Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!

Im fine, been loke that for years. Makes chewing a pain but at least its not infected or painful.
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Rory claimed

One day.

a a a a a a a a

>almost 300 pics now

1

>Shiro

Stop lurking T.

Whaaat
Seriously? I could've sworn I've seen Brazil at least once
>claim

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I'm here
Reindhardt is the best
Rory is the worst
hope I covered everything

kagami claimed!!
lucky channel always made me laugh!!!
nice!! you're right where it starts to pick up!! i hope you're ready for the end lol
>one day indeed.

2

>Shiro

3

>Shiro

Miku is mine

Look at these faggoty ass birds. Their names are Pedo and the Baby Birthday
>fuck you Ruffles

Also, check'm

Miho claimed

>I like meat, but what's Little Creases?
Super cheap pizza.

>Sorry about your toof, hopefully you can get it fixed yes? But rory said it's expensive, is it?
It may be around $800? That is if i need an Xray.

Got anything you need to do for the rest of the week or just chilling?
Right now chilling. I have to help my sister move more tomorrow and then maybe sell a car. Other then that ill Uber if i can.

Hope you like them.

some drilling went down in muh mouf

>fuck off yuno

>Got anything you need to do for the rest of the week or just chilling?
Right now chilling. I have to help my sister move more tomorrow and then maybe sell a car. Other then that ill Uber if i can.

Oops

Milinda claim.

WOW RUDE

Claimed.
Stay away bitchess

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How you feeling man? Heard about the news.

milinda!!! are you well??

GOD BLESS
>Danke

>That fucking decade-old reference
Noted, and understood

>Gotta appreciate a good booty.
>Gotta appreciate a good set o' legs, too.

>but i need milk for my bones!
>implying milk is healthy at all
I mean occasionally, sure, but I'm not sure it's super good for your bones or anything, really. Too lazy to search up sources, but I'll get back to you on that.
>It also tastes terrible
>I mean fucking horrible
>Chocolate milk is okay
>But if you have to put chocolate in something to make it better...
>...Whatever you had initially was gross


>fuck off Yuno
Seconded, but only because I too, am about to fuck off and go outside for once.

>Rolling to steal Hannanon's waifu
>If dubs, she's mine
>If singles, will try again next thread

>Shiragami Youko claimed

Milinda-chan

>Hugs

Mili! How did it go?

Claimed.
Stay away bitchess


Fucking forgot the picture....

Evening milk

Obligatory claim.

Milinda! How'd everything go?

i think it tastes good!! and i won't live forever so might as well enjoy it while i can!!

Dank you say? I'm in the line of work of making dank pictures. Here's an example if you want one.
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>Shiro

how did you notice that one but not the

>atleast i have chicken

YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A DICK JOKE

Shitty... Finally out of surgery. Just woke back up. My sister was nice enough to drive me my laptop.

No. Not good... How about you?

Hey Miho.
>Hugs

The surgery went well. Turns out im a little more broken than I thought though. Feeling like shit.

Hey Maki. Not too good...

>get trips
>not a single (you)
fuck this thread

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Breast friend.

Hand.

I am in a love/hate relationship with your feet

Are you the alright? What happened?

Just saving them individually?

kek I hope so too
Right now it's getting hard to do things because my eye is twitching a lot, just the right one
Dude my fucking night was garbage, I went to sleep and there was like two mosquitos in the room and they just went to town on my arms.
My vape ran out of juice right there so it didn't zap them
Blegh!

Fuck, sorry about your shit luck then.
I think Uber is a very cool thing. We don't have that kind of stuff here. GPS doesn't even work in three quarters of the country. We got a lot of taxis but it's getting very frustrating.
You've been moving stuff for your sister for like three days now! Aren't you getting burnt out? Can nobody else help her?

moo

are you kill?

best hand
hi desu, how are you?

nice singles
I just don't know you, desu.
I'm Karen

WHY I NEVER

I got into a car accident this morning. It was pretty bad.

Pretty much... Hey Karen.

is it bad??? what all is broken? if you don't mind me asking....

>more broken than I thought
care to give us the details?
I don't mind you don't, I'm just happy to see ya again!

Gold. How are you feeling right now?

Always good to see your bright self, Karen. I'm pretty tired, gonna head off to bed soon.

How are you?

Evening milk drinker.
Hand.
Booby Brother.
Mooo.

Claiiiiiiimed.

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Holy shit that wallpost

How's the headache?

Yep. I already have most of these, though.

My back kind of hurts.

I have some new material.

I love em. Thanks heaps!
Id like to say trips of truth
But Rory is far from the worst.
Hes never like he is on TV. Its a ploy.

>surgery
I didn't see you talk about that. You ok?

>Hugs tighter

Yeah my luck sucks.

And Uber is shit that is all.

Yes i feel like shit from moving all that.

Hanako Besto Waifu

nice feet :)

Yeah I heard, but I mean like what exactly happened in regards to you? If you don't mind saying, that is

>my vape ran out of juice
fucking FAGGOT

Handsome milk drinker.

Going down, buddy. Just tired, gonna head off to sleep soon. How are you?

Maybe you're sitting funny? Or if you're laying down try and fidget around a bit.

lol, mosquitoes are assholes, did you sleep alright other than that??

Well shoot, I'm just glad you're still here. How bad is it? That is if you want to talk about it.

>rattle

claimed

I'm good, thanks for asking.
Think I'll head off to sleep in a bit aswell, it's 7AM after all.

What's with the downbeat mood man? Trust me, it won't get you far.

late claim

are you a different Karen or do you just not remember me

sorry but internet rule number 1
>Anything that is followed by repeating numbers is undeniably true


>captcha is pick street sign
>shows billboard
>fuck.jpg

I hope you get better soon and that you didn't break anything.

>More hugs

Evening

Yeah I saw, good, always nice to see new art.
Really though get some sleep tonight, like a lot of sleep.

I thought internet rule 1 was
>do not talk about Sup Forums

Dude almost died, pretty sure he's allowed to feel shitty if he wants

>my vape ran out of juice
I got 2 bottles

well we're on Sup Forums so clearly it didn't pass

Its pretty bad. Im also really pissed that it was my nice car, not my daily driver that was hit. I got t-boned by a f-350. If it had hit the car around 3 feet further forward, I would be dead...
I got a concussion, minor brain bleed, 4 broken ribs, broke my right arm in 2 places and punctured my right lung. When I went into surgery to finish patching my lung they found multiple points of internal bleeding... Its shitty... I fucking hurt all over.

See above. Thanks friend.

Im a little better now. Got into a car accident this morning. See above.

See above.

Im glad I was able to come here too. You all usually cheer me up. See above.

Positivity is difficult these days. Im trying though. Thanks

Thanks friend. Unfortunately I broke a lot...

This is a Good Waifu?

What you vapin nigga

That's good to hear, Gachi buddy.

Yeah man, you should. That's pretty early, heh. Hope you get some good rest.

I will, no worries, horror buddy. You should do the same, gotta keep that cute self of yours in good shape.

I was sitting kind of weird.

Yep.

Feeling garbage, yes?
At least you have your laptop to pass the time.
Was it painful desu?

Yes! Able to focus a bit better now but my right eye is twitching again, the eyelid is closing by itself. I think it's time to get off.
How is your head? chest? Feeling good?

shizuru hai

Four lines longer, thanks to you, desu!

I think with a 7 min long episode there's only so many you can get, anyway.
I fucking love the art on that show. There's another like it I think. It's called I can't understand what my husband is saying. Except its 2 min long

no no! Not like that desu
Vape is what the mosquito zappers are called here

Yes thankfully, the eye twitch is still happening though so I might need to stop posting very soon

Oh what the fuck?
I never knew clock girl was also that girl
I never watched the show
Sorry, how are you doing?

he is kill

THere's another one like it, yes? Lyft?
Why is it shit though? I found it super convenient when I was in america with no car.

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what does /waifu/ think of those fluffy abuse threads at first i was like this is just some edgy 14 year old shit but i find them strangely addicting.

fucking GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Tell me your secets..
>Actually don't.. I can imagine how much of a pain in the ass it would be to respond to everyone while gaming

Still believe it's edgy 14 year olds, like all of Sup Forums.

more autistic than the bronys they're trying to piss off tbh.

>hotaru

nutting on all of your waifus

im sorry milli....are you good now though?? that's all that matters, you can get the car replaced, but you can't be replaced.
is insurance gonna pay for any of the stuff???
>if im prying to deep, stop me

Claiming
Howdy niggers

Fluffy abuse? Do I even want to know?

I do wish you a speedy recovery friend.

>Over 9000 hugs

Claim Thomas

Kek, that's probably it, man.

Damn, I've gotten that before as well. I'd pat your eye if I could, kek.

You should get off, get that good sleep. Happy you're having an easier time focusing now.

I'm feeling better, no worries, lil' buddy.

I told him.

Ouch...
I really hope you'll get better soon.
You can always get a new car but we can't replace you, really glad you're alive friend

Damn. Well hey you're not dead so there's that.

>is what the mosquito zappers are called here
Oh. Weird.

Shit, its you
/hide

Well goddamn dude at least you're alive.
Yeah I will, gotta make sure you do too though.

What did he said?

doing fine, mainly because I got a skin and taunt for Reindhardt
>skin is pic related

they're like watching edgy kids do stupid shit, you wanna see how bad it gets before you wanna noose the fuck out

>Kurumi

>2 min
Damn.

Yeah, I moved and it feels better.

Yes i just started vaping so its shit tier.
>pic

>Miho