Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

Thanks user, I already feel step 2.
Keep hope

no thanks, just kill yourself already

No.

Why no hooker?

Trafficking and shit.

Are you actually afraid of women?

I'm afraid of people in general.

1. Y u no hookers, op?
2. I feel slightly better

Im a huge faggot
Im a huge faggot
Im a huge faggot

Apparently, I'm a huge faggot.

Shit nigga why haven't you got a prostitute yet?

Moral reasons. See above.

Do the following op,
>work out (lose some bellyfat get guns)
>go to old singles meetings (they exist)
>talk. The worst that could happen is you lose your spaghetti. Not too bad, shit happens.
Just give life another shot opie. It's not that bad

>>work out (lose some bellyfat get guns)

I work out every day.

>>go to old singles meetings (they exist)

I still hang around in student bars.

>>talk. The worst that could happen is you lose your spaghetti. Not too bad, shit happens.

That did happen a lot.

bump

What kind of wizard powers did you get?

Why do you smoke weed all day long?

Are you jewish?

I can throw fireballs at peasants.

Don't smoke weed. Not jewish.

bump

How do your looks rate 1 to 10?

Penis size?

Height?

Any Siblings?

How was your childhood?

What's your height and weight? Body type as well

What is there to be afraid of?

are you gay?

since i am a 24 year old kissless virgin, i don't feel better knowing that there are other loser s like i. But i feel better when i see men that have been royally screwed by their previous wives by taking their houses and money. I probably be single for my entire life, but i enjoy my life, do you? That's the biggest question, do you enjoy your life?

Everyones just going to ignore these quads?

keep this going for as long as possible and unlock powers unknown to man

>How do your looks rate 1 to 10?

6/10

>Penis size?

16 cm

>Height?

180 cm

>Any Siblings?

A younger sister

>How was your childhood?

Normal boring lower middle class childhood.

180 cm. 72 kg. Body type: pic related

whats your favorite pizza topping

It's just irrational fear.

A 1 on the Kinsey scale.

Whether I enjoy life or not depends primarily on my blood alcohol.

Parma ham and rucola.

>Parma ham and rucola.

Gayest pizza topping known to man.

No. I posted my body. Be happy with that.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet

mirin' them gains, bro. I guess maybe you should see a professional about this issue to get over the fear of talking and socializing.

32 year old kissless virgin here

I'm very socially awkward. I get so nervous around women that I physically can't speak. I'm worthless.

THE WIZARD COMES BEARING TRIPS

Yeah. I used to see a psychologist for depression. Didn't help much. What did help were fucking pills.

The failures and misery of other men bring me no pleasure. I hope the best for you and believe that you are capable of being better but you lack the true desire to motivate yourself. Take some time, think of who you are, who you want to be and finally think of how to cross the gap between yourself and him.

Thanks bro.

>student bars
No shit you're not finding any females, do you think early 20s girls want to go home with the creepy midlife guy hanging out in college bars? Get yourself some decent clothing, go to some nice bars and pay $10 a drink to hang out with people your age. Or better yet, do online dating. Single women at your age who haven't been married or have kids are getting desperate, as long as you aren't a total slob and seem like you have your shit together it can't be that hard to make progress with one of them

>Moral reasons.
>lame excuses

You do know the vast majority of hookers aren't underage Romanian orphans, right? Most are just college girls or young mothers who need extra cash.

fucking checked.

Where do you live that most hookers are college girls?

I am kind of working at a university (not for long though) and there are actually many people my age who frequent those bars. I also still pass for 25.

Sixes, now those are fucking quads!

Hope you're watching, slacker.

do you make over 60k a year OP?

Any large city in the western world.

I'm talking call girls/escorts here, not crackhead streetwalkers.

The best advice in one sentence. NEVER GIVE UP.

Life is not over you have more than 25 years to live , and thats a lot. Get your shit together and start living.

No. 35k a year. Soon to be unemployed though.

Same here bro and enjoying it.

Satanic quads listen to him young apprentice

But the best time is over. Young pussy is out of reach.

bump

I dunno dude, maybe community colleges. At good universities most of the girls are entitled bitches who have a plethora of daddy's money lying around. Plus they pretty much get to drink for free at the bars because of our fucked up courtship culture

Same here.

OP here hooker said no :(

OP here. Bullshit.

How?

Never had a girl interested in me. Simple as that.