Waifu Claim Thread

Waifu Claim Thread

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>This means no RP and ERP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly

>Fubuki claimed

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Spike is a whore.

Delete this.
Mine was first.

Supporting this thread

This desu~
>Rattle

Just as i wanted to post

>Megumin claimed

Forgot to attach picture edition.

Nah never.

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Miho claimed

God damit all that typing for nothing.

And claim once more.

I've calmed down.

Claiming.

I cook in a uni. Today was slow.

Nagato claimed

fubuki.

shiro

miho

squid.

>dunno what your waifu is from my bad, seent her a lot tho

how much?
>have you cooled down

Hey Kazuki.
What's up?
>inb4 sky
>Desu rattles

dirty jokes, wears panties as a mask, loves porn, and looks hot with glasses.

Yes?
>Miho

Name is Ika from Shinryaku! Ika Musume

>Shiro

Just enough

Why you don't mention me? I luv you too ;-;

>claiming your waifu
mai waifu is here to claim me

Sun

She's from a show called Squid girl or イカ娘. Assuming you mean where not what.

Who was I talking to about car's again lost my train of thought.

I will fucking end you.

>not using my version
>

I have fucking diarrhea and there's a fat fucking spider near me. Fucking gill me.
>ika

was just sayin hi miho.

hows your day going?

It seems cute, so i'll probably watch it and enjoy it.

added to MAL

>how much

>noticed

Gill? Grill? Grilled squid?

Come and get it

suiseiseki claimed. how are we all doing

It's 5am. I tried to go to sleep at 2am..... So long day.

>Miho

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Who's the spider fucking? You or another spider? Or something else?

I saw it but that was after I posted. Oh well. My bad. What happened happened.

If you watch it, please let me hear what you think ok?

No, kill, KILL!!

No.
Mai waifu is mine.

Kill, then grill?

Mmmm grilled squid.

I spy with my little eye, a ship on the horizon.

Enough to be here.

Unexpectedly lewd

Doing alright for the most part. You?

Hey guys what happened?

u r naut welcm haer

Bait

I lost the spider. I know its in the bathroom somewhere but I can't find it. I fear for my safety.

What have you done...

No! You got it all wrong!

Another user turned ship.

You. You happened.
Now my pants are a mess.
You sexy beast.
jk fuck you.

Mildly amuse myself?

>a ship on the horizon

Impossible.

watched a little segment, the one where they try the video game thing

>already love it.

pretty good myself, i'm getting used to a new sleep schedule. right now i'm practicing drawing heads

I'm not really welcome anywhere.
^_~
Disgusting

>trying this hard to conceal your true feelings for shizuru

No more please no more...

Dark souls as a classic RPG.

Hahaha.
Now clean my poopdeck, shipmate.

But really, fuck you man.
Why you gotta delete the thread?

Oh dont be sad now

Ah, what made you change your schedule of rest? And you draw?

I dont feel
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>clean my poopdeck

Wew

Yes more

You're a nigger

>noticed
Thanks

I started staying up like really really late, sleep at 6am wake up 2pm. I would miss the whole morning so I decided to try something called the uberman cycle. essentially you sleep 20-230 minutes every 4 hours. it sucks shit to get used though.

i'm still learning so nothing I do is any good. really i'm just drawing basic shapes for the most part

>dark souls the hand held console

>you could clean my poopdeck hanako

hows your day been megumin #4?

What's the difference between a joke and 20 cocks?

You cant take a joke

>

"For the lulz" then?
Kay.

It's good and your's?
>megumin #4
#4? i thought i would be #3

This
I mean, god forbid there's not a waifu thread for 20 seconds out of the day

20-30*
i've thought about trying it out but seems like absolute fucking hell to get used to so, as you pointed out. plus it takes me about half an hour to fall asleep so seems completely useless in my case.

I'm not that bothered really.
Was just wondering if you had a not terrible reason.

I'll be back. Off to diarrhea and then vomit. Actually I'm already at the toilet.

Stop crying or i will shoot you

Must be hectic to go through that type of cycle. If you feel like you want to do that then best of luck!

What type of drawings are you into, or want to know?

>you're on the list

But I already have my own ship...

TAKE THE SHOT

what do you mean im on the list?

>why would you blacklist your own shipmate


I'm coming out of hiding.

>hannagato reporting in
>i have 2 waifus my bad, was tired of niggas tryyina steal my other one

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Kazuki is a terrible magical girl.

Spike is a furry
Confirmed
Best magic

it sucks donkey dick, you're basically not going to sleep the first day or 2. but once you get used to it you'll only be asleep for like 2 hours a day

i figured i may as well try it out. apparently if you do it long enough you gain the ability to sleep almost at will

as you might imagine anime would be one of the things I like. i also like cyberpunk stuff like all the buildings and settings look so cool. I also love fantasy inspired things.

gota go
Cya later faggots

I definitely kill furries

also TAKE THE FUCK SHOT

Oh also I should clarify what that thing on her thigh is. It's supposed to be one of those leg holster dealies, but didn't really end out looking like one.

Cya claw, have fun/sleep/whatever.

>Shiro

>Trips
Bye Kazuki.

Stop trying to get me killed. You're the worst shipmate.

Hotaru's my only shipmate.

>You're in the list of anons to avoid for my own good
>You're in there with Prinz, Shinoa and Tsuyu

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it's fine, i still like it.

also hi shiro.

>you'll only be asleep for like 2 hours a day

nigga fuck that shit.

I... I don't know what that means

you don't understand.

hotaru's real name is hannah

SO

>HANNAgato REPORTING IN.
>i am hotaru

>spike shoots furry.gif
lel

>i have 2 waifus
who's the other?

What's there problems?
How goes your day/night big titties anime girl?

If you don't mind me asking

>Shiro

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Oh really?

Prove it to me. Prove to me you're my shipmate.

Nothing. The problem's with me.

>I have poor self-control.

it's only 2 hours of sleep but all 2 hours are REM sleep which to give you a quick summary is the only stage of sleep that actually matters. so the end result is that I get just as much restful sleep as a normal person.

I don't believe I have any of you added on steam, so add me yo.
steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/

>there
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its their bruh

>yuno abandoned ship
>i forgave you when you thought i left you
>I know you talk about me when im not in thread

ez.

hotaru, but my Nagato folder has gotten significantly larger

>and Hanagato sounds better than hannanon imo

Yeah but i sleep like 10 hours a day and i love that shit nigga.

Seems cool but I couldn't go through with it.
That nice! I'm sure you'll make nice drawings! Patience is key.

Well I guess it's time for me to go. Nice talking to you.

add me

steamcommunity.com/id/spongecath/

>i cant add you cause i dont have 5$ to put in my account

[email protected] add me guys

you're mom gramr