Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

Anything?

Git neked

FIRST

Why can't I stop fapping to traps

W-well. Anything about psychology.
My specialty is neuropsychopharmacology.

Yes, not that.

Do women have fetishes? If so, which ones?

get fucked idiot

First

Why do I constantly struggle with prioritizing? I'm fucking terrible at it. Please help

Proof faggot. Nobody wants pesudo adivce from a neckbeard with problems of their own.

What's wrong with you?

You feeling better?

If someone makes you really happy and makes you want to change for the better, should you tell them?

I'm bored to anything OP. Nothing is fun anymore its all the same old junk, will it get better?

nope
you're gay
yes, think of the fetishes that men have
nope

...what? Is this a serious question? All humans have fetishes, and all fetishes can be born by all humans.

Have you ever sat down and written a list? That helps prioritize, because you can move things up and down the list till they fit.

Then why do people go to male psychologists?

Yeah, antibiotics are kicking in.

Uhh. What do you mean?

Why is it every time I try and act like I'm not bothered by lack of attention, I feel like my insides are on fire?

>psychologist

Literally a meme. Thanks cultural marxism!

did you mean to type "youtube.com" or

Why am I always do horny.

Probably? I mean, I don't see this as a psychology question, but that sounds reasonable.

Sounds like anhedonia; seek medical attention.

Because you are acting.

Not at all sure what you mean.

Am I too fucked up for being in love with a 15 y/o, I'm 21, and we are dating, and I really love her

How old are you? Could just be hormones.

I have but I constantly struggle with putting myself into situations that I know will not benefit me in the end, but it's like an accident I can't stop from happening.

I'm 23

when i was like 10 this kid i knew started making (though not forcefully) me suck his dick, then he started sucking mine, this was before i knew what sex was. i did it with a few other guys. I then found out about the internet (back when there was napster, kazaa, bearshare) and watched a lot of CP because i wanted to see girls my age having sex not old women, didnt realize until about a year later that it was very wrong and illegal. also watched lots of animal porn.

now im addicted to cuck/bbc porn and dont know how to put all that messed up shit behind me and have a normal sexual health. the kid who i did gay shit with killed himself btw so no making things better there. any thoughts?

Why does my boyfriend keep cheating on me ?

>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 you look average user

As long as you aren't sticking your dick in her or grooming her.

So be more mindful of what you are doing; actively think about what you are doing, if it is a good thing to do, and change accordingly.

You gotta put in the time, Anonymous.

Sounds within normal bounds; is it impacting your quality of life?

I would seek therapy; sounds like you have a lot of unresolved issues. Need to talk them out.

Let me ask you a question in kind: why are you still with him if he cheated on you?

Hi Sup Forums

What's the best sexual position?

Evening Alice, how are you feeling? Better, I hope!

I'm extremely and hatefully jealous of most of my friends. I just try to laugh and brush off everything that happens to me, but the second I'm alone I cry like a little bitch. What the fuck am I supposed to do

retarded or?

I have had a few girlfriends (long term - like 3-6 years each) and they were all less then average looking girls. I never cheated on any of them nor would I. He's a shitty person and probably gets off on knowing he is inflicting emotional pain on you. probably better to get out sooner

>Then why do people go to male physiologists?

What the fuck are you talking about bitch? Don't answer my question with a question. Either post your degree w/timestamp or fuck right off like the attention whore you are.

How can I get a girl that likes another guy to like me? They've dated and broken up before but he doesn't talk at all and I'm attractive according to her and her friends.

Why do I have such a big penis?

I'm sorry that you are. Must be hard m8

Well. Urination is easier. But now I am constipated as hell.

Reverse wheelbarrow.

*blinks* Do you mean envious? Jealousy is more insecurity, it sounds more like you want what they have instead.

Excuse me, I asked you a specific question good sir, kind sir. Please answer it.

You don't; that's a really shitty way to start a relationship.

You are reading the ruler upside down.

>I would seek therapy; sounds like you have a lot of unresolved issues. Need to talk them out.

what exactly is talking about those things going to do? what would I even say, thats all there is to the story.

somehow it seems like paying someone lots of money to listen to some random shit would be wasteful especially when i can just post anonymously on a tibetan basket weaving forum

fight me irl and not on the internet and see what happens bro haha

I do put in the time but the problem is I don't think I know how to time splice well enough that I actually make a real difference in my life. Any other tips?

*About that video you posted here a long time ago and i am actually referring to the first time you posted it, since i was not around that particular time i had to ask around for informations regarding it, some anons told me you said that the video was related with a project of yours of some sort, is that so?*

Neither of you mentioned any specifics. I've never met a woman with a foot fetish. Yes, there's lesbian foot fetish porn and it's made for men, not women (like most lesbian porn.)

Oh shit. Alice bringing the heat.

Because I love him like I've never loved. It seems, for me, like no one is able to love anyone as much as I love my boyfriend. I depend on him.

Is it normal to enjoy the hallucinations caused by my fever?
I am sick the last few days and had some pretty vivid hallucinations last night as I tried to fall asleep.

What's your character in WOW?

I was homeschooled my entire life up until college. I don't have any friends and have bee practically isolated since my mother's death. It has been 6 years since her death, and I have not talked to anyone except for my boss, my doctors, and when necessary, my co-workers. I feel have been acting irrationally and sociopathically in the past couple of weeks, and have also had suicidal thoughts... What should I do?

Why do guys think I'm funny but most girls think I'm annoying and immature

That's the worst I think. Was work any better today?

I cleaned a lot of my day. It's nice that my apartment is so clean now!

why do i hate everything
why am i always angry

Are u Dr.tc?

Talking about them helps you resolve the issues. But okay, if you don't think decades of research and highly trained professionals can help you, I guess you can just try the basket weaving forum.

Keep a record; very easy to time slice if you write it all down.

It was like a week or two ago; it's supposed to be a test video, and I'll be doing a whole thread of them eventually.

I've met more than one.

So there's your answer; you need him, but he doesn't need you. Thus, he cheats.

Well, you were kind of delirious. I wouldn't call it normal though.

I don't play MMO's; hate em.


If you have suicidal thoughts, go to a doctor ASAP.

Because you are annoying and immature; guys find that funny. See all of Seth Rogan's career.

How i get the shadow people to stop seeing me

I pluck my beard hair and eat it when im stressed.
I have significantly stopped, but it still happens when im not paying attention, like my arm is possessed.

How do I stop it permanently?

You look like a good person user. Pleasant to see but you know it's not that simply.. When you truly love someone, you can't move on all of sudden..

>Asked a question first
>Gets replied back with another question
Logic?

Well that's good. Cleaning always helps me focus.

You don't, and because anger is addicting. Tell me more if you want me to actually be able to answer your question beyond vague generalities.

Alan Wake taught me a flashlight helps.

Ah, you need aversion therapy. Ask your doctor about it.

Yes you can, it's just really hard.

Still not hearing an answer.

pic related

>doctor why do i have immense pain
>where is the pain?
>i asked you a question faggot and i want an answer

I have bulimia.

How can i not have bulimia?

You don't love him, you just became emotionally dependent to him, and you should really leave him, he cheated on you, he doesn't deserve you, you sound like a nice girl, and you will probably find someone better, you just need to open you heart, and learn to truly love and be loved, good luck user, wish you the best

Whenever I go to my doctor, he prescribes me antidepressants, which only seem to add to my sociopathic tendencies. Should I mention anything to him to change this pattern?

I'm not even that user, baka.

Sup Forumsipolar I here. If for some reason I miss my psychiatric appointment for the second time in a row on friday and therefor run out of latuda, what should I do? I try to keep on top of shit but I also am very forgetful.

I'm not kidding about the shadow people.
They paralyze me in my sleep

Okay but does this shit happen to other people as well? I know that some people like to have hallucinations caused by deprivation or pain, but never heard someone going like "dude I was tripping balls because of my fever and it was amazing"

Your name is Alice then? Nice to meet you! Have seen you a lot in Sup Forums recently. Will probably chat with you some nights. If only Sup Forums had a system to make a difference between anons.

Have fun! -xR

>Talking about them helps you resolve the issues. But okay, if you don't think decades of research and highly trained professionals can help you, I guess you can just try the basket weaving forum.

well i just talked to someone named OP claiming to be a psychologist and i told them my story, dont feel like anythings changed, all they said was talk to a different psychologist. can you see how i wouldnt have that much faith?

i have very low empathy.

how do i know if im a psychopath or just autistic?

Google sleep paralysis

Everyone, this bitch is dancing around my demand for proof and is probably not a real physiologist. Don't take her advice as genuine/professional.

Buy gun or dog

I'm something like confuse..
He cheat on me, yeah, a lot but meanwhile he proves me that he loves me
Make me want to forgive him time after time

hey man u wanna ride the bus with me?

PLEASE help I sound like a retard. It is really hard to talk normal. I dont feel any pain on my head so i dont think i hit it. It could have happened between the time i woke up 26 hours ago or about 30 minutes ago because that was the first time i talked all day. I sound like toddler!! its freaking me out. Should i wait it out or go to the ER

I got rejected by this guy in class today. I don't know why. My fits are at least a 7/10 and my ass on on fleek. A lot of guys say I'm pretty to. I feel like I am a worthless fleshlight trash no with no direction.

What should I do? An hero because I am no longer desirable?

OP how can I tell between an attention seeker, and a sociopath?

I had a ladyfriend find out i had a foot fetish and beg me to suck on her toes because she had a fetish too

Why is it that I have a hard time doing things? I know their importance, I know some things are even urgent. I feel that in me but then something in has a damp towel over it and I can't seem to budge at all to wanting to do it or face it. Also, what are the roots of social anxiety?

There are many paths for that, but I am not a specialist in that area. Go to your GP or PCP and ask for a referral to a trained psychologist in eating disorders.

...have you not mentioned your sociopathic tendencies?

I love you all the same

When i talk i have a lisp and its super hard to pronounce "r" among other things that toddlers do. I can think and form sentences just fine, but talking is hard

A sociopath won't say they are a sociopath

*You mean like a whole thread regarding videos like that? And just one of those or more of them?*

Just so everyone knows this.
If you are spending your time talking to an image board personality then an actual person.
Then you're fucked up, user.

Getting off Sup Forums normally helps with retardation.

Honestly, is it bad that often I think about
raping young girls? Constantly think about a 12 yo virgin tied to a table in my basement with a camera on her face so I can see her expression as I directly l forcefully shove my dick into her little butthole. Then I want to move to her virgin pussy where I brutally fuck her until I'm about to cum. Then put it back into her ass and blow. All the while I want to see her tears. How fucked am I?

I'm transgender I want to transition but, my family won't accept me if I do transition but i want to really badly what do I do

*closes her eyes then opens them slowly* What?
Someone rejected you? And that makes you think that your entire life is unimportant and you are worthless as a person?

Ask someone else! Have a little love for yourself Anonymiss, cuz I sure as hell love you a lot more than to call you a worthless fleshlight trash! That insult doesn't even make sense!

You are NOT defined by how ONE OTHER PERSON views you; you define YOURSELF. So if you think you are uhh..on fleek(?), then go out and ask someone else! That guy didn't deserve you anyway!

You can do it!

Has Alice ever told a lie?

...

How do you lose fear of stuff ( i want to be scared of nothing)?

>You may notice that this is not a doctors office; I gave you what is equivalent to a referral.
>Science doesn't require faith dude.

fine. not trying to argue with you bruv. can you at least identify what issues you think those sort of experiences would result in? even if we aren't sure how to correct them

Shut up bitch. What you're doing is illegal and immoral. You are not the good person you think you are by doing this.

fear is a healthy response, its what keeps shit alive. if you want to be afraid of nothing kill yourself

You're right! Dat boi don't deserve this pussy.

There are plenty of dudes out there that do and can!

Sup weeabo faggot with stuttering. How are you doing

*If you want bring something serious up you should at least try to avoid insulting the other person you're referring to.*