Tips on getting a fag to suck my cock

Tips on getting a fag to suck my cock

CL, I currently fill 4 faggots cum addiction. I dont have time to Jack it anymore these days constantly NEED it

These fags* constantly need it

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i thought about doing this too, i get lots offfers on the 2 sites i signed up and posted a profile pic of my cock, i get lots of messages but i never went through with it so far cause i dont know how to pick the skilled-in-cocksucking ones

any tips? i heard guys give way better head than women but how do i find a pro?

have you ever tried not using slurs to refer to them?

Craigslist
Kik
Gay Bars
Just find one somewhere and exchange info

>tips
>trips

be reasonably attractive
have a big dick
show it to fags online.

Some gay ppl (myself included) like be called fag and similar things. Guess it's just a kink.

Just let anyone that wants suck you off. Even if they're shit it will still be a blowjob. You'll still cum, and eventually you'll find a bad mother fucker that can suck that shit real good. Half the fun is finding someone thats amazing at it.

Everyone of my pets enjoy it too

Ik right? Name calling and dirty talk can make fucking soooooo much better

How much of a fag is he?

If someone I knew told me to suck his dick while we are alone I'd drop to me knees instantly.

>fat legs

>fat

Tinder works shockingly well for meeting people of your own gender.

Source: I did it last month

You need to have a face pic in your profile right? I can't do that because I know quite a few people who also use Tinder for straight purposes.

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come out of the closet

This should be the motto of Sup Forums.

Meh, never. I'm the usual "twink who likes to suck dick and wants to bottom but not a relationship or stuff like that" type.

Unless those people are guys who have also told Tinder they wanna see guys, you have nothing to worry about

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live life to the fullest

Grindr. Say you're straight but curious, gays love that.

If you actually look like a twink, chances are people suspect you of being a pickle tickler anyway.

that you?

Am I bangable?

Definitely not worth the risk, I can get laid through other more discreet sites anyway. Though I haven't done anything in person in more than a year.

That's just a body type, it's not like I act feminine or faggy.

post more and we'll tell you

Where do you live that you're this worried about people catching you with dudes?

I love thick thighs 8/10. Would eat then bang.

So you're cool with strangers calling you a fag to your face?

we're all friends here, you'll have people to support you

Trips tell the truth

I dont like my thick thighs

Ger, technically there is nothing to worry about but do you your friends and family to think you are gay? As I said I have no intention at all to start anything beyond the physical level. The best would probably be a regular fuck buddy.

Yeah yeah, smug_anime_girl.png

Why not? You have nice thick thighs and a thick ass I'd love to bury my face into.

what's with people thinking every anime girl is smug, that one isn't smug
this is smug

I'm in the same boat, my upper body looks fine but I can't stand my thick thighs and also my kinda weird legs and there is pretty much nothing you can do against that. Stupid genes.

In a sexual context? Sure why not? Even in an angry context, why would you let a perfect stranger have that much affect on your self-esteem?

GG

I don't like them either. Lose some weight faggot

Im looking to get fucked for the first time soon. Give it a try.

Thick thighs are the best.

The first 2 aren't, the other 2 are. Don't worry, I'm on mainly Sup Forums and my folder is quite big too so I know. However I don't like people always posting anime pictures in these threads, especially when they are avatarfagging.

Alphas instinctively want women with thick thighs and wide hips to breed, and you're mad that you have them.

It's not me

Why would that make me mad? I have no problem with that, I just think it doesn't look good on me.

Well its hot as fuck

the last one is the only smug one.

>avatarfagging
you'll understand the more you're on here

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lel, i'm just as horribly skiny. sup with the scars on your hip?

You call that smug? That's cute.

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that's not smug either geez, you guys are bad at recognizing faces

Would plow into the mattress. Learn to put your feet behind your head and you're waifu level

Heh, I'm pretty sure I've been here longer than most others, for good or bad. And avatarfagging is cancerous in every thread on every board. No picture is better, especially in threads like this, or do you want people to post less pictures of themselves?

I hear putting a bullet through your head is quite stylish these days! It's like getting a gauge but through your head instead of your earlobe. You should try it!

Can this be smug?

tube.getthelube.com

Are you interested in getting fucked by a guy as amateur as you are in gay sex? Because if you are you'd have to get some panties or something to put him at ease.

you haven't been here long enough mate, cheers

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that's not smug. her face is pretty expresionless in all the images you posted, it's making me sad.

My situation is easy. I live in San Francisco and most of my local friends know I'm bi. For family, I'm only out to my mom but I don't think it would really cause much issue if things went further

booze will do just fine

Grindr

Guys are sluts

Both, I used to crossdress occasionally but somehow that stopped, though I still have some decent clothes.

Your missing capitalization/punctuation and filenames from post 2013 suggest otherwise, mate.

Go to a gay bar or whole foods or some place where there a re a lot of faggots. Then say, "any of you faggots want to suck my dick?"

Then get your dick sucked.

Stretch marks cuz my hips too big for my skin

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i didn't understand any of that

yep you have fat legs

>Dat faggy back arch

Nicely done

Well, good for you. I don't really want anyone to know. I'll stick to being gay online until I get the courage to actually go out and get pounded. Maybe a porn cinema or gay sauna, though that's a bit too public.

Hard to believe but it used to be common on Sup Forums to type properly and if your pictures start with 135***** or greater you have no right to call anyone new.

The number thing was never a thing$ATOJ%$Y%$HAHJTOHRGHIA#$A

Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Grindr. Could not be easier. I lucked out and found a "Trans man" that's basically a butch chick with a huge ass that now worships my cock. So I get to fuck all three of her holes on lunch breaks and she's easy as fuck all because she thinks she's a faggot. Fucking hilarious.

That's legit. I still say Tinder is a lot safer than you think. The only way anyone can know you're looking for guys is if they are too, and at that point they have nothing on you that you don't have on them

:)

>all three of her holes

i remember when smileys were hated on, guess all the redditors srewed that up aswell, no wonder mootikens left

Yes it always was, more so on Sup Forums than Sup Forums but still, it's an easy way to spot pretentious newfags. Only that nobody was stupid enough to actually post such pictures while trolling. So 138*** is your oldest picture from Sup Forums? See me again in 15 years when the difference is not that big anymore.

She is pre-op, so she didn't plug her cunt. So I fuck her pussy ass and throat. Trans man means a woman that thinks she's a dude.

If only he took you with him

Penis down?

How do I get an actual bf?

All the dude I have ever been with are all typical faggots(cum dump retards), I want a cute neet bf to live out the coming apocalypse with in our comfy studio apartment.

wouldn't that have been nice

kek, you're trying too hard buddy. you aren't going to get any points with me by pretending, atleast now i know.

Saved for a post-work fap.

>kek
>buddy
>half assed attempt at typing properly
>1378*****
Yeah sure, mate. You got me there, buddy. You win, m8.

It's fun to see your damage control, but you are just too new to actually pull it off. Not that I'm the incredible 2006 oldfag either but at least I've been here last decade. I'm just screwing with you anyway, you're better off not responding.

use aftershave when you're done

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I know, sadly I just don't have the skin to get 100% smooth. At least not by only shaving. I'll try waxing the next time.

Anyone else remembering the time when "bait" wasn't a thing?

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