I'm going to lecture at a psychic convention. they think i'm legit first but need a fake name to go by

I'm going to lecture at a psychic convention. they think i'm legit first but need a fake name to go by.

dubs picks name

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nigger nigger

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faggot

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Cranky Panky the Wanky Twanky

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squirting nigger woman

The Great Niggeroli

dickballs the snail clit

black man

rerool

roll but make it Niggeroli the Magnificent

passive aggressive mixed barista belittling a sad little MGTOW redpilled baby male :(

ok op here's your name

Manlet the magnificent

Ahab alhazred

Scubi Du

King diamond

Sum Ting Wong

Dat Boi

Professor bullshit

ayi lamyao

Grand meister farsight.

The worlock

Finally fuck. I almost gave up.

please learn to spell you faggot

Quads command it

shit. the most autistic one and not in a good way

assdini

OP here. i'm making it "Ebony" so it'll be memey when someone there tries googling me

no

dubs decided and you must follow

FUCK. but it sucks so much ass

Fine. Dubs has spoken. You are all looking at Worlock. the psychic medium

yeah it does

this is the risk you take when you let dubs decide

i let dubs decide what movie i should buy from Amazon and am now the proud owner of a copy of Chicken Run

Can it be Ebony Worlock?

sure