Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

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still here

Ehehehe~

Action Bastard still present.

But going to lurk and sleep.

Have you accepted an hero in your life as your one and only option to salvation?

Anyone have some of those waifu memes? God, I love those!

Diarrhea claim.

Shut up Spike.

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Awww. A little tongue time and he's all tuckered out.

Ada the Assultron is mine all you wanderers can fuck right off

Looks like it's my funeral today.
Well, it's been... pretty lame, actually. I hope every one of your waifu's gets another season and dies first episode.
youtube.com/watch?v=nPbBhvv6GI8

Kek'd

>Nagato claim

RIP Spike.
Death #3

Claimed-desu!

Hehe...

Haaaaayyyy there

hi

Get there. How goes your day?

Fuck me it was supposed to be "hey there"
>ika

Wretched Egg says "Hi."

What are my waifu-claimers doing today ? ╰(˵ヘωヘ)╯

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Diarrhea-chan! You must correct your issues! You are not German, and diarrhea is unhealthy! Get lots of probiotics and be like me!

>I insert the schwanz into diarrhea-chan's waifu's anus
>It is flooded with the rich and powreful seamin when ograsm comes
>the seamin comes out the mouth and washes the diarrhea virus away

Hahaha the waifu is pregnant! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

>Get there.
Huh?
But it's been alright I suppose, just got home from work, and my internet has been out for like a week, just got it fixed today.

You were expecting a shit poster, but it you, Dio!

Fuck off Dio

hay!

hi squid chan again

Not saving thumbnails

>pls no more thumbnails

i..what the fuck
>

hi!

kek

Sticking your pocki in Shiro mans you also have to acknowledge you might lose it. :3

Just taking waterful shits is all

Haha, thanks schwanz king

Out for a week!? How do you live?

i enjoy major armstrong from fma, so i'm claiming him. what do you guys do in here anyways?

I would never

Always save thumbnails.

Hi
I haven't seen you around before, what's going on?

>How do you live?
I don't
Nah but I just kept myself busy, I had work and stuff to do so I just kept my mind occupied really, played some console games, although it was pretty annoying not being able to talk to some people.

Feeling a little... loopy...

>I blame you

Weeeeeee

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>replying to myself since forever

I mean

ok, guess i'll just sit here, unnoticed

We're grateful, Schwanz

Suicide is always an option

That faggot Spike is there, yet I'm not. Rest in pieces my heart.

hey. People talk about whatever they like

Why hello again!

I would never!
>

Shit nigger, I wouldn't be able to handle it after like 3 or 4 days. Good to have you back.

Back in the bathroom... It just won't stop...

Reply to me with a Chibi and I'll make sure that you're included in the latest version.

never
>ever

shhhh you'll be fine~
>chu

you have, im hotaru.

still exiting all exits?

This'll do?

Oh shit were did i go

Oh and im back faggots

sup nigg

Hm. It should be. I'll pass it on to Eu.

That's not the latest. You're in there, worry not.

That's an old one.
And wb.

Rory-sama claimed
Phone died and IRL shenanigans edition

You niggers better upload the latest official Eu version

I did an old one on purpose.
Wish I had older

Okay.

Akiko claimed

Good morning everyone

Ahh
Thanks again
Keep crying

Nyanpasu~

>HaNagato

You would have loved the muffins this morning.
Peach crumble.

How'd ya sleep Peaches?

Thanks, I forgot to save this one last time

Hey Death. I'm back again.

>What the hell?! I just gave you your life back!

Yeah, about that...

>*Sigh*

Sorry.

>Aren't you tired of getting killed already?!

The thing killing me is SO worth the trip back.

>Fuck's sake...

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Oh, I've made a mistake.

Good morning.

No, the vomit was my doing. I wanted to just end it so I provided an extra escape route.

bedtime for me!

night pois~

i hate puking

Morning Galko
Sleep well?

You get any sleep Galks?
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Hotaru or big titties anime girl, or both!

G-goodnight...

Agh... I goofed.

The latest includes Hanako. Looks like I also missed my chance to save it.

Where do you go six repeating digits?

youtu.be/JAEbJs-rnVc

Shieeeeeet

Terrible
Night terrors again but it was actually pretty funny if you think about it Very very strange this time.

I was this dragon or wyvern and there was this war going on where both sides had their bunkers and shit built out of cartons of applejuice. So the non-asian applejuice people asked me, the mighty wyvern, to help them defeat the appleJaps. Horrible war battles and applejuice

It was one of my weird dreams

Galko!

Gib pl0x

Hi Kirino, I haven't seen you in a while. I didn't sleep very well.

As much as I could.

Akiko.

It was either feel the pain for a long time or feel it all at once and then finish. I chose all at once. Except this time the vomit didn't burn.

Fuck me! My ass is on fire!! It fucking burns! The pain, it won't stop!

Sup Orange
Morning Galko
Nice trips for a horrible dream.

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>mfw reading that

>Shiro

My internet hasn't been working for about a week now, and I don't really post much on the thread compared to how much used to.

You didn't sleep well? Waking up in the night or just couldn't fall asleep? Always sucks waking up at like 3am and not being able to go back to sleep.

Yo

What. The. Fuck.

>My dreams aren't nearly as bad.

Please do this to me Galks

>Shiro

Ah, that sucks. I couldn't go to sleep, which is pretty normal for me, and then I kept waking up.

Morning.

No thanks.

Please don't.
Nobody's face should do that.

Holy fuck
>mfw
>tfw guaranteed (you)

I sometimes find it hard to go to sleep, I just chuck some anime on my phone and listen to it, I can't sleep in silence, I have to have something making noise.

If you're still around Spike
youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I

youtu.be/GKRA7-ZqxSM

I FUCKING DID IT CHRIST FUCK ME IN THE ASS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>pic fucking related

Oh I have horrible nightmares almost every time I dream. This one was actually one of the better ones. I keep sketches around of every dream I can remember. I've had one with gaint 2 headed worms with teeth, one with banshees, one with corridors of shards of glass, one with parasites that wear the dead bodies of their victims, shards of darkness scratching at my window etc etc
Applejuice dragon war isn't all that bad

What do you guys dream of?

>Akiko

youtube.com/watch?v=8SZSClEqczk

I can't fall asleep unless I pass out.
>it's hard to explain

I dont dream. I cant remember any if I did. Sleep for me is literally just passing out.

Lately i've been becoming aware that i'm dreaming while i'm dreaming, but i'm too tired to give a fuck, so i just keep going with it? I dunno. It's odd. Like being vaguely cognizant of being on autopilot.

shitpost

To be fair those dreams are gold material to convert into concepts, and as someone who draws you should be at least a little happy about them. Have fun with overwatch!

I dream a lot about dying. If I try to wake myself up before I meet my fate, the horror worsens. As if it were punishment.

Not feeling up to actual shit posting today, Tats?

You've probably heard this loads of times before.
But have you seen a doctor about this? Not getting enough sleep can lead to something serious
>look at me who lives on 2 hours of sleep saying this

No but really, you tried any medication or therapy?

Yeah that's me

sup weebs

You should go to sleep.

I'm actually going to see one later today. I've never had any sleep-related medication or therapy.
>I'm pretty anxious

I had a horrible day.

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nothing you?

Guys I'm going to sleep NOW. I can't take this shit (literally) anymore. I don't care if I wake up with dry shit all over my ass anymore. I just need my sleep so I could work tomorrow.