What's it like to have a girlfriend?

what's it like to have a girlfriend?

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it's good and then it's annoying, breaking up is a pain in the ass

Like having a child you occasionally fuck, but can't hit.

Fantastic you have someone you know cares more about you than anyone else (if you have a good relationship that is)

I've only ever had casual sex and 1 night stands, im too terrified of being cucked to make a worthwhile relationship

Kek. But so true

It's definitely one of the greatest feelings in the world but it's important to remember that it shouldn't be your world.
When it ends, it's one of the worst feelings in the world. At that time, you have to remember it's not the end of your world either.

doesn't it suck all your free time & energy?

And money. Don't forget money.

expensive

Like anything in life, good with negatives.

You can fuck often, but having sex is like food, not as exciting when you have it in abundance, but the best thing in the world when you're starved.

Girlfriends constantly test you. They push the limits of your patience intentionally because they want to be put in their place and treated like bratty children. If you don't play their game they'll cheat on you and make your life hell. If you pass the constant tests you get to keep fucking them.

It really depends. Some women are actually quite understanding and reasonable.

> so terrified of being cucked
> he's cucked himself

Kinda shitty.

Annoying

It's nice, for about 2-3 months
Then you get bored and want to bang other girls

It's good for a time but it always end up being a huge pain in the ass.

Don't get girlfriends , just get friends you fuck.

Unless you get lucky enough to find the love of your life, it's soul-crushingly stressful and you spend fuckloads of money.

Fuck a hooker then spend the next day punching yourself in the bollocks.

Is overrated. I prefer being a sloot

Pretty much you deal with a lot of bullshit just to have sex on the regular. Find a nice skank that just wants to fuck and you're golden.

So much this

Salty sand bags

Annoying.

Pretty good until she breaks up with you. You stupidly become friends with her and she spends the next 2 years tearing you apart emotionally.
You realize she's doing it but keep making excuses that she isn't doing it on purpose and that leaving her would hurt a thousand times more than it does.

That's what having a girlfriend is like

single pros
>talk to anyone you want
>do anything you want
>waste as much time as you want on anything/nothing

gf pros
>sex
>people still hate you but not as much
>other girls can see how decent you are treating her - new opportunities in case relationship fails

Go out to your garden and dig two holes, one small but deep enough and the other like football sized I guess.
Throw all your money and/or drugs in the big hole and stick your dick in the small hole.

>>people still hate you but not as much
I would have said "people don't think you're as much of a loser" but that works too

It's a damn waste of time, most girls are annoying and ignorant as fuck.

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Always worrying if she cheating on you, if she'll leave you, why you're still with her, if you can do better, if you're trying to convince yourself you are happy. Wondering what guys think of her, what she thinks of other guys, is she happy, satisfied, willing to be with you forever/long enough, did you make the right decision, how much money and time you waste on her. Feeling angry because of neglect, not open enough, keeping secrets from you, not trying, she changes or you change because of her.

Happy you get to have sex and see some tits

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>Implying you can't have sex while single

How it feels to have a girlfriend more than 2 years? Or a long relationship?

>do anything you want

single sex falls into this category

Only worth it if you love her. That is, you love her as a person. Otherwise not worth shit.

Friends with benefits > single > relationship

That's some nice paranoia you've got going on there bro. Been with the same girl for 13 years now and never had a single one of those thoughts. Good for me I guess.

To answer OP: it's great, but only with the right one. Otherwise, refer to the rest of the responses to see what will happen. Your gf/wife should be your best friend in the world beyond any shadow of doubt, or otherwise it's not the right one.

Get a boyfriend instead, much simpler

friends with benefits is always the best way but one of the two always gets feelings and fucks everything up eventually. its a great doomed idea.

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This

Sometimes its shit, sometimes its gold.
Really I think Id be better off without it, but I love cuddles.

It's amazing. Someone to share life with and who cares about you. It's an amazing feeling. It also hurts tho, but shit times are there to make you feel happy about the good ones

Yes but it's worth it when you're in love

how the fuck does one get a gf? i dont know if i was born autistic but i just simply dont fucking know how to go to stage 2 or know the true meaning of love or what it means to truly have a connection with someone. even porn addicts and degenerates below me are able to get a gf. i just dont know how to initiate the second stage or in a way make it seem like i want a relationship. like am i suppose to be desperate or some shit? someone give me insight please

I found her.... She left, I fucked up...

It's like having a best friend you fuck every do often who sucks you dick. I've had a gf or the two since 2nd grade. Married two of them. Well, married one and she had 2 know ids and then didn't want to be married anymore. So I took 10 years off dating so I could be a good dad..then I went back to have a gf and married the last one.

if you dont know if youre in love, make something bad happen to the relationship. a tragedy will test it. If you still feel like shit a few months later, do something stupid to get her back. if she takes you back, you are officially in love, and also in a real relationship. good luck.

Depends on the girl. A good gf is pretty awesome. A bad one is a fucking nightmare.

Shut up faggot ass bitch

>push the limits of your patience

How?

It feels right knowing your sperm is always inside a girls body

It feels right knowing your sperm is always inside her

Expensive

If your a dumbass, my bitch buys me shit

Would you rather prefer a gf or a transformer like this little fucking faggot youtube.com/watch?v=SUySKIirSz4

>so i saw that your skank friend wished you happy birthday..what do you think we should do babe?
>I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY PETS WE HAVE, THIS CAT HAS MANGE BABE! ITS SUFFERING!
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?
>what are you thinking about?

This. You should see my bank account, looks great with no gf.

its dope

Only cucks in this thread

She must be hideous.

It's over rated.
It's like having a really selfish best friend that you have sex with.
>inb4 my girlfriend isn't selfish
All woman are selfish you just haven't realized it yet.

>2016
>Not understanding that you pay for it one way or the other

Shiggy diggy

It's, like having another mom that you fuck

Nope I'm just good

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It's pretty cool except for the part where she destroys your eardrums