Ask someone who just shit himself at his girlfriend's house, literally 10 minutes ago, anything

Ask someone who just shit himself at his girlfriend's house, literally 10 minutes ago, anything

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Ill ask him if i could eat his shit

why art thou?

drink rather than eat - wasn't at all solid

consistency?
odor?
was there a containment breach?
>if so, list in detail everything that got rekt
>if not, were you able to keep it cool? for how long?
any other witnesses? reactions?

you have a lot to learn about the fine art of storytelling, my good sir

Ok here we go,

>Just arrived at my girlfriend's house after an 8 hour road trip, clenching my butthole the whole way over bumpy roads
>Break for the toilet on arrival, try to be discrete about letting the hot gut curry fly due to the fact that the walls are paper thin
>To my surprise only what seems to be half a cup-full of what's been in my puckered-asshole pressure cooker seeps out.
>Toilet water looks like it's had an oil spill, except the oil is brown
>Relieved none the less.
>Retire to my gf's bedroom and use my laptop while she is talking with her family

cont..

waiting

>Sitting using laptop on gf's bed
>Feel a fart coming on
>Had completely disregarded the episode of moments ago
>Mistakenly don't rush to toilet
>Can not contain the runny vindaloo, starts seeping through my butthole
>Clenching does nothing
>Get up and hop-walk to the toilet across the hall
>Gf's grandfather sees my fecal-emergency gait
>He's old and senile, no one will believe him anyway
>Assess the damage, boxers well coated with the rancid substance
>The consistency meant it was able to go straight through the boxers to my shorts

cont..

AND?

Op types slow as fuck

10 minutes ago?

fucking finish cleaning up and have a shower, get the fuck out of here with your nasty ass.

ay brah I see you lost your gettis there might i taste thine gravy?

Didn't put poo in loo, fail. Should have stayed out in the designated shitting street.

you think shitting yourself is spilling spaghetti? and you have a girlfriend, pls do not fucking use pepe you normie fucking shit newfag

Lets fuck with this Autistic fucker for not liking a great game
youtube.com/watch?v=mcUgslf9kGA

Pretty much had the same thing happen after eating some taco bell. Woke myself up with a fart at 2am realizing I had shit myself and had to hop over GF and hobble to bathroom. No lie same thing happened again at 3am. Fuck taco bell.

Taking too long OP

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How are you going to kill yourself?

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Wow so funny AND original
XDDD ive been le trolled

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For fuck's sake OP, haven't you ever used Mavis Bacon to learn to type faster?