Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

The trees are alive edition

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Kyouko claimed.

Britfag Maki Claim

You can definitely do it! Just start going for walks in downtime, 5 minutes is good enough every day.
Then, if your Carbs in < Carbs out you'll start to lose mass. And then you'll be able to start doing more strenuous exercise.

It's hot here too mang, but I leave my window open and got a fan so I can keep cool.

Fortunately there are no tree indoors.
Shiro claimed.

>claiming yume
>rattleman
hey pasta man

because you need food
cool, have fun
>rattle
im fine, kinda tired but thats just usual
what about you crazy legs one?

Akiko claimed

Well I'm starving and all out of food. Luckily I'll only have to hold out for another night and day

>The dream lives on

I will probuably be gone too
Good luck camping

>checked
Shiro mit Hut tut gut.
Was geht Kleinhutshiro?
Ah quite ok could use some coffee or legs irl but well nothing around
What are you doing playing overwatch with akiko and the others?
wha?
Get some food man or do you lost all your money?
Also how is your gamethingy going now?

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Oh? Where ya going?

I will for the most part.
>Rattle rattle

Legman.

This thumbnails-kun really is a special case that got to sling shit at those who tried to compliment him.

Heyo Legman, how are you?

>got to sling shit at those who tried to compliment him
kek.

The gamethingy is under review.
I don't have any food left mang. Normally I don't eat as much as I do now but we had no school this week so I had to ration a bit more then usual. I still had the same budget to buy everything. All I have left is breakfast cereal and some celery. Guess I'll eat those and just hold out until friday evening. Good thing I still have water and Overwatch to get me through

>legman
atleast thats better then legalien/legfiend/everything else

How are you two doing?
So its still going after your "nap"

I have to spend some time at the hospital
Dont worry, its nothing serious

>cereal
If you had Nestlé cereals (which I believe that are only sold in Portugal and Spain) you wouldn't mind eating those on any meal at all. God tier flavour, healthy and there's tons of variety.

But let's move on. Are you still on your hearthstone break? I don't remember when was the last time I played but I should get back to it, as a f2p player I can't drag these for too long.

To be honest I think legfiend is extremely cute.

Claiming Seaport Hime again.

>Are you still on your hearthstone break?
Yep, haven't played in almost a month by now, and I don't think that's gonna change anytime soon since Overwatch.

Doing good, heat aside, you?

unicorn :o

bad taste claimed

Not part pony, silly.

What? Yeah of course, they don't care much for it. They had a bunch of other things to look at the same time. They didn't make an issue worth mentioning out of it yet
Still wish I hadn't missed it though, but no use stressing over that now

it's your basic generic sweetened frosted flakes 2 kg pack. You think I have the money for niche brand cereal?

you remembered!
nothin just made food

you're upside down x_x
:p

i think of it as an insult but ok
yeah fuckin heat like 25°C over here at the weekend we will get 30+ again...
I hate it
Did you made pasta today?
ah alright
but you should still buy food and eat normaly

Ahh that's what i was worried about.
Well as long as you'll be back.
How long you going to be stuck there? Do you know?


Yeah i tried to commit some of the ship girls to memory. Yours has a reasonably distinct hat.

LUNA WAIFU FOR THE WIN!!!

>Megumin claim
EXPLOSION!

Obacht, der Baum hat deine Beine!
Ich versuche den Tag sinnvoll zu nutzen, indem ich ein gif mit Hut UND Bart verziere, aber es erweist sich als außerordentlich komplex.
Was geht bei dir?

pony c:

Yes, I have more of her if you'd like...

>Did you made pasta today?
Nah, I don't think I'll make pasta at all today, kek.

Hey Shiro, nice hat as always.

are you back? I was gone for 3 days, don't know what I missed :p

They timed the release well. Is a ranking system on overwatch active now? Are you going to try hard it or just play for fun?
Seems like this week brawl gives your minions stealth the turn they are played, got any idea for a combo other than the usual alarm-o-bot?

I guessed it, nestlé is costly but it's worth every single cent. Try to find someway to distract yourself from the food while at home, personally I eat more when I'm bored and when you go out you're definitely consuming more energy.

An insult? Well I never used it with that intention and I doubt anyone from here did.
>except maybe this guy

>reasonably distinct hat
>not noticing the 41cm twin cannons

Well, Hiya then i'm the new Megumin since the old one switched over to amatsukaze

Thanks Kyouko. I only have this one, but I like it, so it's fine.
How's it going?

Dat booty doe.

youtube.com/watch?v=mnK61zpLLp4

If that's a breast joke, look at my waifu

Not something i pay a ton of attention to.
Lol

nɟıɐʍ ɹnoʎ ɯıɐlɔ oʇ ʎɐʍ lɐǝɹ ʎluo ǝɥʇ
Omg der Baum!
Ja ganz ok es wird wämer d.h. mir geht es schlechter sonst alles super.
>Hut UND Bart
Dafür wird es super
Und schon Tentens haarige Beine umgesetzt?
thats heresy!
my existenc is an insult for him or something along that line
hey nagato show me your legs for a ridiculous evaluation

ah that's what I meant, rip old megu ;-;

Probuably till monday

>Is a ranking system on overwatch active now? >Are you going to try hard it or just play for fun?

Ranked is still not active, I don't think I'm gonna play ranked at all, I don't really see Overwatch as the ranked type of game, maybe I'll change idea tho.

>got any idea for a combo other than the usual alarm-o-bot?
Combo? Mmm... I bet aggro shaman with windfury minions works wonderfully in that, Dust Devil and Zap-o-matic with Rockbiter, kek.

I'm doing good, it's just too hot and it's making me a bit dizzy, but it's survivable.
What about you?

Hey, I can't eat pasta everyday!

Just a question to the mods, my pony waifu is on topic, so does that mean I can keep from being banned so long as I keep it in this thread?

>evaluate

Nagato is equipped with 41cm twin cannons

>Load gif
>Add Layer
>Put beard on layer
>copy layer for every Frame
>fix beard on some Frame
>copy layer to all Frames paßt that
I remember gif editing being manageable might be remembering wrong though

I gotta believe in myself!
Also I think you're waifu is super qt

if pasta boi can do it you can do it too
thats good but I need more to make an accurate evaluation

is this better?

hey frogger, how r u? :o

Yep.

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Oh well. Trial by fire I figure.

How many horsefuckers does the waifu claim thread normally see?
Aside from me that is, I pop my head in every now and then but never see any other ponies.

A fine pair of cannons, can't stress that enough

I Mustasch you a question. Thanks for showing me Woodkid, ended up downloading his entire discography.
youtube.com/watch?v=QfYOWadCKSo

Jesus did he actually say that to you? He is just the biggest tsundere of the thread and he loves you the most.

Why not? Not balanced? I have barely seen gameplay from it to judge by myself.
>yes I live under a rock
But truth be told hearthstone doesn't really look like the kind of game where competitive is enjoyable due to it's random nature and I still like it.
>dust devil
That's a great idea, I feel sorry for whoever this works against.

Those are some good thighs.

That sucks.
I hope all goes well

...I still don't know what that means
I see now cannons.
Only large breasts.
And some other shapelyness thanks to that picture.
And that one

>Rattle rattle

>Rattle rattle

...I don't remember doing that twice... Maybe i'm going crazy.

youre breaking 2 rules then
bout a few

hey its tsuyu
yes
now for a perfect score get one with tights and we are good to go
I don't know that was just my assumption

Best type moon claimed

>you should still buy food and eat normaly
I don't think you know what "no money" means
I have nothing left to spend right now. It's nearing the end of the month

Luna from dota 2 is better

Yea I have no money to spare no matter how good it is. Right now I'm drinking a lot of water and playing vidya to distract me

Also check out this pic I found
>it's an OniAi outro reference
youtu.be/_IclF2b2BN8
>pic related
Also relevant to

They will still ban you
As far as i know there is one regular
So do i

Motherly waifus are best

>if pasta boi can do it you can do it too
But I have to eat something that isn't pasta sometimes, like pizza!
>Great legs in that pic

Nah, I think the game is perfectly balanced.
I don't know, I just feel like competitive on OW is weird, maybe that's just me.

>due to it's random nature
Yes, I love when Knife Jugglers win me the game at turn 3 thanks to random juggles :^)

>That's a great idea
Aggro is always a great (and cancerous) idea

Heyo Shiki.

that's heresy.

Maybe they'll show. And at this point I could care less if they ban me, so fuggit. PONIES FOR EVERYONE!!

They really are the best.

Herje, das hab ich ganz vergessen, und leider hab ich nur etwas abartige Bilder von Tenryuu. Hättest du einen spezifischen Wunsch oder soll ich einfach eins suchen?

Yea, it's gonna be hella hot this weekend, so I guess I'll keep the blinds shut and go full hikki.

No. Kys. Luna a shit.

Now that would be full pleb mode, as I want the beard to match the movement of cute little shiro, so it has to have a bit of a delay early, then go higher after her head reaches the highest position and wiggle back down afterwards. I'm having a hard time making it look natural.

hey its them
oh I seem to missread something
how are you doing lil froggy?
yeah pizza is always great
>nice legs too

I'm good. Need to go to the store to get stuff though.
Not good at doing that. Oh well
How about you?

No problem, been a while since I've listened to Mogwai.
More melodic stuff from Mustasch though.
youtube.com/watch?v=xtWBiX527sk

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nimm irgendeins

What's the general attitude towards bronies in the WCT?

Up to anything Syndra?

You have good taste.

Doing great! How about yourself leg alien?

Gogogooo!! Gotta getchu some great deals. Get all the food.

Frog
Hi Kyouko
Hey it's you!

How is everyone?

haruko haruhara Claimed My waifu!

youtu.be/i3ifkYoVV4c

I'm doing great, how are you moon moon?

>Tsuyu

You definitely can. I believe in you!
And thanks, frog lady a cute too

Srangers everywhere

>CANNONS

hmmm give me a second i'll see what i can do

doing good but it will be hot on the weekend so I might melt soon

Besdies you, only one other legitimately. I suspect that the others do it for keks.

Nothing interesting, just playing some WoWs now and listening to whatever fits the ship im playing.
What are you up to?

Heh thank you! Tsuyu

Heyo frog.

youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

Just casual tiredness, got done with my exam and it went "alright", at least I hope so.
Shouldn't have pulled the all-nighter in order to study though.

I approve this pic even before watching the ED.

You assume wrong, he is the type of guy that doesn't give a fuck even if he likes or dislikes something and I'm pretty sure he likes you.

>pizza!
Is it true that patrician Italian pizza uses a really thin layer of dough?
>competitive on OW is weird
Can't agree or disagree since I only watched like 5 mins. of gameplay, but it's gonna be hard for me to at least understand why if you can't give me a reason.
>jugglers
youtube.com/watch?v=wYHSyeW1Qgc
0:36, this game is all about skill.

I like that.
youtube.com/watch?v=e1yKz_QZ8PE

I know this feel all to well.

Hiya there~

>Tsuyu

Oh there they are.
Lol
Eventually! i will.

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Ponies deserve better than pretenders you know. I feel bad for the guys who blindly hate on horsefuckers (although if someone tries something and it isn't their pace that's fine too)

Out of curiosity, what is the other pony waifu who frequents this thread?

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>wows

hey i have that game! add me!

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