Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!

...

what

Probably my favorite anime love story made my heart melt it was so fucking cute!

Nah I dont get any benefits they refuse to make me a full tie employee for them because of that. If they did I would get health and they would not like giving me things

Postin in a qt thread

Iowa claim

Happy to help anytime

claimoreeno

yay i finally decided to get some new images

fuck scheduled hours. ill sit here and shit post on company time

wait i do that anywau

claiming.

anyone play Guns of Icarus online?

Lookin for a tussle uh partner?

Thats disgusting!

Miho claimed

>Watashi ga H shite Nani ga Warui
Wow....

I'm here

You know I'd agree to whatever you say dear. I never want to have a fight with you.

Claimin!

that fucking image
>

I synchro summon Ancient Fairy Dragon in defense mode!

This is why no one wants to fucking play with you.

Ok, last thread for real.

>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, rattle it up bb

Our first fight
We beginnibg to be a real ship

QOTT: it is nothe a question. But an absolute order from me, your smug queen.

The time has come. Execute order 66

>for real
kek

but i don't wanna!

What exactly are we hunting down?

NO
>moka

Kek, my bad fam. Didn't know that was a setup.

Well shoot, what kind of dicks do you work for?

Is that disappointment or amazement?

Oh boy

>Best idol claimed

executing

That's what I told myself 3 thread ago
Because it's filled with qt's like you? :^)
Kek welcome back Spike
Let's hunt some normies

Yuichiro peanut, reporting in!

>not shiro

Have to shower before bed and people upstairs just took two long showers and drained the shitty hot water tank. Going to wait for it to rebuild a bit.

Getting really tired.

Milinda claim.
>Sorry I disappeared for a bit. Might have to go in for another surgery...

>Is that disappointment or amazement?
Both

Shizuru does not recognize your authority.

I hope not. You get better damit.

Yes my lord.
This is art. Should be hung up in the Louvre
Howdy Milinda. Welcome back. If you do I hope it all goes well bud.

Of course milord.

Claiming

You don't have to be sorry man, if it's for your health then it's all good.

Good luck if you do. Hopefully it would be the last one...

Do you booboo, get better :)

It's another jojoke from my favorite jojo. They always say what he said what they're going to say and are always surprised

It's fine dude worry about yourself first

Hello squid girl

I work for douche bags who will use me to the max and give me very very little until I go back to school then I can kiss them goodbye!

Nah because its ran by the cutest qt...you!

I am going to bro.

Bullshit.. YOU LURED ME INTO IT

Yes my lord..

shit mane, hope it goes well.

Were becoming so strong
Im becomibg alot happier

I also want a pb&j

My plump sweet little waifu.

go fuck yourself

ayyyy

Hello there. I probably won't be staying here for too long. I've neither the time nor the energy to do so.

Don't be. It's for your own good after all!
>
But you're the qt..

DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH? NO MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SHIT

That's about right.

It's all good bro. Best of wishes, get well.

Ah, ok. Gotcha.

Damn, hang in there man. Hope your next job won't be so sour.

>being lured into a ship
pleb
looks like it
>wants a pb&j
same, haven't had that in a long ass time

*too

Squid

Later dude! Hope all works well :)

>koko

Nigga ima drunk and as soon as this game of csgo is over ima make it

THEY ARE SO FUCKING GOOD
>MOKA

N..no way! Its all you!
>

I hope so too, I wanna be a teacher so I think it will be cool! I love film and I would love to major in it but it is such a hard place to work in because its so damn competitive

Im trying friend.

Thanks friend.

Thanks Shiro.

I hope so too friend.

Im trying fam..

I will. Thanks Shinoa

What are you getting surgery for?

Thanks friend.

Thanks Discount Megumin.
kek

Thanks Maki

>Activating Order 66
>Skeleton "Spooky" is now at code red!
>Beginning purge.

Taking a break from Bootywatch for a little bit, hey everyone.

Me too.

You too.

...

...

Hi... Were you here last 24-19 hours ago?

...

Thats right! Better make your own damn shit

Remove a section of my bowel and look for cancer/cause of pain/bleeding/weight loss.

...

>ultra-late response
>sorry

lying in bed being sick, what about you?

>Sinon

Lucky 7s means you are healthy
>ika

but, the dick is just made of blood. what dick could a skeleton have?

...

There's a cop SUV sitting outside my building, across the street...

Can we settle for a draw?
>
>obligatory REEEEEEEE
Anytime friend!
I was either sleeping or playing vidya
How are you, best squid?
>and always remember: the squid hunting manwhore is always watching

TRY HARDER YOU FUCK
Right? add some raisins or some honey? you got that literal orgasm in your mouth
Purge pls
sup lewd neighbor
>not making a simple sandwich for you ship
your a bad shipmate lol

>
Making sensei happy!

It's the fucking best. Would show you youtube vids but I fear it's spoilers

Allahu Ma'na, my friend

Nice

Sour about that sick, Im playing Destiny
Hope you feel better soon!

hide your CP

...

Sounds good to me.

IF IM GOING TO BE IN THE SHIP, I REFUSE TO BE THE BITCH

YOU'RE NOT HELPING

...

...

no i don't

Anytime love

...

...

i would like pepperonis on my pizza pls

i only make Hawaiian

>Checked.
I wish you luck friend. Hopefully they will find and fix any issues quickly.

kek. Thanks bro.

Y U SO MEAN?
kek

Thanks Shinoa.
>Although I have no clue what you said... kek

Too sweet

I'm so god damn lonely that it's soul crushing.
>Good thing I'm a skeleton and don't have a soul.

Well, I was diarrhea and vomiting all last night. I haven't truly slept and the food I have eaten was not solid. Only chicken broth and gelatin. I'm so hungry...

Missing Waifu Reportt:
Kotoura
Mirai
Asuka
Tenryuu
Yui
Kud (RIP?)
Mizore (Time of death: 12:07 AM)

Please notify me as soon as possible if you haven't seen a /waifu/ goer in past few days, they could be killded! And notify me if you see these /waifu/ goers at any time, or have seen them recently. Thank you for your time.

Not when youre looking like that!

I want to teach high school US history or government! High school kids may be dicks but they can at least take care of themselves and understand when they fuck up

Ima make two and eat both
Idk bout them raisins
But bananas
You right
Tou gonna ride bitch u gonna be bitch

>being nice means your the bitch
I would like baby loli, you got any?
I prefer "motivational" kek
>have some big tit kok
that is a good thing

Sounds like you need a warm bath

report*
fuck

Youre missing Tsuyu from that list mate

I saw him today, I suppose I should've put him as semi-rip, as he drops in rarely.