What is it like to be a virgin over the age of 25?

What is it like to be a virgin over the age of 25?

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You tell me user

nice

I don't know I am 23 but haven't been laid in awwwhile

ya got me m8

what the fuck is that

Hahaha your dick is such a ginger it sucked the soul out of that sock ^^

it was a sock

Looks like that dick want to build a wall between USA and Mexico

What the fuck is wrong with you

Dont know, lost that shit at 14

this is why HIV exist

is no one going to ask why OP has a mouldy sock stored in a safe box

the answer is obvious

I don't know why I keep coming here

This is just sad

enlighten me, user

I'm too busy reflecting on life after a flash of inspiration brought on by that beautiful image

Ascendant.

It's like everyone else is a sociopath and doesn't care about loving you as much as they care about loving themselves.

refer to image #1 for answer

this is so stupid everyone knows you turn into a wizard not a warlock. only warlocks can summon demons wizards can't. fucking casual

go back to 9gag

still does not answer why OP has actually stored a mouldy sock

full blown autism

Ginger pubes
>implying op is a faggot

GTFO faggot

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Newfags

Fucking faggots not realizing this is not OC and is old as shit

>ginger
expected it

Warlocks are a type of wizard.


Its like saying this burger has cheese so its a fucking cheese burger.


Its still a mudafukin burger.

warlocks are just male witches you fucking crayon.

I'm 30 and never had sex. It's pretty sad. I hate my life and I'm super lonely. It's not just the sex it's companionship I'm starved for.

I'm afraid I'll be alone forever and that I'm a broken person who no one could love

I feel exhausted and helpless

Also never got any magical powers. Wizard thing is a meme.

it's a specialization. A burger is a burger it's not a cheese burger. You can add the cheese to make it so but there is no cheese.

so they're wizards not warlocks unless you add another intermediate step.

I had sex an hour ago and im 5 yo, kill yourself faggot

what do you do all week?

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

quite the opposite actually

I know his dick is so pasty... and that carrot fur

Work. I'm actually doing great professionally. I'm almost set for life financially.

I'd socialize more but it's just really hard for me and I'm tired all the time.

It's because you're longing for the affection. Wizards wouldn't fuck a 10 if they had the chance. You must give away all mortal desire.

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I would absolutely be happier if I didn't have this desire. I agree. But I do. I want to be loved. :(

It is...hmmm.....how do you say....not good

I love you user. You broken pathetic fuck. I love you.

If this is your sock I want a timestamp, that thing looks no fun to fuck.

Feels good

Thanks user

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Does this wizard sock give +3 to int on equip?

It actually has dot ticks to yourself

I couldn't tell you user. Lost the Sup Forums at 24, kek. To all the virgins: it's great but not mind-blowing. About 20% better than just fapping and even then most of the time you'll be fantasizing about something else while you're doing it.

>Wizard thing is a meme.
KEK

My god...

It's true. More than the sex, I mostly just like having somebody to trust. Everyone needs a life partner.

seems like it's the same as being a virgin at any age

Agreed. Sex is just another activity to have with your... life partner.

Not this guy but to expand a little further if your a fat user, it's a lot of work. Like a cardio sessions worth of work.

Why don't you just fuck a whore to pop that cherry faggot? Seriously I don't get people like you.

Sex CAN be mindblowing. 9 out of 10 fucks are just OK, not a whole lot better than fapping. But sometimes, when you get the right girl on the right night, that shit is magic. I have only had mindblowing sex with strange pussy on lots of drugs or with a long time gf/wife where we are comfortable as shit together and all lovey dovey.

That user and yeah, it does frequently imply a lot more muscular exertion than fapping.

Frequently because after all sometime all she wants to do is blow you while you just lie down and enjoy, for example.

What are you talking about bro? You seriously might be gay if sex isn't all that better than fapping for you

Yeah, god bless Birthdays and Christmas.

Oh yes, it CAN be. But I was just going by the average result. I think that anons go into it thinking it's going to be that magical thing all the time and the first time is likely going to be underwhelming so I like to warn them.

Thanks for expanding on this important caveat to my statement.

dont fap for 2 days. blow your load inside gf bareback while french kissing her while she plays with your balls. you will be handicapped on the bed for at least 5 minutes after

It was a sock once... taken by the dark forces, a ruined and terrible form of cloth.

like a bag of sand

Pfffffff, fuck that noise. I'm lonely but not THAT lonely.

>blow your load inside gf bareback
I havent worn a condom since the 90s brah. I'm old and married....

I think you're having sex with people you dislike.

My step son is 375 pounds and smart as a box of rocks. He's 22 and gets laid all the time. One week her fucked 3 different girls.

If you're older than 21 and still a virgin you're doing it wrong.

Most of the time it isn't user. I think I'm not gay because I don't fap to gay porn or check out dudes. I mean, if you think about it, gays are more likely to have mind blowing sex than straight folk.

I mean, think about it. Men are a lot more interested in sex. So two men are probably going to do it more mindblowing than one man and one woman.

Further evidence: lesbian bed death.

I would actually like to be bi to be able to test this hypothesis but naked men just make me feel icky rather than horny.

Dunno, lost virginyti at 22 yo.....

Nope. I'm talking about with a person that if something happened to them I would totally an hero over it.

And a faggot, it seems

yeah i could never go back to wearing condoms. feels too good

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Well no shit, look at where you're at right now. A bunch socially awkward idiots that mostly likely haven't hugged a girl.

And that's about as far as I've gotten too. But at least I'm willing to admit I suck with chicks and be shameless about it.

You should try fapping to gay porn to see what happens user. Sex is great (even when it's shit). You seriously might be gay. No offence

As someone who works in a burger joint, there's a huge difference between a burger and a cheeseburger. Like if someone orders a cheeseburger without the cheese then it's not a fucking cheeseburger you dumbass

wut?
yes, theres absolutely no going back to me. If I ever were to get a divorce, I would just get a vasectomy
Not that other user, but I disagree, some sex is very meh. And it takes a whole lot more effort than fapping

feels fine, probably losing it with a guy im meeting soon, should be fun.

> taking offence in Sup Forums

Don't worry, I'm not new. I've actually tried it out and my penis would just not have it. The only way I've gotten hard in the vicinity of gay porn is one time my GF wanted to watch it with me as a kinky thing. Got hard the moment I closed my eyes and thought of lesbians.

That's one possibilty. I'm actually a trans-woman lesbian. But I'm not crazy enough to act out on THAT shit.

If you get on flomax you can achieve retrograde ejaculation. It's where the semen goes into your bladder instead of out your urethra. Takes a few days once you're on the pills to go into effect. Like two days after you stop taking them you get normal ejaculate.

Are you cut? The only meh sex I've had was with condoms and I avoid that

Partially circumcised when I hit puberty, if that is what you mean. Phimosis I think it was. Don't use condoms.

Incidentally, anons, please don't circumcise your infant boys if they don't need it, gaise, the post-op hurts a ton more than abdominal surgery and broken bones.

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Well maybe you're desensitized then... I don't know user, maybe we just experience things differently

In all likelyhood. In your estimation, how much better is fapping to regular, missionary position sex with someone you care about? I know that trying to put that into numbers is very much BS, but I'm just curious and a bit bored. Work is slow today.

try exercising, also keep an eye on your nutrition. You will be amazed by how shitty the average diet is (which leaves you tired all the time). If you're going to be financially set, gold diggers will roam all around your cock m8.

why not just clean the sock???

No the sex is way better! It's impossible to use percentages/numbers because fapping can't even compare to the feeling of sex for me

Thanks. I eat pretty healthy and I'm fit. Not sure why my energy is so bad. I'll look deeper into nutritional things I can do.

Haven't found any gold diggers - or they haven't found me. I live in Miami too hah, so I donno

Good for you then. Hope you get tons of it, user. It's just from my personal experiences I got the feeling it's something of a meme that sex is so good for everyone.

idk user idk why don't you tell all of us

Still same user that already replied- it's not like se is necessary to be happy, but to say that fapping comes even close fascinates me, because sex remains close to an out of body experience for me (and I've had se thousands of times, if you were wondering)

BRO that some epic bread right here!

Kek no user it's not a meme. I really hope you get to experience it like I do someday

the smell is intoxicating

makes me cum harder

you might need to work on your personality and treat women the same way you treat men, as friends and not as sexual objects or potential gf/wife material or anyting. look for friendship in the relationship and don't look for the sex.oh and the friendzone is a meme.