OFFICIAL DETROIT TIGERS @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

Fulmer vs Ventura

Tigers
1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Jose Iglesias (R) SS
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
4. Victor Martinez (S) DH
5. Nick Castellanos (R) 3B
6. Justin Upton (R) LF
7. Steven Moya (L) RF
8. James McCann (R) C
9. Andrew Romine (S) CF

Royals
1. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
2. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
7. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
8. Brett Eibner (R) LF
9. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B

R O Y A L S

J-Just 2 outs from the franchise rookie record

2 Hit Whit is gonna send the first pitch into the drink

>inb4 Aviles DH batting cleanup

>ventura has never lost to the tigers

pepper ur bangers

tigers were the first team to beat fernandez at marlin park. should be a good game

Is detroit the new #dongtown after yesterdays game?

disregard desu, i meant to reply to the /mlb/ general

rip game thread

>MLB advertises for a while that this game is on for me
>show the fucking tardinals again

Every fucking time it is the cardinals. I don't even live near St Louis. I don't feel like watching a stream either.

IKTF

when does ventura blow his elbow?

Why the hell is it always the god damn tardinals?

Are the royals elite?

i could stare into his eyebrows for hours

Well i guess the fact this thread is dead as fuck answers my question, how can an elite team have no fans?

nothing has happened senpai

Saying nothing is happening in a royals game is asking for a drip

Salutations Gentleman

Who was the royals pitcher that nig'd out recently?

>royals ded
thank you based tigers
this guy

Based Brad

Hello goo Samaritan. How are you doing on this swell evening?

will the tigers move fulmer to the pen like the jays with sanchez to limit his innings?

also, why is innings pitched considered more important that pitch count? surely if you average less pitches per inning you should be able to throw more without being shut down

In this moment, i am euphoric

Depends. If we are still in the hunt, they will probably start trying to skip starts to preserve him more for the final run in during September. It would suck to have to put our most productive starter in the pen.

No, brad already said they are going to try to space out his starts throughout the season so he will not have to be shut down before the season ends

Based fucking brad

Good man. You stay out of trouble now.

>you will never be as cerebral as Bradley Davis Ausmus

JDIMSA

2 (you)s in one post

Still not as based as Based Brad

>The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends

G-Guys

if only kendrys wasn't a fat ass

>Morales has a 6 game hitting streak

impressed desu

Hey Detroit friends I'm going to be in Detroit for a couple of days in August. Any suggestions on things to do while I'm there?

i would also like to know this. i'm going to the homestand over the trade deadline

Fuck bitches, get money, smoke trees

Go to one of the casinos, check out the DIA if you like art, hit up some Slow Barbq

I'm not gonna eat bbq in Detroit. What's so special about the casinos?

Check out the river walk, go to the bars in Corktown

Lads..

Why not?

calm yourself desu. he slid out of danger

Tigers fan or neutral? (please watch our team)

whats the best time of day to head to belle isle? and do i need anything other than my passport to hang out in ontario for the day?

Slows is pretty good.
If you're interested in Detroit style pizza go to Buddys. The original is in a semi-shitty part of Detroit but there are suburban locations as well.

The casinos are nothing too crazy, they're just casinos. I would strongly recommend Greektown over the other two because there are way more bars and restaurants in the neighborhood. The other two casinos exist for suburbanites to drive in and gamble away their lives while they chain smoke

>roylols

tigers fan m8.

Hit up Dearborn too. Food there is the fucking nuts.

GO TO SLOW'S NIQQAS

Based Aussie. Please tell me you are behind Based Brad too?

I think it closes at night or something so whenever during the day. It is a bit of a hike from downtown if you don't have a car, so be aware of that. And it's a state park now so it costs money to get in via car but not from walking or biking. Great views of the city and freighters as they go by.

I think a passport is all you need but avoid rush hour because the lines to and from Canada get crazy. It's very busy, which is why >we are building a second bridge

No reason to eat bbq somewhere else when you live in KC

can you explain the gambling laws in america? i had always assumed it was only legal in nevada

It is still good though so why not

Sign up for the press releases. Just tell them your area and they'll email you weekly with a schedule.

Over 21 and you're good

I live in Dearborn and yeah, if you're interested in Arab food go to Al-Ameer at Warren and Miller. The Arabs here are cool.
Shatila's is a great Arab bakery that also has French pastries and great ice cream. You WILL see women in full burkas so be aware of that if you're not used to that sight

Don't get killed.

HOW ABOUT DEM ROYALS DUBS

Uh I don't know I guess. You have to be 21 and then you can go in and do whatever you want.
It's the only place you can smoke indoors in the city so light up

Do they give you drinks for free while you are gambling? The KC casinos make you pay for drinks

I think when I went they were cheap but you were expected to tip the whore that brought them to you or something.

Nigga are they free or not

i don't really want to go half way around the world and waste my money. i use to be pretty hard into the pokies (slot machines) at the pubs here but i was just interested in the legalities of the gambling there

i was going to get an uber to somewhere near and walk across. i've also got the zoo and a joe louis arena tour on my list

I think they are but you are expected to tip. I only went to one of the casinos though.

>playing slots
For what purpose? Blackjack is where it's at

Poker is the king la

So it's like the Vegas casinos then

i don't have the patience to focus when i'm drinking, slots are just mindless. i had a few wins when i first started which was the worst thing that could have happened

>fulmer

There is really no focus necessary for blackjack. You can just ask the dealer if you don't know what to do and they will tell you what "the book" says.

Also can have some great bantz at a fun table

because he's a pretentious KC douchebag

Triple play when?

Mad about inferiority?

i been to the MGM grand and greektown, i never tipped anyone or was expected to tip

then again i didn't go in any restaurants, and there wasn't any people giving out free drinks like in some vegas casinos

Maybe I got them mixed with something else then. It was years back so I don't really remember, unless they changed how they run.

Casinos are kinda boring to me anyway.

walk hosmer,.........

Channel your inner Ausmus to get out of the inning lads

>walking hoz to get to Cain

Some literal retardation on display

idk i feel like hosmer always kills us. I don't have any stats to back it up, but it was a feeling

>7 gidp's this year

>the city of me

Definitely not free at Greektown, don't know about the others

Nice, that JLA tour sounds awesome.
If you're into architecture downtown has a great variety of buildings of various styles and notably Art Deco. The guardian building has an amazing lobby that's definitely worth a walk through.

THANK FUCK

ayyyyyyyyy

BASED BRAD

>the city of (You)

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Give Brad some (yous) ahaha

Based Fulmer

Miguel Cabrera

>Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee

>michael saunders has 8 RBI tonight

the fuck

Holy shit GOATmer

GOATpan

this shit isnt funny. theres no need to be one of those guys that has the same five pictures and phrases he posts in every single game thread

is there anywhere in detroit that's selling the duck singlet that castellanos wears after some games? asking for a friend

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It ends this inning desu

>hating on bradposting