OK guys now comes the real question

OK guys now comes the real question.

Why are mormons (The Church of Jesus Christ...) superior to any other type of christianity and to all other religions, including atheism?

Just look at a random mormon family, there is perfection only.

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I've met a few mormons. Holy shit, they were the most awkward and cringe inducing people I met.

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Same here, a lot of them of them are pretty wacko, but you don't see any of them shooting schools or raping.

or rapping for that matter

Come on guys, y'all now know the only and true religion.

They're really some of the nicest people Ive met. More nicer than other christians.

They are not. Also atheists are not religious. Athiesm literally means non-thiesm..

I remember hat they let us use their installations when i was a kid and wanted to play basketball, but we had to attend one of their sessions, I didn't understand shit since I didn't care, but those fuckers wanted to convert me.

I know user-kun, but I was trying to fit all that into a sentence I'll tr better next time m8.

did they?

nah, I was pretty atheist by then, I just reeaaaaaally wanted to play basket ball.

I'm married to a Mormon . Their only goal is to convert others. They were all really nice to me until they realized I had no intention of ever joining their church. After I told them I would join if they could explain to me how it took God 2000 years to remember that beer and tea were forbidden not one of them has spoken to me

Their basis of religion is based on shit, they believe that black people are descended from Cain and that their skin is the result of their sin. That's pretty fucked up

Damn, how the marriage going? Any religion difference or arguments based on believes? Also what religion are you in, if any?

They are all faggots if you ask me

Now they want a mormon president

The marriage is going so so. . I grew up Catholic but I abandoned that by the time I was in 8th grade. She came from a really messed up family. If she grew up in one of those typical Mormon families it would be different. I mostly stayed because I want my kids to have a stable influence in their lives

I used to live in Plano, and they were a goddamned PLAGUE there. They'd hang out at the shopping malls and target anyone who was by themselves.

They were very highly trained pests: anything you said to them, they had a response to parrot back instantly.

There were places I quit going because I knew there would be two dumbasses wearing ties and riding bikes, and I just got sick of it.

Is she hot at least? How's bed? I heard they can be sex freaks or pretty lame.

Same here actually. My girl's family is kinda nuts and don't like me at all. Year after we got together she dropped the cult.

> Mormons are christian.
lol the only thing op knows about mormons is what it saw on one of those mormon propaganda commercials.

Does you gf's family not hate you for her dropping the cult?

She was babtised as a kid but then her family life went to shit. She was a complete slit as a teen. I met her at 19. Still loves sex. She's a swallower and squirts like a fountain. Even from anal. She was stripper hot when I met her. She's porked up over the years but still hassle nice 40dds

wtf, are not christians?

They pretty much blackballed us. Even told her brothers and sisters that she was bad. Her Aunt and Uncle are still really friendly but everyone else not so much. I was threatened with the FBI for kidnapping and brainwashing actually.

Fuck!!

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I used to go out with a Mormon girl, she was one of the kinkiest, horny chicks I've ever been with. Never actually let me fuck her but did everything else, including letting me fuck her ass. She was a smoking hot redhead with a great ass and squirted like a porn star, sadly she moved away a few years ago to marry some Mormon dude and start squeezing out kids. Good times.

Haha now this I can attest too. I have done some of the kinkiest shit. They are just like any pent up church girl.

why the fuck do they keep food in their storage ?

Idk, the rapture?

they're christian actually. They just believe Jesus isn't the last prophet, that there were some more after him.

Converting to mormon.

because it is an american corporation, and in america if there was ever a widespread catastrophe that affected more than 25% of the country there would be no way to actually begin disaster relief, mormons believe that this is going to happen soon, as in within currently living members lifetimes. so they believe in self sufficiency.

They also believe that Native Americans are descended from the Jews that left after the destruction of the temple in Jerusalem and that there are different tiers of heaven and only Mormons go to the top. Other Christians are in tier 2

continuing in this thought, "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" is not a church, it is a corporation. When you are baptized you sign paperwork that allows the church to claim you as a member of the corporation and they used those membership numbers to buy the church out of debt from the US gov't in the late 1890's early 1900's.

wow, didn't know that, interesting

well, i mean, you can believe that without becoming mormon

It is not a christian (as in believing in Christ) entity. it is a corporate entity and the thing they worship is money and prestige. go anywhere prosperous mormons gather and you'll see how they compete with each other to have the biggest houses and nicest cars.

I lived as a mormon for 21 years and served my mission. I knew that the networking capabilities of being an active member were powerful, but when i decided that i couldn't live with the hypocrisy i left.

They're always rich as fuck

Joseph Smith knew how to live.

these crazy cunts

Give them 50-100 years
They'll be Jews 2.0

You never hear about them raping because the strong family values are good at keeping their daughters quiet.

Also, I would take a more cynical and realistic approach to life than a blissful sheltered one. It's more productive to spiritual growth.

because morality is a grey thing to them, they lie and cheat each other all day long but then go to church on sunday eat the sacrament and absolve themselves of sin. look at the founder of the church, he was a liar, a sex criminal, a con-man, and probably a murderer. look at the prominent members now. Corporate shills, hedge-fund managers worse than any jew, presiding over ponzi schemes and MLM's.

do they have a special pocket for dick?

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kek, idk.

this is accurate but taken out of context and grossly over simplified.

kek

All athiests are same just like all anericans are fat

they're just like any other underwear, they have a flap you can open to pull your dick through to piss.

shity

>all other religions
>atheism

you obviously know nothing of the history of the religion. the govt. made them give up polygamy. up untill that point the mormon church was all about how many 12 year olds an old man could keep in his harem.

Try working for them. Lot of the are Jack Mormons, they only follow the tenents of their faith if they have to, which is normally a mormon superior looking down their nose at the offender...

the good ol days when they kept the blacks out and fucked each others underage daughters

so they changed their doctrine because, of pc and now niggers could get into Heaven? it's just pc, they could not.

Isnt it great when the fucking mormons accuse you for brainwashing?

I am good with it. White jews it is what we need.

the US Gov't seized their assets and dissolved them as an organization, the then president of the church reorganized it as a corporation and sold future member tithing to the gov't to get it back.

Mormonism is the CULT of the latterday pedobears...

Lets rock this guys!!

So 90% of faggots here will sign up tomorrow, fuck!!

one of the tenets of mormonism is
"We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly."

Question presupposes that Mormons possess the superior religion.

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OP is a faggot presupposes anything he posts, it was just a conversation starter.

>tea were forbidden not one of them has spoken to me

Nice, who got drunk and decided to add that in for the power??

I'm addicted to tea though, so I could see how it would be forbidden. You touch my tea and I'll go to the bottom of the ocean and get real crusty with the land peasants.

kek

the word of wisdom (what you are referring to) is not actually a commandment from god, it is more of a guideline to protect yourself from consuming things en masse that are harmful. Current Membership has elevated this to more than it is.

First white gangster in history, he knew what was up before Italians and blacks got into the game.

fucking white people man

I'm a Mormon.

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I can tell, you contribute nothing.

It's because this site is naughty.

you piece of shit you're ruining this world!! Also tell me how to get more wives... I can barely keep up with one.

they just lowered the missionary age because too many young mormons were deciding in the year between high school and mission time that it was bullshit.

>guideline to protect yourself from consuming things en masse that are harmful

Yea they're probably saying tea because of the caffeine in it not actually tea.

It's a joke whore

We don't practice polygamy, if you're serious. How are we ruining the world?

>a joke
not a very good one.

Damn, i really wanted another wife, that's how your ruining the world, by not getting more wives!!

Mormon here. This is way out out context.

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what, do Mormons not have comedians?

if you're actually believers in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints then why do you continue to sustain the current church leadership despite it's self serving interests and failure to help those in need? Why don't you take the priesthood authority that has been granted to you and seek to observe God yourself and find out from the horses mouth what you are to do?

So hawt so sexy much wow

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yeah but they're actually funny. The improv troupe at BYU is top notch for a university in the west.

We pay a tithe and a fast offering that helps relieve countries that suffer from natural disasters, we have a job force that hires those less fortunate to get them on their feet (rarely they are members of the church), and we have created Welfare Square in Utah. Also while I was on my mission, I mostly built houses for native Indians and create a safe drinking water system.

Jokes on you bro, it wasn't a joke but a reference to history when people got mad over tea and not about Mormons either.

"the more you know"

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atheism isn't a religion you sack of shit

no you pay a tithe that goes into an investment fund that pays for multibillion dollar malls and housing developments to keep the poor out of SLC and to pay the 'modest' 6 figure stipends of the church leadership.

All of the church leaders have jobs, are well off, and we cover their funds to travel in order to help keep the church running in other countries.

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