Books that changed your life (to the 12 year old edge lords- FUCK OFF FAT FUCK, this is a serious thread)

Books that changed your life (to the 12 year old edge lords- FUCK OFF FAT FUCK, this is a serious thread)

Fuck off

No you fuck off illiterate 12 year old.

Lmao self-help bullshit, what a pathetic fag.

This

Die in a fire, OP.

Post a pic of your self and mommy's basement fat ass. Show us the way dirty cunt fat fuck lonely loser.

Eckhart Tolle - A New Earth.

Not all of it though. The part about separating the "you" from your thoughts was good (although it's apparently repackage buddhism).

Didn't much care for the section about pain body, didn't seem to make sense and seemed overly pessimistic.

Bible. Turned me into a militant atheist.

lol. this is exactly what OP was referring to about edgelords. these books are actually useful, you should try picking one up sometime.

The God Delusion

If I am honest, Beowulf.

The fucking edge on this unemployed lonely living with 12 cats fat fuck. The fucking edge.

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

Hasn't helped me, personally, but I'm pretty sure this has helped countless people. I am currently in the process of reading it, though.

How big of a degenerate are you?

Go read more get rich quick bullshit you sad pussy, kek!

So no pic 400 pound pre diabetes 1month away from losing his legs loser? What a surprise you fat worthless fuck.

Read it at 16 maybe , I was kind of a racist little shit, mainly friend influence but this got my head on straight and stuck with me more than any other book.

The only thing these are useful for is making money for the author from wannabe entrepreneurs everywhere. Absolute suckers who buy into all the motivational speaker horseshit, literally led around like sheep by these hucksters.

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D'aww, pussyboy is there not some self-help book to stop you projecting this hard?

'How to stop being a fat insecure fag op - Tim Robbins'

isn't being an edgelord, it's called not being retarded and reading self help books, and instead going out and getting what you want with your own confidence, not cowering like a little sucker listening to something some old author tells you.

OP was born a sucker and will die a sucker.

So you can you post a picture of your home and automobile so we plebs can see what an ultra successful, ultra intelligent fat loser looks like?

Can we see the lifestyle you live with your "confidence" and "not cowering" you 400 pound tub of lard shit?

You mad bro?
Does your precious """god""" love you for it?

I am trying to stop the bleeding from the cuts I got on your fucking edge you4 00 pound blob of useless shit.

>MUH INSECURITIES
>no u

Lol pathetic, who gives a shit about an 'automobile' Corky besides wannabes who think they're going to be the next Bill Gates? I would like fries with my burger, thaaaanks!

OP - Gay Orgies For Dummies

I'm a huuuge degenerate, why? You got something you want me to fap to? Like some special pizza for me?

Alan Watts-Psychology East and West

Back to red-dit with that cringe shit faggot. GTFO 12 yo loser. When your mommy dies of diabetes you'll be serving fries you fat fuck .

You call that edge? Lurk more.

Was going to respond properly to this thread but OP is too much of a faggot even by OP standards

Read by every useless trainee manager drone in every burger joint, dreaming of upgrading their shitbox car and one bedroom apartment and getting nowhere in life.

Pathetic.

Inb4 hurrf durrf show me ur lyfestyle den fatfatfatt!! I don't need the validation, it's clear. You- do FAGGOT! Kys.

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Struck a nerve I see! Is it a Denny's you mop toilets in pussyboy? What great success has your self-help guru guided you to? c'mon tell us about your junker car and shitty apartment. Kekkkk

And yet the BEST hing you have to do right now is post here. Congrats faggot. You reached the level of a slug.

Feels good huh useless fat fuck? Just stay in mommies basement and keep the doors locked.The real world hurts huh fat fuck? You didn't shun the world you edge lord wannabe,it shunned you. Don't kid yourself you lonely fat fuck. There are millions of useless fat fucks like you- alone and in poverty- who think they are "too cool for school". Truth is- no one wants to be around 400pound losers like you so enjoy your next 16 hrs.online fattie. You ain't special fat fuck. You are legion.

The true losers.

These re the all-black-wearing, faggot-make-up-wearing kids at school that nobody likes, everyone hates, and end up total losers all of their lives.

Sad, really. OP does have a point about self-improvement though.

>Okay, you edgy shitlords throw your lame-ass, stupid best shots at me. I won't even blink. Fuck-ups like you aren't even a minor annoyance.

AHHHH...little lonely fat fuck is hurt that I cut to close to the truth. Don't worry special little snow flake.Mommy ain't lying. You are alone and miserable because you are "better " than them. Take comfort in the fact euthanasia will be easy soon.

>fatfatfatfat

Self-hate in action. Does mommy say you're 'husky' or 'big boned'? Do you wear a mumu Shamu?

Op samefag, how sad.
Don't waste your time screenshotting and painting out (you) fag.

What are those? Only fat fucks like you know those specialty shit.I wear off the rack clothing you 400 pound loser so those terms mean nothing tome. You are alone for a reason fat fuck and that reason isn't because you are smarter than everyone else.Sorry about your shitty life but suicide is a viable option coward.

Pic related.

If you haven't read this book then you don't understand shit about global politics.

Truh hurts huh fattie?

Do you fat little autistic fucks really believe what your useless parents tell you? DO you honestly think you are alone and "cool" and everyone hates you because you are a special little snow flake?

Nope. People hate losers. That's why you are alone.

The only one hurt here is you pussyboy, very clearly. I'm laughing my ass off at your gradeschool responses tbh :^)

Good job OP, you tell 'em!

t. Brian Tracy

We all know you ain't laughing fat fuck. Your tears are not even sweet tome.I just feel bad for useless fat fucks like you. You have NOTHING better to do. That's the saddest part of the internet- YOU!!! Congrats special little snow flake...i Know, I know...but but but mommy says it's only temporary. I am special so everyone hates me!!! etc etc

You keep using the words 'fat' and 'alone'. Your own insecurities are literally on display and we're all laughing at you, not with you.

You mad.

>pic related
>tfw no pic
>will never understand global politics now

Is there a self-help book for 'not typing like a retarded fag' you could read next? I'd say you need it.

"We"? Nah, even online there is no "we" for you lonely fat fuck. Nice try special little snow flake

Suicide ain't that bad you know.In your state they may even do whales like you for free. Have some guts and end it fattie. You know the loneliness for you only gets worse despite what your mommy says.

My life is divided into two parts.

1 - Before I read this book
2 - When my life began.

Shhhh, it's ok kid, your hurt feefees will heal one day. :^)

The fucking edge...... There are so many special snowflakes here that I am starting to believe they may not be that special.

lol triggered as fuck

Here's somethign for you to think about
>when you point one finger at someone
>you point three back at yourself

OMG OMG "feefees"? Never heard that one. You are the specialist little snow flake there is champ. Now go tell mommy you did another "internet win"again princess...or she at the bingo hall? Print this page for later.

Triggered is a word special little red-dit snowflakes use when the truth cuts to deep. Nice try cupcake.Mommy ain't here to tell you how special you are fat fuck......

There there, cry it out lil' guy.

Ok special little snow flake. I'll amuse you since you have NOTHING better to do you kissless fat fuck virgin. Take a guess fattie: It gets worse as you age and bald at 19. Your mommy lied.You can whine to her when she gets back from the welfare office.

Everyone ITT should be gassed.

>fat fat lard fat 400lb fat fat

How fat are you OP to be this fucking much of an insecure faggot? Classic projection.

>Snowflakefatfattiefatlardfatred-dit!

Lol he mad