If he doesnt score tonight i'll kill myself

If he doesnt score tonight i'll kill myself

MARK
MY
WORDS

You can already set up the live stream.

stream

>rolando
>showing up in a big game

I have put 20 euros on him for scoring the first goal

TSUUUUUU

i'll mark them

Portugal-Austria result is last 2 digits

liar

>le big game bottler man
>runs around for 20 minutes doing nothing
>gets mad at his own team
>sulks for the rest of the first half
>runs around for 10 more minutes in the second half
>gets even madder at his own team
>gives up
>tries to shoot from anywhere
>gets mad at opposition for not letting him be the centre of attention

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OP on TSUUUUUicide watch.

>penaldo

t. Alberto Barbosa

famous last words in 2004

>Team needs to win
>It was his son's birthday yesterday
>He will beat Figo's record for most games played for Portugal
>Le Parque des Prince meme
There's literally NO CHANCE of him not scoring today. This is what movies are made of

>That fan
Ooooohhh
OOOOOOOHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *clap*

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

make sure to call CMTV in advance so we can see u kill youself live.

>this guy has 3 ballon d'or
JUST

who S M A L L M E N T A L I T Y
here?

Hot desu

The funny thing is that Ronaldo will continue to take most of Real's scoring position free kicks. And Bayol won't despite being the best or second best (Payet) free kick taker in the world.

Ronaldo is the GOAT free kick taker. Stop judging him just because his last few werent the top quality he used us to

Portugal 12-0 Austria
Or just Portugal 2 - 0 Austria

Best free kick taker in the world my ass

Willian and pjanic are easily better than those two

We'll either achieve maximum TSUUUUUUUU tonight or we'll be able to witness a live suicide.

Sounds like a win-win situation in my book.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wow your shitposting this whole week has been top notch. Keep at it you fucking flaming faggot

Thanks for the support lads

Can someone explain the TSUUUU meme to me?
I don't get it.

>m-maybe i can get a shot on this freekick penaldo?
>NO, LEAVE THE WALL TO ME

So how's your natioinal team doing, Ivan?

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...

>yfw in his later career Rooney is turning out to be better than Ronaldo

can't be disappointed in something you never had high expectations about

Sup Forums mad as hell that Portugal is BY FAR the most entertaining team this Euro.

>Looney

Britcuck delusion.

t. disguised Barça fan

It's not going to work, Bale will take the free kicks

In what way are Portugal the most entertaining team

azmoun ezzatolahi & mohammadi all play in ivan's league alireza

Can I get your stuff?

Rooney been player of tournament so far

stifled your passing in the first game with his useless diagonal balls. was much improved in the last game but i can name 10 players more deserving

He's the best balding, overweight, way past his prime midfielder, that's true.

It's about our journey to victory. Britcucks will NEVER understand this feeling.

>walk outside and see every window with a Portuguese flag
>English flags are banned in the UK because it might offend minorities
>when England scores, the commentator can't show any emotion or it will be considered as a sign of nationalism - punished by law

English cucks will NEVER understand this feeling. NEVER. I won't even try to explain it. Only pure and UNKEKED countries know this feeling, and there aren't a lot of them in this Euro.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

tfw no qt blonde yuro gf

Bale might be better at freekicks but ronaldo will shoot them, he can do what he wants since he is the star.

why didn't ref book the grass? clear fault

just shoot up some heroin and go to the beach, joão, there's more to live than watching a primadonna not put a ball in the back of a net.

These posts got old in 2012

Free kick 50 yards out?

OUT OF MY WAY PLEBS I'LL TAKE THIS

>smashes it against the wall

Taking your YU-NO disappointment a bit too far, flan

goatnaldo will score guys dont worry

Can't wait to TSUU post desu

It was the logical reaction of the world's best player for the last 20 years when he won one of his many well-deserved individual prizes.