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Warriors sweep in 7 Edition

Cavaliers v. Warriors - 8pm ET, Sunday March 19 2016

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How mad is Sup Forums going to be when the Warriors win?

How is it a sweep when it goes to a Game 7? You're a fucking retarded Warriors """""""fan""""""

da land

What are the chances of the Cavs actually winning game 7?

reminder that the warriors didnt even sweep once in the playoffs and are in their second game seven

Not good but the Warriors chances weren't high of going 73-9 and coming back from 3-1 in the previous season. I predict Cleveland will win since it doesn't matter if Curry or Klay is on fire, if supporting cast won't D up and make shots

>this Warriors team could beat Michael's Bulls

And now all the fucking idiots and morons that thought this look even more fucking dumb. This Warriors team couldn't even beat any of those 00 Lakers team, nonetheless the fucking Bulls.

>Warriors sweep in 7

Dumbass

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07. LeQuit
08. LeChoke
09. LeMeme
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13. LeBabbycock
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15. LeFag
16. LeQueen
17. LeBroom
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20. LeLoser
21. LeDouche
22. Cabron
23. Chokebron
24. LeCuck
25. LeBald
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35. LelBron
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9999999999. LeBron

30-40%

but man it will make my life complete if it happens

The warriors are fucking broken, if they don't start strong it's ogre for them.

>Iggy/Bogut down VS Kyrie (possibly) down.

If Lebron wears his headband I believe that he can win it for da land. Love actually needs to earn his paycheck and maybe the meme will finally die.

I don't even care that Lebron wins, the team I support has long since been eliminated, all I want GSW fans to get blown the fuck out.

I think not having green to rape people broke Steph Curry's confidence

the warriors are done. steph is scared, draymond is a ball grabber (trendsetter type of guy huh), bogut's knee, and andre's back. cavs 4-3 get mad

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>Going Strong
>Small ball

Really though

History is on the warriors side since its never been done before. The cavs have all the momentum though and the pressure is on the warriors - plus missing Bogut and having an injured iguodala takes two of their best defensive players out of the game. Add to that the fact that the Warriors home court is going to be incredibly hard to win at for a visiting team in a game 7 and it really is a toss up...theres no way to predict but I think Cleveland has a small advantage.

>Curry
>Born from da land
>Brick shots in game 7 and give da land a championship

Will he be likable again

>Game tied with 17 seconds left on the clock GS ball.
>Curry burns down the clock to get the final shot.
>Takes off his shirt and has a Akron shirt. Eddie Guerrero theme starts playing.
>Lays it up in his own rim and misses. >Klay shoots the winning 3 in OT.

21%

any news on iggy's back?????

This and this.

>Curry and Kerr paid the refs and guise of fine
>Homecourt
>Draymond can lowblow multiple times and not get suspended.
>Harrison Barnes will knock down the open 3s
>Illegal Screen allowed
>Ayesha Curry is the equivalent of Hillary Clinton who rides their husband success and thinks they are hot shit.


Cavs are fucked, throw you entire saving on the Warriors

Did they?

Ayesha Curry fantasy

Fantasy 1:
>Ayesha stays home with me to watch the game
>I'm wearing a Lebron James Cavaliers jersey
>She's wearing Golden State Warriors bra and thong
>We watch the game together while I'm groping her the whole time
>Spank her on her ass everytime Golden State scores a point
>4th Quarter comes
>10 minutes left I grab her head and she starts kissing my cock and licking my balls
>6 minutes left in the game I rub my precum covered head all over her lips
>5 minutes left I put it in her mouth and get sucked off/fuck her mouth
>I make her slow down a little so I don't cum too early
>30 seconds left and Cavs are winning I push her head down her and make her choke on my cock
>Cum in her mouth as the game ends and Cavs celebrate
>She hates the taste and gags on the cum and I slap my cum covered cock on her face

Ayesha Curry fantasy #2
>Repeat all steps until 5 minutes left in game
>Pull her thong off and bend her over letting her watch the game
>I shove my cock up her pussy and start to fuck her
>I continue to fuck her as she moans and whines about her shitty team losing the game
>Grip her hips and ass fucking her real good with 2 minutes left
>1:30 left I undo her Golden State Warriors bra and throw it on the floor, letting her know the bandwagon is done and she won't need that anymore
>Fuck her good and cum hard and deep in her pussy as the game ends and she's complaining about "muh warriors" "muh rigged"
>Slap her ass and say "Go Cavs!!! We got one for the land!!!"
>She gets pregnant and Curry raises the kid as his own in the public eye

>Stephen A Smith says Ayesha Curry has a "bright future" as if she's a fucking high school graduate

holy shit i was dying with laughter

Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.

>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sick of this light skin privilege, hope our guy adam silverstein fix this

>dat flag
>this topic

fantasy #2 is goals

ayesha is nigger trash, and she showed that with her tweeting

kys

Go away Stephen

it's over lads. the jews have decided lebron isn't going to win one this year.

Who /nervous/ for tomorrow's game
I can't be the only one

LeBron/Kyrie have driven to the rim 149 times, and have 62 free throws from it. (41%)

Klay/Steph have 69 drives, and 55 free throws from it. (125%)

What did Ayesha Curry mean by this?

I can never tell if these responses are serious or not

>55/69*100=125

what an ugly piece of shit

>curry fans

intellectual patricians who appreciate the finesse and teamwork parts of basketball. believe success should be earned not just given by amazing genetics

>lebron fans

neanderthal retards who fantasize about big strong black men ejaculating inside their wives

this is about accurate right?

Silver game Lebron 2 games to make it look competitive. He has no intention of actually letting them win.

What exactly did LeBron say???
Comments...Anybody?

DERRICK IS COMING HOME TO NEW YORK

Why does black Americans hate Curry?

B/R: How do you think you would have fared on a team like the Warriors?

Dominique Wilkens: How would I have fared? You can't touch me. You can't put your hands on my hip. I'll tell you this: I scored close to 30 points per game in the hand-check era. I can tell you it would be over 35 per game. I can tell you that with sheer certainty!

Do you agree?

He said "OOH-OOH AAH-AAH"

le get cucked by Larry Bird man

And what you think

say something fat canada

His first step was quick as fuck, probably the only faster guys were Big Game James and maybe Kemp

League would be fucked

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>I'm unironically starting to believe him

of course not

i'd be embarassed if i was an old man screaming about how much better i am then the current generation of (superior) players

They're definitely the underdogs, but not an extreme long shot

>Curry fans
Cucks who like Curry because he resembles them being one of the smaller guys on the court, and he shoots a ball which anybody can do, albeit not as well as he can.

They also are cucks that look for a "good guy" persona and like Curry because he's a light skin fag who has minimal tattoos and praises gawd

>Lebron fans

Respecting the best player in the game.

Smart enough to see the true most valuable player is one who can do everything, not just shoot a ball and rely on bigger guys to get him open

We're recognizing the true best while former Kobe faggots were in the gym with a limp wrist jacking off to Kobe's "Last shot" bullshit

Recognize superior basketball passing skills, with accurate 80mph passes to teammates while also being big enough to rebound and athletic and strong enough to do everything, while also skilled enough to play on the wing

>Basically comes down to this

Curry and Kobe fags like somebody they can identify with, while Kobe and Curry are obviously superior athletes to us they're just shooters mainly and feel cucked watching a monster athlete like James bully his way through and do everything

Lebron fans can respect a beast and that there are people capable of doing things we cant without feeling cucked by it

I'm not feeling good about this game guys

I wish I knew, the part they zoomed in on was kind of short but he was saying stuff before that. All I know is he said "nigga" to that hybrid freak

The Warriors are getting a lot of bad press, from Curry's tech/ejection, Kerr complaining about refs, Draymond shit, and Curry's wife complaining about shit being rigged. Put that together with making it a "rivalry", the 3-1 deficit and "King" James overcoming all obstacles, the story would be better for the NBA if the Cavs win, rather than all this drama then the Warriors win anyways lel.

So the Cavs are pretty guaranteed to win, sadly.

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>success should be earned
>raised by a millionaire father
>had access to shooting coaches from nba teams since age 5
>had a $1,000 weekly allowance as a child
>father paid to have him make his high school team because he didn't show up in tryouts

kiss your sister and never @ me again

Why isn't Magic's fat gay son GOAT then?

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>cavs confirmed winning

fucking thank god. now i can relax

>kiss your sister

is this becoming a thing now?

Drake's the type of faggot to call Toronto, Canada the "6" and wear platform shoes when he knows he'll see Lebron so he looks bigger next to him

Warriors.

Patriots had one chance to not choke. Warriors had three.

Magic properly raised his child, made him work for everything he got. The kid didn't have an interest in basketball, and Earvin knew that early on.

>dad is one of the richest and most savvy businessman on the planet
>he still makes you get a summer job and pay for your first car

based Magic desu, I know the kids a faggot and everything, but he has a good head on his shoulders and he'll be fine

accurate

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Curry isn't GOAT, he's not even top 100, bad bait

The Ayesha-Hilary comparison

I keked hard

I really hope a porn producer is reading this bread. It can't be too hard to get an Ayesha look alike for the right money.

Being Curry
>Was given an NBA athletes genetics
>Millionaire father
>Access to shooting coaches from NBA teams
>Raised on NBA style floors and had an advantage of never playing on fucked up pothole filled outdoor courts never getting to get an accurate shot when there's wind, he's probably never had his shot altered by wind and had a personal gym at home
>AAU basketball kid

I didn't know he had a 1000 dollar weekly allowance though

>I really hope a porn producer is reading this bread. It can't be too hard to get an Ayesha look alike for the right money.

We gotta make this happen

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He doesn't call Toronto the 6

That what's one of his high school teammates said, apparently

>father paid to have him make his high school team because he didn't show up in tryouts
Wait what? Not that I don't believe it, but I've never heard this before.

>Hillary Clinton riding Bill Clinton's coattails

>reminder she went to Yale Law school
>reminder she was a successful lawyer
>reminder she convinced him to join politics
>reminder she was a senator
>reminder she almost was the presidential candidate in 2008
>reminder she's going to win this year and your neet ass will go back into your hole

N O T A G A I N

Like said, apparently one of his ex teammates come out and said this

Don't know if it's jealously or truth, but he said it wasn't because he wasn't good enough to make the team (he was), he just literally didn't care enough to show up

I think it was the guy's brother who got kicked off to make room for Curry

How new?

Who should be the fourth person on the NBA mount rushmore?

>MJ
>Bird
>LeGod
>???

Mount Rushmore isn't greatest players ever to me, it's the most iconic players

so I'd have

>MJ
>Kobe
>LeBron
>Magic/Bird

top kek that's fucked up as hell

cap this

>those digits

OH SHIT WADDUP

Simmons

Shaq is more iconic than Kobe

Christ, no. More dominant? Yes.

>Shaq is more iconic than Kobe

>autism

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Not more iconic but he was a way better player in both their primes. Gorilla dab is unstoppable

holy shit some one get this guy some medication

60 minutes of this shit?

What is coincidence?

>60 minutes of the truth means you need medication

>tfw there are "people" in this thread that think lebron is better than Kobe all-time
>b-but he almost won the finals!!
>b-but muh stats!!

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>advanced stats

What's better

Choice A. Being a 190 pound shooter on a loaded 15 man team.

Or Choice B. being a 250-270 or so pound beast that can do everything and can single handedly take a 20 win team to the finals and play 4 1/2 positions

If you answer choice A you're a true autist

This guy is trippin the fuck out.

>advanced stats
>2-5

How much time do you think he spent trying to come up with a conspiracy? He's trippin. Meta world peace already confirmed there's no rigging