Be creative you guys
Be creative you guys
Fuck you.
Sex?
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pick one
"I see the death of one as a tragedy; the death of millions a mere statistic. I also enjoy strawberries."
It's 3am on a Thursday. What are the fucking odds she's awake?
Do butt stuff?
Roll
my penis likes your body
Hello, I see your name is Essie. My pet Iguana is also named Essie. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! LMAOOOOOOOOO. sorry I like to get electrified right before I cum on my Essie.
I’ve been looking for a sexy lady that I can spend tons of money on who can cuck me with big cock studs
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I’ve been looking for a sexy lady like you that I can spend tons of money on who can cuck me with big cock studs
What's the largest object you've inserted into your urethra?
rolling
rollin
"Your thighs remind me of chicken wings"
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reroll because fuck me
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ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEABUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME
XDDDDD
*fixes tie*
Sorry, that was my dog.
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winzip
WINRAR
between lorde, minaj, and bianca del rio who would you fuck
I like to put sweetcorn in my foreskin
doesn't fucking count when you roll 9 times
you liking the summer, fag?
Hitler, Ian Watkins and Josef Fritzl. Marry, kill and fuck. Go
What'll it take to turn you into a human slip n' slide?
Trips have spoketh
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Trips beat re-rolls
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HAVE U BEEN LOGGING MY KEYSTROKES WTF?!;
No reply yet
do you play runescape too?
wanna come over and play power rangers?
No shit, it's 3:50am.
Even #tinderislyf bitches be sleeping
OP just curious how attractive you are so i can get an idea of how fast she will reply to your sorry ass.
I hope you like inverted penises
Well seeing as OP is too much of a pussy.
"I'll be honest, I'm just looking for a casual sex hookup, you interested?"
And then mash some letters in your second reply, but hide cuck in it somewhere, say you dropped your phone.
>for example aasdasdcuckasad
XD
I was sitting in bed when I got the notification.
Wrong reply sorry for autism
>Shitty quick pic at pax
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A sharpie in the pooper is worth a dick in a tree
O shit whaddup
Rip me
Rip thread fucking cucklord
You have good balance
Have you ever read the Bible?