Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Who even cares edition

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Rory claimed
Watching some wrestling edition

Scandalous

All me, actually.

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Akiko claimed

I finally got Overwatch and now I can't play because I got assignments due in a few hours

First experience was fun though
I can already tell I fucking hate tracer
I hate her design, her voice and her gameplay

In case you didn't see last thread Tats. I'll be killing your dog if you don't use it.
What do you think of my art friend?

>Shiro

Aww. She's not that bad.

bump b4 thrd is gill

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What the hell

Thread is grill?
we're grilling bread?

I'm pretty sure she has her weaknesses and is somewhat balanced but I can't stand her fucking voice. It's the most forced, cringiest shit accent ever. Her attitude reminds me of myself which is something I don't like either

Also check out this meme I found. Does Dio play Overwatch?

>Akiko

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I wonder if Tats is vigorously masturbating to the fan art I made for him, that's why he can't reply.

Nah Dio's computer is too potato.
She has her weakness, sure. Mainly anything that autoaims like 76 and toblerone.
Or Roadhog. But that's any squishy really.

I have no idea ho anyone is and what anyone does
Who are the easiest and the hardest characters?

Best type moon claimed

My dogs lost but today is the only day I can present my final project for my class or im fucked. I'm stressed out guys. Ugh I hope he's ok

tred ples dn't gril on meh!!!

Off to sleep now. Have some nice dreams and soft pillows to sleep on while I'm gone.

o shit whaddup

Dogs have a habit of returning. Hes just gonna have a ball. We lost our 2 dogs twoce, they just stuck together and showed up back at home eventually.

It's dat britfag
What's up Maki

kagami claimed!!

It will take more than 3 minutes to 404

There. I fucking did it. I just vomited so hard that some of it flew to my face. I then vomited more because of that. I'm all out of diarrhea too. I can finally sleep in peace. Goodbye all.

I wish the same to you friend! Have sweet dreams of you and Hanako.
How'd you sleep?
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Ika!

Coy Bakster

good!! but short, how have you been shiro?!?

Reichsleiter.

Hopefully. He's a big wuss and runs away from anybody that's not me. I hope people don't scare him farther away

I'm good man, going to bed soon. Now I'm halfway through FMA: Brotherhood, really liking it so far.
Dogs are smart, I'm sure he'll find his way back home.

how many episodes is it??? i might need to watch it

Nobody's particularly hard.
Basically it's just a question of how much aiming you want to do.
...let me pull up the list and i'll run through them.
Genji is a mobile "throw ninja starts and jump around" type. He's a higher difficulty one i suppose. Slow(ish) missile speed and moment quirks.

McCree is damn easy. Throw a stun grenade and right click to win any 1v1 fight.

Pharah is a lot like tf2 soldier in terms of aiming and such. And she has a jetpack. Pretty easy to play.

Reaper is pretty much the katarina of overwatch.
Get in the middle of enemy team
Press Q
???
Profit

Soldier 76 is pretty much CoD the character.
Thoroughly easy to play.

Tracer you know.

Bastion is a son of a bitch that melts anything unfortunate enough to be in front of him if he gets to set up.
EZ mode.

Hanzo is a sniper with a slight travel time. Also has some interesting movement mechanics like Genji. Hard to aim with him but his kit is simple.

Junkrat is who you play if you don't like to play.
Just aim in a vague direction you think people are and mash fire. You'll probably kill something.

Mei is pretty hard to do well. She plays well with others. Freeze a dude and let your buddy go to town.

Borbjorn is simple. Set up turret. Shoot things in the mean time.

cont...

Not much cutie, was up an hour ago but just chilled in bed watching videos.

How're you doing?

Widowmaker is a sniper. Simple.

DVa is a mobile tank that has a crazy short effective range.
She's surprisingly strong when not in mech too.

Reinhardt is easy. Charging is fun.

Roadhog is also fairly easy. He hooks things over to him and has a shotgun(?) that can do a bit better at range.

Winston. Autoaiming lightning gun and jumping. Pretty much it.

Zarya i don't understand. I see people do well with her. I do not. But she's a tank that does well at short but not point blank range.

Lucio rolls around on walls and AoE heals all the time. Not hard to do, but has a lot of room to do better if you're good as him.

Mercy, can fly to buddies and heal. AoE res on ult

Symmetra can be kind of hard. Gotta remember to place turrets all the time.

Zenyatta is kind of hard. Shoot balls. Whatever.


That was longer than i was thinking it'd be

Well, it sounds as though he'd be happy at home, so at first sign of trouble he'll head back.
I liked Brotherhood.
Well over 20. Its a daylong binge.

Hey Mikan, what are you up to today?
64

It's 64 episodes, but it's good enough for me to stay dedicated to it, even though I usually watch, at max, 24-26 episode animes.

They need to do something about torbjörn. His fucking turret shouldn't be able to see you all the way across the fucking map. It should only be once you enter a certain vicinity

>Zarya i don't understand. I see people do well with her. I do not. But she's a tank that does well at short but not point blank range.
She's great for aggresive pushing, bursts of tanky shields and very high damage for a short period of time. One of the harder heroes to get good results with and needs to play with her team.

Also hilariously broken in the current brawl.

Did you eat salmon too?
Goodnight

Unless something happened to him doge will come back 100% guarantee
Just wait it out, maybe post some of those missing pet posters
If you do promise a reward, you'd be surprised how motivated some people get

I'm gonna save this, pretty solid summary

I finally got Overwatch after blackmailing people and waiting for Paypal to stop fucking me over, now I can't play it because assignments are due in a few hours
JUST

Thanks man that makes me feel a little better

Kek

Get any further with the presentation you missed? What happened?

Ehhh He's only bad if there's only one person trying to get rid of him at any one time. A lot of people can deal with his turrets pretty easy if something is drawing it's fire.

Yeah i've tried her a few times and always just get dumped on. One of these days i'll try and figure her out a bit better but so far i've just been having too much fun charging around as reinhardt.

don't die on me thread!

thread will never die!!!!

It's a week off school for studying *cough*Overwatch*cough*, so I haven't actually talked to them yet. I guess everyone's got shit to deal with. Maybe I'll know more in a week

It's 8:33AM right now. Been awake all night. I have some dental work at noon. Too worried about it to be able to sleep. Can't drink anything so I couldn't take any medicine. Thought about crushing it up and snorting it, but I haven't tried that before. Probably would have fucked it up somehow.

I've pretty much just caught up on some thread nonsense and then played Chivalry to pass the time, though I did enjoy myself. Recently turned that off because I felt writing something for Light. Then, I noticed you and decided to finally give you a fitting political rank.

Anyways, nothing much. How're you today, Shiki?

*felt like

>McCree

>trips confirm doggo will be alright

That gif+filename is pretty great

Maybe it should every once in a while

It's always high noon.
I hate it.

Claiming palupa from seisen cerberus.

>always

Nope

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Damn you've got deadlines on a week off? Ouch.

Hm. Should I play some on BITCHWHORE?

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Absolutely, and not just one. Two, yes, TWO deadlines today alone
>just kill me fam

Hello Juri

just been playing OW and New Vegas all day, might go for a jog later but my heel is still healing.

And I've never been a fan of dentists either.

aye I had two units due on the same day too. Blessed I don't have it again lol

don't know what the fuck i did to this gif, or if you'll ever use it, but here you go.

>Shiro

Post pics of your waifu being edgy.

>late claim

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>possibly the edgiest I have

Well that's easy

>late fubuki claim

its never late

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go to bed!!

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They're both due at 5 pm. It's 3 pm now. I can only finish one in time

no can do
Akiko is pretty chill
I literally don't have anything remotely edgy so have this instead

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the guy with head ripped off won

>not shiro

Hello Akiko.

Alright I'll try again

good lord what the fuck is that lol

Fuck fam.
Why'd you leave it so late?

Closest I have, face of a brooding teenager
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Sorry, I sensed an edgefest going on.

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>New Vegas
Ooh... Exquisite.. Mmm. I really want to start playing that again. What's stopping me..?

>but my heel is still healing.
Doctor Emi probably wants you to stay off of it until it heals.

Results seem to vary. I'll go with this.

I managed to fuck it up even more.

It's always good to replay New Vegas, currently going for something of an odd playthrough just going by Primm to pick up ED-E and then up to New Vegas, at level 6.

>Megumin claim

man that looks like a clue straight out of the angler case

Spider man is my wifu

>Why'd you leave it so late?
THEY SET THEIR FUCKING DEADLINE YESTERDAY

Top tier claim

God tier claim

Thinking back, I , for the most part, did identical playthroughs over and over again. Made the same choices, took the same routes to places in the same order, and I never got bored of it.

Have you applied any gameplay mods? New Vegas is the latest installment to the Fallout franchise, but it still plays a bit too much like that abysmal spin-off done by Bethesda.

Post your best gachimuchi.
youtube.com/watch?v=HInx3rKx36Q

woah that's fucked up mang...
Is this a university because surely that's not fair

Thanks. Got her 3 days now. Npt gonna gove megu away

don b kil thrd?!!

Yeah I usually play roughly similar playstyle, sometimes a cowboy sometimes a grunt, never been a fan of melee or energy weapons.

Might try a chaotic "Junkrat" explosion build later.

Thread is RIP.

no!!! it will survive!!!

Yea it's a university
They shift their deadlines all the time. Guess they're just as unorganized as we are but then we get stuck with shit like this

Yea you better be loyal to your waifu

Get a hold of yourself
Even if thread dies it's not the end of things