What's your odd kink/fetish, Sup Forums?

What's your odd kink/fetish, Sup Forums?
How achievable is it?
Pic related is mine, fucking love armpits.

Her mouth looks really tiny. Just pointing that out

I got a thing for tummies, not thin ones, not fat ones, just like this

really hard to find a picture of it but, having a bunch of used condoms stuck in a girls ass, so they kind of look like a tail or some shit

Very, very smooth armpits.

Any pit stubble or undersurface discoloration is just... ugh....

I used to love armpits. Now i love hairy ones, but clean blonde, entirely achievable. Also, it's normal to live armpits in the sense thats whhere the pheremones come from imo

I really like sniffing dirty or sweaty panties. Not too hard to achieve if you're a creep.

You don't like stubble or discoloration? If it's mild enough I think both are pretty hot.
Never been much of a hairy fan, but I respect your decision.

normal girls in wheelchairs [not the downy derpy kinda that get pushed around by their tardwranglers]

deaf girls.

Also, if you get a girl to orgasim, they dont give a fuck what your fetish is, theyll do almost anything. My wife wont do a three way yet though.

Natural human breasts. Call me crazy.

Extremely odd and no sane woman will ever do it.

I want to wrestle with a girl like pic related in a 2 foot pool and the goal is to drown each other. Whoever holds the other one underwater until they pass out wins. I've tried finding someone to do it for a long time. The closest I've come is a girl 80 miles away but she backed out when we got into the water and we just had sex on a blanket instead.

Just curious, but how/why do those things turn you on? Just a handicap thing?

I used to be disgusted by it tbh. Then my wife had some stub one day and i gave her shit jokingly than said just grow it out of curiosity and then it grew on my. Now im into it

Yes, what girl doesn't love the idea of a strangler holding them down underwater and drowning them.

Drowning is one of the biggest fears for people, so good luck.

Pregnancy.

If I find someone to settle with, will come naturally for some nice 9 months of best sex.

But no casual sex tho.

Idk bro. I think its because most of the time they are super cute, because they think all they got left is personality, so they don't act like super cunts and get real bitchy over small shit. plus they typically try really hard to 'seem normal'. like its a genuine cute. not like an autistic girl who never grew past middle school mental state, cute.

>What's your odd kink/fetish, Sup Forums?
Missionary position sex with my wife.

Into hypnotizing people.

Very achievable, lot of anons have volunteered before. Erotic hypnosis is much less so.

You strictly into hairy now? I've always been totally ok with stubble, just hairy kinda bothers me. It's just not as enjoyable to lick and mess around with for me, I learned this from dating a hippy.

gf is pregnant, feel free to take her until the baby arrives, shes turned into a fucking maniac cunt, the hormones are fucking outrageous.

Wedgies

Something look forward to in life.

Lactation. I love watching it.

don't fool yourself, with your luck, the smell of dick will make her wanna puke. and the smell of Cheetos, mountain dew, and pizza.

ur fucked m80.

Both but prefer hair, wouldnt be into a hippy. Dont like sjw, not into a bush either, that shit needs to be landscaped But she says she stinks and it normally smells fine to me, like I said phermones. But she bathes daily. If she didn't pry be a problem like most hippies wouldnt

That shit never works for me/anyone I know, we've messed around with it for shits and giggles. Maybe it doesn't work for potheads, lack of an attention span or something..

how has nobody said feet yet

Because they're disgusting smelly feet.

>no women will let me drown them

You need serious psychiatric help, user.

Plus they can get gross downthere with the fuckin ph levels all over the place, discharge etc.
And a new level of bitch. Worst for me was the bs depression after for like a month

How did you mess around with it? Because I found out that youtube videos are pretty ineffective most of the time.

Fried chicken.

I've had psychiatric sessions, they didn't do anything for me or know how to help me.

Maybe I'll ask my current gf to grow it out a bit and give it another shot, really thinking about it now the fact my ex was a gross hippy could've been a factor in ruining it for me, now I just kinda associate hair with that.
Also doesn't help 80% of the time pics posted of girls with hairy pits are really fat, middle aged as fuck or just gross looking in general.

Honestly, footfetish is starting to be not odd

And sjws, yeah.

Some jerkoff at a 3 day festival was doing it. Like I said, me and my friends were stoned to the gills and it did nothing.

Not him, I'd call it competitive forced breathplay. It'd be "fine" with just strangling but inhaling water can fuck up things pretty gud

wedgies

Well then. Have fun drowning hookers I guess.

Props for using a picture of Imogen.

DD/lg, ageplay, rape, humiliation, most other D/s stuff

Pretty mild stuff. Not sure you can call them fetishes anymore.

I've tried contacting escorts asking if I can hold them down underwater in a bathtub until they go unconscious. They never say yes.

I'm into femdom and petplay.

Being a complete dog to a woman including collars, leashes, dog cages, dog bowls with dog food.
Being a sissy maid and scrubbing floors and taking orders all day with no physical rewards.
Cuckolding where I get demoted to house pet and have to watch my wife with another man when I'm sleeping inside a big dog cage.
Severe chastity. no sex, no handjobs, no blowjobs, just allowed to masturbate 1/ month.

Also lots of pain and public humiliation.

Yeah it honestly could have been that, stage hypnosis is a bit hit and miss too, not exactly the prime environment to relax. Some people just have trouble being hypnotized too, tough to say really. I've had a few people who were more than willing but just couldn't relax, but the majority have been able to go into some level of trance.

Unironically read my ex bedtime stories for the past five years and now she's in a dd/lg relationship.
NEVER SAW IT COMING
But seriously, how fucking blind was I.

Moar!

Kinda sad that by today's standards that truly is mild.

Girls with dark lipstick.

I would rape the fuck out of her face

More?

And it's all thanks to Tarantino!

ikr
Not of her, but got other ones that are kinda similar.

getting fucked in the ass by a strapon

Lucky bastard

Chubby freckled redheaded chicks with English accents

pretty fucking blind, thats a bit of a clear sign.

My ex would actively imitate her two-year old niece in everyday life. she's horrified if you ever suggest she's into something as disgusting as DD/lg though.

definitely by Sup Forums standards. a fetish without body modifications or long-term physical harm between consenting adults? so vanilla.

nothing wrong with that.

I get the most turned on by eyes. Not necessarily big eyes or bright eyes. Just some people have eyes that make me want to cum all on their face

Same. Especially if they are sweaty.

I can 100% relate, user. It really isn't even the eye quality all the time, sometimes they just have this heavenly gaze that makes you want to cumshot their face into oblivion.

Facesitting
Ass licking/ all thing anal related
Femdom
Farting
Scat
Cuckolding
Forced trap

Can't practice them. I am a self aware beta, I chose to be celibate instead of giving in.

I fucking hate brown eyes, but some people have those clear, detailed, rich, deep brown eyes that get my mantrain tugging in seconds. Nothing else works that quick.

Thank you. Sometimes it's just the way they're looking at you

More??

Giantess/amazons.
Pretty fucking unachievable.

I pretty much like brown eyes, but I can see how they could not be a favorite. The way Brown and green mixes in eyes really gets me going too

How does it feel to know you'll never live out this fetish?

braces, i love braces

Thnx m8, she's perfect.
Love how her pit looks slightly off color.

anal (gaping, fisting, anything really)
enemas
femdom
pain (especially spanking)

I feel this, only problem being it makes some girls look too young. Uncomfortably so.

I love the idea of being dominated by 2 guys and dpd

don't really have a fetish, but i do have a fantasy of chaining a boy up and making him totally submissive to everything i say
not very achievable, but i can dream.

Put an add on Craigslist, you'd be surprised.

Bump

turning my girl into a party slut fuck toy

Why would you want to do this to the person you date? Not trying to talk shit just genuinely want to know why anyone would want to do this.

powerplay, same as all fetishes. the power dynamic is just expressed differently.

I find this idea really interesting too and I have no idea why.

ha, its the fucking theme of the thread. FETISH.

This. I want nothing more.

Tentacles

How is it a power play on your part? You're choosing to share her or forcing her into that situation?

I've long thought that all fetishes are baesd around some kind of power imbalance. I'm glad I'm not the only one to think that.

was at a friends house
his girl was admiring my girls leggins
my girl told friend to touch them
he responded that he prefers to feel them somewhere other than the leg

want her to move on this advances!

>tfw I'm not dark or edgy enough to fuck a goth grill

I'm probably the only one to say "teeth".

A quick googling yielded this semi-fappable result.

How do I figure out my fetish? I can watch anything that's not d related and get off, I never have anything specific I look up. I'm horny all the time, but I never know for what.. It's hard to explain

That's called "life".

You better figure out how to make her orgasm then man! Then you can have your three way!

Largely life experience will let you know, in the meantime just look into different things, do some fetish related research. Find out what's good for you. Multiple fetishes were named in this thread, just start there and keep looking.

Kek.

tie her up and leave her for a friend

I like girls to sit on my face and fart!

armpits are awesome.