Ask a satanist anything

Ask a satanist anything

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What's your favourite band?

How's the 8th grade going?

Black Veil Brides

How does it feel to never have felt pussy?

Can you make my dick bigger?

Its goin great. We graduate in 2 weeks.

For your information, i get it every day after recess

Dont ask me, ask satan. The devil giveth and the devil taketh away

can you do black magic?

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How does it feel since the shock factor has died down?

More seriously, what type of satanist are you and do you belong to any larger organization or are you just a lone practitioner?

What kind of porn do you like?

Is it fun?

How accurate is DOOM?

How can I become a satanist?

What the point of being satanist ?

How accurate IS doom?

Why not be an atheist.
All religions are lies.

how can I sell my soul to the devil

That pentagram it's true?? Or it's emo girl thing?

ew

Has senpai noticed you lately?

Will my ex get back?

Not op but have fun ya cheeky cunt

how old are you?

why satan?

thank you user.

>underage
beat it, kiddo

Kek

Go home nadia, you're drunk

Why do you put any stock in LaVey? The guy was an uneducated carnie who misread a few philosophers and wrote three hopelessly bad books. Chapter 1 of TSB is basically the only intelligent work he produced.

why is OP a fagget?

Not all satanists are laveyan...

Why will you never make it to Magister Templii?

I read your bible when I was interested in it. Enjoy your cult, hope the punch tastes good, faggot

Do you like my songs

soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

why are you such an edgy cuck?

I dotn just do black magic, i do emo magic

Well, im the evil dark lord of all satanists. I live in solitude because I was ousted from the church that failed to see me as its one and true chosen leader.

I like the kind where people fuck goats

Lots of fun

Its not bad but it could be a whole lot better

You need to be emo and dark and goth and stuff. Also, you need to be a scumbag thats into metal and do a hella drugs like xanax and aderall for recreation

Being emo and goth and awesome and dark and emo

Because Satanism is the one true religion, faggot.

You need to fill out an offer application. Include your name and how much you want in return. It will be processed in the system for 14 days until the Satan Department of Procurement and Human Services recieves it. Once it gets an approved notary, itll end up on the boss's desk and hell have the final say in if he agrees or not.

does satan have gout?

why are you such a retard? You and Satan can suck my cock. Fucking faggots.

Are you a Lavayan satanist?

No the pentagram is true. In fact, it holds the only truth

Wtf is sempai?

Only if you join the dark side

Age is an abstract concept drafted by society to rank individuals. My ranking in this society shouldnt matter. All that matters is that im an emo gothic dark lord from hell comming to make all the satanists on Sup Forums unite for my cause.

Because LeVey was a true prophet from the one and only Satan. Only his truths are the only truths. Heil satan.

Because it takes one to know one, faggot.

Shut the fuck up, yes we are, you dont know what the fuck youre talking about, faggot

It tastes great. You dont know what youre missing out on

Who's calling who a what?
Go to bed faggot

What is gout?

No hey fuck you, bitch. Youre going to wish you never made an enemy of the dark side you fucking faggot

No, Im an emo gothic darklord from Hades. Didnt you read anything?

I thougt the great truth is that there isn't one

Nice trips then dubs

Why are you such an edgy faggot? Do your parents know that you're using the family computer?

The great truth isnt an answer to a question. It is the way of Satan and it is the worship of his lessons. Keep in mind that Lucifer rebeled against god and was ousted from heaven. Us emo darklords do the same, only we follow the image of overpowering the enemies one day so that we rule the world. Heil satan

No but your parents know im using your family computer

>No hey fuck you, bitch. Youre going to wish you never made an enemy of the dark side you fucking faggot
EXTREME KEK. The dark side can lick my arsehole after I take a big shit. Fucking queer. Go suck Satan's micropenis you fucking faggot.

How does it feel serving a loser?

How will you feel when you're burning forever in the Lake of Fire with satan, knowing you could have been dwelling in the presence of God for all eternity?

do u velieve in gid

The Dark Lord will punish you for your insolence, you ignorant bitch.

02:5 ʍǝɥʇʇɐɯ
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Are you aware that Edward Kelley was a known con artist with a rap sheet and that Enochian is complete and utter bullshit?

Are you aware that the Necronomicon was mentioned in H.P. Lovecraft's novels years before the supposed "actual" copy found its way to an editor's desk? Would you even care if i told you that even though the appearance of this "actual" copy would be a huge publicity stunt for Lovecraft if he had only said that his novels were secretly based on the "real" thing, he did not hesitate to call it a certain fake because the Necronomicon was a completely fictional thing that he made up himself?
Are you aware that Anton Levay freely admitted that he made up everything in the Satanic Bible simply because he didn't like the rituals of "traditional" Satanism, because he knew that traditional Satanism was nothing but a strawman created by the Catholic clergy to be a cracked-mirror version of Catholic rituals?

Are you even aware that the word "sin" predates the hebrew bible by a millenia? That the Old Testament is a heavily edited version of Canaanite myths adjusted to combine YHVH and EL into one all-powerful creator deity with no mention of any of the other gods of the Canaanite pantheon from which the stories came? Do you know that archaeology of the Canaanite valley and the area around the Pyramids has effectively ruled out the possibility of Exodus happening at all?

You worship the supervillain in a fable modified by a Canaanite chieftan who sought to jump-start his tribe's reputation as conquerors by claiming that they were a race of former slaves who escaped from the most powerful empire in the region (Egypt) and had already slaughtered one tribe to the last man, woman, and child? Truth is that the "hebrews" were, in fact, that one tribe of Canaanites they claimed to have wiped out under God's orders. The whole thing is a con job.

I thought God did all the punishing then Satan takes care of them afterwards

will my penis grow bigger as I get older?

This is the one true Dark Lord, faggot.

If that wasn't pasta then geez louise. How'd that bait taste?

Faggot. You don't deserve to call yourself a satanist.

Atheism is a religion. Atheists themselves heatedly deny it. Denying something doesn’t prove it's not there. A religion doesn’t have to posit a god who must be identified or worshiped. Some religions are polytheistic (Hinduism, Mormonism), some monotheistic (Judaism, Christianity, Islam), some non-theistic (Buddhism). I’d say the new atheists and their religion are “anti-theistic.” But their atheism is religious nonetheless. Consider this: They have their own worldview. Materialism (the view that the material world is all there is) is the lens through which atheists view the world. Far from being the open-minded, follow-the-evidence-wherever thinkers they claim to be, they interpret all data ONLY within the very narrow worldview of materialism. They are like a guy wearing dark sunglasses who chides all others for thinking the sun is out. They have their own orthodoxy. Orthodoxy is a set of beliefs acceptable to a faith community. Just as there are orthodox Christian beliefs, there is an atheist orthodoxy as well. In brief, it is that EVERYTHING can be explained as the product of unintentional, undirected, purposeless evolution. No truth claim is acceptable if it cannot be subjected to scientific scrutiny. They have their own brand of apostasy. Apostasy is to abandon one’s former religious faith. Antony Flew was for many years one of the world’s most prominent atheists. And then he did the unthinkable: he changed his mind. You can imagine the response of the “open-minded, tolerant” New Atheist movement. Flew was vilified. Richard Dawkins (atheist prophet of sorts) accused Flew of “tergiversation.” It’s a fancy word for apostasy. By their own admission, then, Flew abandoned their “faith.” They have their own prophets: Nietzsche, Russell, Feuerbach, Lenin, etc

Whats your favorite Marvel movie?

This may come as a shock to you, user, but not everyone who claims to be satanist is trolling. There actually are people out there dumb enough to believe they can get somewhere by being Satan's cheerleaders. Very often they come from highly religious families and/or catholic school and just hate their situation so much that they decide to jump to the other team but don't realize that both teams are just two sides of a counterfeit coin.

Also i type pretty fast, so no big.

Enoch was real.
LaVeyan magic is based on Solomon. Basically a mafia.
Porumean islands were the birth of Christian mythologies.

>learn2italy
>you fucking armchair

OP here. I grew up atheist, but some things happened and I realize that the one true religion is that of the Dark Lord Satan, pbuh.

>All of this shit wrong.

now that's funny

Satanists and all Left Hand Path magicians /philosophers/theologians live on a spiritual Pluto because most of the shit that comes out of most of peoples mouthes is completely wrong.

Are you gay OP? Do you like boipussy?

>Porumean islands
Your search - Porumean islands - did not match any documents.

The Christian mythology did originate in Italy, when Josephus "produced" a bunch of scrolls supposedly written about some HUGELY popular and important figure that literally no one ever mentioned for half a century after his death *except* Josephus who insisted that all these scrolls had been written by other people and that he'd literally collected every last scrap of paper that Jesus's name had ever been written on.

But the Hebrew mythology, the Old Testament, was Canaanite.

So you basically come from a family of cucks?

Hello Hannah.

Yas hooman

gead is dod

lik semenz

The dark side is going to get you

A loser? Is he a loser? Hes one of the most darkest evil emo gods. At this point, hes satan's second hand man

No i dont beleive in god.

Hey you dont curse people here if youre not a satanist you fucking faggot.

Heil satan

Wot?

You thought wrong. It just so happens that god is the enemy that must be destroyed by Satan and his followers are the soldiers of his emo gothic darklord army. And im the commandong general

Only if you accept Satan as your lord and Savior.

No its not, Satan is.

You are the one who is the faggot. Im an emo gothic darklord of Satanism so idk what the fuck you think youre doing by talking to me in such a way. Just pray your diety is around when i curse you and damn you into the emo gothic abyss that is the mosh put at a black veil brides concert. Heil satan!

Shut the cuck up, bitch, you know nothing of Athiesm or Satanism. Heil Satan!

Iron Man 2.And theres also faggots like you who think they know what Satanism is. Fuck you and your little bitch complaints, faggot.

Nigga wtf u on, boii?

Youre not the OP, I am faggot.

Hey shut rhe fuck up bitch, i didnt day you can talk.

Bitch, stop spreading lies about me faggot

No but yo momma does

Jews took it from hitties in Italy.
Jesus is from the mediteranian and so it yweh.
All of the stories are about the sea.


Are you fucking retarded.
>an ancient tribal name never written down.

Worst Satanist ever.

Fuck you faggot, you think you know what it means to be a true emo gothic darklord of Satan? Faggot, thats what I thought

being a satanist do you embrace sin?

Hello Hannah.
Hello Hannah.
Hello Hannah.

Lol, faggot I know hate me cuz you aint me. You wish you were an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan who could have andy sixxs warm log of shit slidding down your throat but you just cant. So shut the fuck up.

Im not a Satanist.
I created a religious practice around the pre-biblical sea monster/demon Leviathan.

Sinners are winners, arent they? Heil satan.

Im not hannah u fucking idiot

would you be interested in writing a fake story about life as a satanist? I have more info for you in person. my kik is : stolengenerator

(Its for a conference about people that have escaped a cult and managed to intergrate back into a democratic liberal life style) ill be speaking infront of 2000 people.

You are the gayest cunt i think ive ever herd of you make me cringe so hard i think i have cancer.

Kill your self and kill your gay cult and rid the earth of you nigger magic group.

Mfw i read your shitty comments

I really hope this is bait oh please be bait

>Leviathan.
lol ur Canaanite and don't even know it

Black Philip here

Satan isnt. Its what i said.
Also, Norse but alright.

How's life knowing that you'll get absorbed into my soul once you die?

Ignore this edgy faggot, i'm a real satanist so if you want to know something then ask me instead.

Types of Satanists you will encounter:
1) Kooky transgressive groups that will only allow you to enter at the bottom of the ladder. Involved with crime, everyone other then the core few are being used.
2) Psychos celebrating evil, soon to end up dead or imprisoned
3) Unstable, isolated drama queens indulging in magical thinking
4) Organised perverts who attract idiots with all the Satanism cosplay but really just want to stick things in your stoned anus.
If you go out looking for one group and find another, you're gonna have a bad time.
Satan is really just the Witness for the Prosecution in a jumble of stories from prehistoric Judaism. Suburban roleplayers and fledgling serial killers use the imagery but it doesn't do much for them.
The real dichotomy is between whether you hold that consciousness springs from the material, or that all things spring from consciousness.

>theres this sea demon monster story from these people from the desert.
>lol youre stupip

so then you have homo sex?

>The real dichotomy is between whether you hold that consciousness springs from the material, or that all things spring from consciousness.
what? explain in normal english please.

YES!

Satan isn't even a name.
In the original hebrew it's "Ha Satan" and literally translates to "The Second" or "The adversary/opponent". Monks hand-copying scrolls dropped the definite article "Ha-" (the) and just wrote Satan as if it were a name. Ha Satan is actually used in the OT to refer to several different characters from the Canaanite myths.

Look it up.

...

murder is a sin, ever killed anyone?

How fucking romanticized.

See
For genuine information in a very broad overview of all of Satanism.

>Spiritual Plutonism.

You killed someone?

Yeah I murdered your moms pussy.

They made all that shit up about some ideas that they stole, in that instance, too.

So you dont belive in god only satan?

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