ITT: We discuss why we keep coming back to Sup Forums

ITT: We discuss why we keep coming back to Sup Forums
>porn
>occasional dank meme

I hate absolutely every facet of my life and this place let's me say what I'm really thinking. That I hate all of you and if I could destory the entire world and take you all screaming into hell with me, I would in a heartbeat.

So because your life sucks ass everyones has to too?

>quickstop Sup Forums
>picking up interesting porn (if any)
>continue to /tg/
>spend an hour or so discussing specifics of certain game rules and marveling at others miniatures
>drag myself to /x/ when I'm all drowsy
>occasional spook and sigil drawing until bed

In his defense, hate is not really known to go hand in hand with rational thought

Not in your defense, how about not being such a giant fucking whiny bitch?

Sounds like my day minus the /tg visit

Addictive personality disorder.
Doesn't matter how shitty it always turns out to be, I keep looking for that rare occasion of being excited or satisfied. This place is 99.9% shit, and this hopeless behavior is the only reason I find myself returning.

More or less the same reason for me.
Plus I like talking to strangers.

To look around for any potentially interesting threads. Believe it or not, but even on Sup Forums there sometimes are some rather exciting topics.
Also to have a nice talk with seemingly interesting people, and while being anonymous; that can be a lot of fun. For example, it's cool seeing someone post a pic from the Monster manga if you yourself are into that.

>porn
>occasional dank meme
Probably the only things that is left.

By all means im not an oldfag but ive been here for about 6 years and have noticed just the lack of anything interesting going on. Perhaps its because i dont browse as much as i used too or maybe its the countless trap/sissy or general porn threads. Dont get me wrong i have no problem with the porn its just that it gets so recycled it becomes boring. Almost nothing new

filling up the ultimate folder of nude banana

"Look at me, look at me, the monster inside me had gotten this big."

Porn only porn

>Trolling and screen shotting hilarity that ensues for news and other sites
>This is my source of income

It is a habit of mine and im not sure why exactly, im always hoping for some epic thread that is worth the lurking.
lately tho ive mostly been looking at the draw threads looking at the different styles people have to try motivating myself to improve.
other times its to find something funny or otherwise entertaining enough to make me feel slightly better

>Based Johan in OP

You have good taste user. I just finished Monster a few weeks ago, an amazing experience.

Monster memes is my thing.

Tried 20th century boys? Pretty good too. Wish they made it into a long animu too.

Multiple reasons, some of which I can't think of at the moment, but a few;
If anything actually important happens in the world, I'll hear about it here on Sup Forums. So I'm not wasting time reading news articles of 'what could be'. To top it off, if something political is going on, I can hear both sides of people bitching at eachother to get a better understanding of things.
Luls, sometimes funny threads pop up. I have a strange sarcastic sense of humor and this place goes well with it.
This site has multiple uses; /ck/ is great for recipes and general food related ideas, /wsg/ is great for music, /gif/ is great for porn.
/d/ is usually pretty nice and knowledgeable with alternative sex-related things, and it's pretty fun to widen my view of sexual shit and have more options on my plate. Fun little fact is the people of /d/ is also great for advice of almost any kind, given you dump some porn for them.
Sup Forums has turned into Sup Forums 2.0, I go there pretty much as much as I go here, when I have nothing better to do. /vg/ had /agdg/ for game devving when I need help, I also like to see what projects others are working on.
/f/ is good for nostalgia and occasional awesome games.
/r9k/ is interesting to lurk since robots tend to have a interesting, if negative view on everything.
/e/ /s/ /hm/ /w/ /wg/ is great for my image hoarding tendencies.
Sup Forums is awesome for finding music.

Sup Forums is kinda like my one stop shop for a lot of shit. I've been here pretty much forever and I don't see myself leaving.

News
Sup Forums in general
Posting Rare Lucy's

when im horny or really sad.

right now im really sad

New ways to hate shit
The funniest jokes about dead celebs from an hour ago
Latest Celeb nudes / nip slips

And images like mine

I feel like helping a Sup Forumstard out. What's up, user?

Also dope ass wallpaper from that board and the pokemon /vp/ board

I visit the LGBT board for cringe screen shots and poast them in cringe bread
It's nice to see my screen grabs reposted by others

me and gf of 3 years having another one of those "break ups" but this one seems permanent. It feels beta as fuck but I love the fuck out of her

Nah fampai, I recently picked up a 2nd job. In addition to going to school so I have no free time at the moment. I'll add it on myanimelist plan to watch/read though.

i like how i am able to talk shit or have actual freedom of speech without having to deal with gay ass overtripping forum mods and sjws,

No friends, Sup Forums let me talk without everyone thinking I'm a huge piece of shit before even knowing me

I only care Sup Forums.

I like the funny pictures.

Watching your stuff get posted gives me a really good feeling desu.

But I hardly get any (You)s on any board I browse.

>TFW you are too robot for Sup Forums.

Keep listening to Rammstein, sonny.

Well, if my experience is any indicator, and she indeed is the love of your life, you'll be hurting forever. It gets more bearable. And in my case we did end up getting together again though it took like 15 years. We never stopped being friends. Today I couldn't be happier, I think very much literally.

Having said all that irrelevant crap, why do you break up?

Just for the memes

Haven't got quints yet.

>For those draw threads from Sup Forums and /aco/, where you can find nice people who can draw almost everything you want totally free.
>The typical acid humour of Sup Forums
>The idiosyncrasy politically incorrect of Sup Forums
>Greentexts (I take it as novels)

Morbid curiosity and to observe how humans act with complete anonymity.

And memes...

I can definitely see where you're coming from and yes, it's true. Seeing interesting stuff on here really is rare, but it does happen from time to time; believe me.

But even though I just said that, I really don't think it's worth looking around on Sup Forums - yes, I know we are on Sup Forums here, but still. Maybe check the catalog once a day for a minute and see if there's anything going on, but anything else is just wasting time.

The fun part about Sup Forums are the boards that fit your interests. I know some of those tend to be really annoying at times (for example Sup Forums and Sup Forums, even though I like anime and video-games), but if you had enough, you just move on to other places - again and again. On Sup Forums you'll always just have to be lucky you checked it at the right time; after all, it IS the "Random" board, so that's why I consider it a timewaster.

This thread for example is kinda interesting though, so that's what I mean with it not being completely boring.

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Haven't you noticed? Humans don't really start anything by themselves. It's the memes that do.

nice trips

I cheated her approx. a year and a half ago. I was drunk. Hooked up with my best friend at the time and got a blowjob. I told her a week later hiding the blowjob part. Shit was shakey but eventually got back on track. I then told her the rest of the story at the start of year and since then things just got a lot harder again.

Jesus, user. Have a little more self-control and -containment, you idiot. Just your roles were swapped, would you be able to trust her again?

I do wish you luck with getting everything fixed again, but christ almighty, you are a fucking idiot for letting your lust get the better of you when that girl really is the love of your life.

Well, shit. That was wrong. It's like shitting your pants and then going and telling them. Statistically there's a good chance she cheated on you too.

I hope you're as important to her as she is to you. Rule of thumb for going forward: never talk to her about other women unless she asks fair. Not how that weirdo is dressed. Not how your ex did Y. Not how ridiculous that chick on TV looks. NEVER. Only if she shows an interest.

Having said that actually important crap, godspeed, it'll get better either way. If she still hurts 2 years from now I would recommend giving up on relationships and instead focus on making money. She might come back eventually and you want to be ready.

I'm holding out for that one thread that will be a classic post...
Ive been waiting for so long

> letting your lust get the better of you

I disagree.

Sometimes you just shart, user. What you don't do is go to the front of the class and tell anyone about it.

yes. I know i fucked up catastrophically. I understand what you guys are saying. I wouldn't know how i'd feel if she did the same to me.

I know she hasn't cheated on me. I mean so much to her, I'm her first proper boyfriend, I took her virginity. This is the only problem we have in our relationship, otherwise we'd be married 7 years from now. It took a lot for her to finally have the courage to break it up... Her love for me is what held her back the most. I want her to be happy.. I'm proud of her for actually being able to say it. But as you know, I feel so fucked because I love her so fucking much and can't see myself without her.

she would have known eventually

Taking her virginity is not that important user. What women seek in men is protectors. This is biology. Be a man, be successful. The good thing for you is that there are more and more losers in the male sex. Be successful and the chances of her having a viable alternative diminishes.

This sounds cold and it is. You have to resolve these things cooly and reasonably.

Right now, cool down. She'll probably be turned off if you shut down and get depressed. Seriously. Man up. Get up, go to work. Wank, whatever, curbestomp your sadness. Be a man, be good to her, be her friend but not her asswipe, and chances are you'll do good.

Well, I suppose the sharting analogy is true and also got me smiling, but if you really, truly love someone (for their personality and the way they care for you), I really don't think you should go and do something like that. I think it's totally inhuman and one of the worst things anyone could do to someone. (No offense).

I do agree there's no problem doing so if your "relationship" is just another hoe for fucking and who can't contain herself either (coming back to your statement of the girl having cheated as well). But in a really wonderful relationship? No way. I mean, even if there's a statistically good chance she cheated, I couldn't act like that as long as I don't have any solid proof.

> she would have known eventually

You lie to her. Look at her, feel all the love in the world, and considering what you'd do to her if you tell her the truth you tell her that your best friend got drunk and blew some random dude. Your BF was just wrecked and remembers it wrong. See the reality where she's not hurt and go with that.

Haha. You're right. That's the exact advice I would give somebody in my position. Thanks man. This really helped.

s/fur

I didn't do what you did, but I love my wife so much that I would do what I'm telling you to spare her feelings. Because I love her. It's not inhuman. Most humans do it, and there's less suffering for it.

It's what doctors call a bedside manner. Except in this case your lie wouldn't have hurt her.

Hey, NP, I was feeling melancholy. Those 15 years were rough, but I wouldn't trade them for anything except for more time with her.

In my case it just couldn't happen at the time. She's older than me and I wasn't ready to help when she needed it. Now I am and I'm literally the happiest man alive, as measured by myself at least.

I'm happy for you.

Time to man myself the fuck up again