Ask a sadomasochistic Satanist and devil worshipper anything

Ask a sadomasochistic Satanist and devil worshipper anything

> no fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed

What's it like being 15 years old, and looking like youre 40?

Oh god, if fucking only this was a "Roast me" thread, it could be fucking gold, so, hows not getting any pussy?

I said no fucking trolls allowed

stupid atheist faggot

Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

How sharp is your edge?

Also trolling your ass doesn't make someone atheist or Christian retard.

>Atheist
For me to be Atheist I'd have to consider myself as such. Which I dont. I don't follow any movement of belief or disbelief.
Now answer the fucking question.
What's it like being an edgy, angsty teen, trapped in an old shit lords body?

Did your dad use lube or just go all roughrider on you?

>Genuine question

How have they not kicked you out of middle school yet?

Im a christians and I find this offensive!

What's about islamic trolls?

dubs spoken!

>took the b8
This is a repost from yday you faggots

It must be awful to have such low self esteem combined with no personality.


You should shoot yourself. In the head, need a closed casket because of that awful face. Not that anyone would be there to see it,

You post an ama everyday.

>Satanist
What do you think will happen in your afterlife?

You must be a faggot aren't you.

If you want to be technical, this guy has been posting pretty regular for quite some time now, troll or not.
Not just something from yesterday. YOU fucking faggot.

You look like a sexy ass beast.

Godly.

are you also skrillex?

>oldie but Goldie :^)

This is the face of a tortured soul after years and years of Christian brainwashing.

I have finally awoken from the false reality instilled by the Christian bible and found the truth in Satanism.

Worshiping ANYTHING is retarded.
Live only for yourself; but don't forget to make friends because they can come in handy sometimes.
(Not taking the bait he posts everday, just a little tip for a happy life)

wow!
Enjoy the afterlife ; )

How do you positively impact the world around you?

If you have not discovered or read the Satanic bible yet, then I pity your soul

I heard Freud made a time machine so he can solely masturbate to your image and your backstory why you ended like that

why did you kill those kids DAMIEN ECHOLS?

HAHAH my soul is fine bro. Yours has some obvious troubles.

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Get well Satan!

You are the definition of edgy bro.

@OP I need a response please.

Enlighten me with your Satanist sage-like knowledge plz

Satanist AND Devil worshipper, eh?

You sir, are doing it right.

How is your ritual cycle, when and where do you sacrifice?

kek

wtf is wrong with your skin retard

Nobody gives a fuck about you
Just fuck off and hang yourself already

Anton lafay one?

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LaVeyan or TST?

Funny thing is saten uses you as a pawn you are nothing but a toy . A pathetic vessel

Kek

PffffffffffffffffftBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Answer me, LaVeyan satanism or Temple?

Would you like to know the future?

I'm also gay :3

post pic with timestamp

Oh, we know.

(^-^)> You like it in the ass don't you? (^-^)/

Really because I read satanism is really just a ridiculously specific rule book about house manners.

How have you benefited?

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Post the entry from the satanic bible where it says you must wear eyeliner.

Fairly obvious.

Have you encountered any spirits

another fucking scalie, please impale your asshole on a metal rod and do a handstand on your house's roof during a storm.

Obviously you're trolls, but, there are numerous different kinds of satanism.

No I really wanna know about the eyeliner. What's the point in making the thread if you're just gonna call every question a troll and ignore it?

Hey FuckKnuckle OP, Do you not know the difference between LaVeyan and temple satanism?

you forgot the best part, faggot: "Im now the devil's favorite demon"