ITT

ITT
We are prison inmates in the cafeteria. We're all minding our business until someone rolls a dubs, trips, or anything else and then we go apeshit.

What are you in here for?

Hey, you still eating that?

Excuse me, sir. Can a gentlenigger get a napkin here? I seem to have made quite a spill.

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING, NIGGA?!

Yo, J-Rolls, you got the cheddar?

Man, I'd do anything for a smoke...

Nigga the fuck you jst say to him? Like Nigga, you just gonna take that from this punk ass bitch? Show him how we do on the southside, nigga

Yo dawg you talking shit to my BITCH!?

I was debating genders with this tumblr fag, proved my point and then she yelled "rape".

I won't lie, her ass looked amazing and it was going to be mine.

I HATE YOU YA FUCKING SPIC NIGGER QUAD FUCKING KYS

*teleports behind you*

Quit hogging the BBQ sauce, let a nigger get some moisture on his ribs.

white power!

Yo, hold up...
Are you seriously implying that a tumblr fag would have a nice ass?
A bitch who argues genders and cries rape? Nah, son. Them bitches all got stanky, hairy, cellulite ridden asses.
You a blind ass nigga, nigga.

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OP here
If someone gets dubs n shit, we go apeshit. If it happens after that, we go back to normal.

Oh hello

who wants to be my daddy ?

Can you pass me the salt?

crine

I'm a nigger who likes what he sees, and you ain't lookin too bad.

yo hombre, pass that salsa. puta gringo!

niggers

Well that escalated quickly.

Oh, so you a gay nigger. A nigger who craves cock.
Jesus fuck, no wonder your stupid ass was on tumblr.

I'll just be minding my own business over here.

What did you call me, cabron?!

Don't mind me.

Hey white boy! Come here!

Oh god please no I just wanted a bite

please can i suck someones cock tonight

ILL BITE YO ASS

this cell block is mine nigga
so all them white bois in here, belong to me

Can someone tell a brutha what a "dubs" is?

Never trust a nigga who too eager.
This bitch probably got a shiv up the dick hole.
Or a terrible case of intestinal distress.
Nah, fuck that.

come here big boy i wont bite.

FUCK THIS SHIT
I'M INNOCENT, LET ME OUT,
I DON'T BELONG HERE
LEEEEEEEET MEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigga that ain't no bitch, that's a sow. I ain't judgin, just sayin.

PRISON SHANK!

We riot for white pride world wide!

HEY! RIOT!

I don't know what that, this or the other means...is it a burger day today.

anyone fuck the guard, i heard she sucks inmates in the dark, she goes one by one and checks if your clean or not.

Anyone here know the guy that sneaks in Hot n Spicy burgers from McDonalds over to here? Willing to trade my half eaten snickers bar for one.

Indeed, muh nigga. It is when your last 2 digits are the same. For example, 88.

hey all you ricans! your moms are real cute and such

dubs or better

My girl Sharquesha comin' in two days. Can't wait to break through that glass and tear that ass up!

damn spics n shit yall make me sick

Any nigga want some man pussi I'm trading for h or oxy, hmu

Nigga, that a dude.
I mean, fuck, I know we all thirsty and desperate and shit but goddamn.
You wanna bust it so bad that you'll go with a dude?

Fuck is wrong with you?

aw shit i dropped my tray again

yeah? were all innocent here, now let me tattoo my name onto your ass...

FUCK YOUR NIGGERBITCH I'LL LYNCH THEN LICK HER CLIT

Oh so you're the one who been sleeping with MY girl. Tyrone, Tyrese, Tyler, Taylor, Taymon, tie this nigga's legs up. I'm going in deep.

ive got your cell phone in my kiester

oh in that case, im lucky i haven't

Boy lemme have your corn bread

TELL ME SHARQUESHA LAST NAME NOW, OR I RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

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Uh, Tyrone... You do know what happens when a body dies, right?
How all the piss and shit up inside gets released? And you want to lynch and then lick this bitch?
Also, you want to do this willingly with a black bitch?

Man, y'all niggas be fucking stupid. No wonder your faggoty asses are in here. A bunch of cock worshipping, nigger loving desperate faggots. Ain't a single one of you do anything worthwhile with your stupid lives. Just starting shit to find yourselves thrown in here so that you can have the excuse to fuck other dudes.

Y'all niggas need to just be honest. You're gay, we get it. Goddamn.

Check these repeaters

I only have one more day left! sure hope I dont get shanked.

There appears to be a shank in your neck, white boy.

Nah, nigga. I'll watch yo' back. Wutchu got some keeids or somethin'? You get whapped and I'll take care of em'. Fo' real homie.

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None of you understand.
I'm not locked in here with you.
YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME.

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Hola, ¿quien quiere ser mi mejor amigo en este lugar? :)

Shut up, Rorschach wannabe faggot

This nigga a PLAYA!

Hey wutchoo think ah my hair? I asked the man to make it anal beads and he made it anal beads.

For real?

Real fleek homie. Drop that shit.

This nigga makin me kiss his ayyus

yo jamal are you gona eat your cornbread

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Now i gotta shank ya dog
And steal ya dubs

The fuck does "fleek" mean?
Why you niggas always gotta fuck up the English language just to stand out?
Why you niggas always doing stupid shit to stand out, and then getting pissed off when people focus on you?
It's real hard to ignore a nigga speaking bullshit, dressed up in bullshit, acting like a fool.

See, this is why the rest of the normal races hate on your kind.

nah, i'm not

Nigga ask Tymal for his

I am death fear me

shit man don't bust on jamal like that, he just as hungry as u nigga

PRISON BREAK OUT!!! *armoured bus slams through the wall*

Stop it Juan

Fellas! Calm down. What good does it do to fight each other? Live and let live!

I can feel the hate boiling.

Can you feel the trips tonight
Get nikka

Listen to the lil white nigga y'all.

TIME TO CHIMP OUT NIGGAS FUKN CHEKD

Hey, nigga chill out.

Yall' done spit on my tapouts.

Shut yo fuck hole

I FEEL THE GIGA NIGGA

Ill cut your head off you fucking shitskin

ey fok u mein

Imma set it off

This white boy just done FUCKED up!!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE04888

Get shanked fool

Panic attack saying "I'm sorry" over and over to make nice friends.

yo get in niggas