Get in this thread if you want to get arrested :)

get in this thread if you want to get arrested :)

yo.

wat

go on

ok

Ok

is this thread going to turn us into niggers?

go

EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

ur already a nigger

dubs have spoken

and then they spoke again

Kek

so that's what was slapping my ankles...

the fbi is here. hello fbi

Alright everyone, show me your singles and you're free to go

kek

are we gonna see more of those feet or what?

Go on officer

yes officer

Kek

Here you go officer

Sure, sir.

Still waiting

am i being detained?

Sniper 1 standing by ready to take out Doubles

ok

I have nuffin 2 hide office uh

Fuck you pig

I've done nothing wrong, officer. No need for cavity search.

Ain't dun me nuthin' wrong ovvicer.

pls no soap droping games in prison

Nigger James here, what seems to be the problem?

Hi mister

Ah dangit. I'm tellin' ya, it's a setup. I ain't don't wrong.

just walking my dog officer, no problem

Oh shit I don't remember if I have my dubs on me

FREEZE FUCKER

You have the right to an Attorney. Who here will testify on his defense?

shit Tyrone, they found you

I ain't lyin', t'was a set up. I have my attorney right here

Did you say shingles?

I ain't nuthin' but the sweet ol' Nigger James. Ain't never done nuthin' wrong. I'm tellin' you, it was tha' Tighty Whitey bitch down at the gas station who's settin' me up. I ain't lyin'. She be fucking worse than Jessica Whitehorse over in Texas, y'know?

> (You)
>I ain't lyin', t'was a set up. I have my attorney right here
> t'was?
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NIGGER

Aw lawd, shit, I'm gettin' down, don't worry. But you's a criminal, ain't you? I seen ya down at the docks, sir. Now, how you want to do this here, eh?

What'll it be Officer Crook?

THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS. I NEED BACKUP!!!

Where's officer judy?

I ain't gettin' down before that crime stealin Officer Crook o'er there gives me th' answer. I ain't no damn crimey like he dun' have been. I want them justeces they talkin' 'bout on that telly.

NOW YOU'S HEAR ON ME NOW, I AIN'T NO CROOKEY, AND I AIN'T BOWIN' DOWN TO SOME OFFICER CROOK. GIVE ME THA BOSSMAN OF THA' POLICEHOUSE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I GON' SHOOT UP Y'ALL INTO HEAVEN

Aight. Guessin' I'm free. Ain't no one holdin' ol' Nigger James down. Gon' go now. Take care.