Okay Sup Forums I've been dealing with this for about a week and I can't stand it...

Okay Sup Forums I've been dealing with this for about a week and I can't stand it, these red spots popped up just a few days ago, I can't remember when but they itch and burn so bad only when I sit still for a while or go to sleep. It gets really bad at night because I wake up with them burning because I scratch it at night. I've never had sex so I'm sure it's not an std. I thought I was allergic to some of my washing powder or me washing down there too much with soap but that's not the case. Please help, just got out of the shower it's not acting up right now.

lol

You are allergic to the perfume in the laundry detergent your mom is using.

gential wart spores.

Cancer, just end yourself OP, save yourself from the pain.

I'm actually very allergic to laundry detergent that's why I have to buy the sensitive stuff. Does it itch often or is it like pain?

scabies have that checked. had it a few years ago

Pop them.

It looks like scabies. I had them last year and the only thing that made it stop before being prescribed permethrin cream was taking a hot shower.

It'll itch like any regular itch when I'm sitting down and I'll accidentally scratch it and it just goes into intense burning and itch and I've done a very good job not to scratch it when I awake but idk about when I'm asleep

Some dirty fucker on my football team gave it to a bunch of us during two-a-days.

You definitely have scabies OP. No big deal. The Dr. will give you a medicated shit to use in the shower. Use the hottest water you can stand and make sure you wash the fuck out of your blankets, sheets, pillows & clothes. The medicated soap stuff works basically almost immediately. Should clear up in a day or two.

wash your fucking balls, you stupid dirty

Go, see a doctor. Idiot.

It's scabies. They're little creatures that burrow into your skin and feed and reproduce inside those lumps. Right now it looks like they're eating semen instead of blood, which, I guess, means you now have gaybies.

Not joking though, have it checked, your whole family will have them soon. You should see a tiny little scab on each lump where they burrowed in.

You shaved them didn't you?

That looks like ingrown hairs or a razor cut.

Haha

looks like chigger bites. cover them with nail polish to suffocate them

Oh, and btw OP? Unless you've had close contact with someone who was infected, like, direct contact, then someone in your family is cheating on their partner and contracted it that way, then gave it to you, they can sit in underwear and move during a wash cycle so it's a general rule never to wash an infected person's clothes with an uninfected person's clothes.

...

omg drama

This is now Lifetime

OP did say he was a virgin, but I suppose technically you can be a virgin if your uncle only ever stuck it in your ass and didn't let you stick it in his ass. So that might explain where they came from.

Pic related: OP when he finally comes to terms with his experiences and transitions into a transgender lesbian.

the herps

herpes hurts like hell all the time and the sores are filled with fluid. not herpes.

Mr crabs?

Hi there OP.
I can help you as I'm a fully trained ball doctor.
This is clearly virgin spots, classic case.

Molluscum Contagiosum

Its called chiggers you stupid fuck, look it up