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The female cop got fired and a year in prison suspended for three years on probation.

No she didn't! The only country to give suspended sentences is the UK because they are to scared to offend the EU with over sentencing.

Also Sage.

Oh and I got kinda a raging hard-on.

I think the redhead needs to be searched again. Looks like she's carrying around some crack with her.

Clever troll or just an idiot?

>I think the redhead

she spent allot of time searching her cavity.

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Ive seen this video before and still have no idea what the fuck happened. Did he try to start the car , then it exploded ?

we've had suspended sentencing since before the EU, the US also has suspended sentences

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if i remember right guy wanted to kill himself so he lit his car on fire then pussied out. Cops were there because someone reported he was suicidal or something like that.

what happened?

lol everyone took off in a hurry

1/3

>inb4 mixtape bullshit

tranny cop sexually assaults woman

ok?

2/3

fking lol'd

dude either passed out with foot on gas or is on meth

I think the brakes stopped working

White masters forced nigger slave into roleplay!

3/3

All aboard the nope-train

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nerve gas

>when the car just ain't defrosting fast enough

wat

she goes from ass to pussy instead of the other way around. have fun with your infection.

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FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE

I remember when this happened
It's a Texas state trooper
It happened not far from me
The whole problem with this is the fact she did
not change gloves after penetrating the mother and the daughter.
She also penetrated anal and vaginal without changing gloves

:DDD

Think about what that says about her personal hygiene.

At least they actually do this. Boner restored

what in the actual fuck

4/3

In the US, it's legal to kill people if you're a cop. That guy walking had just pointed menacingly at another officer earlier and didn't stop when asked so he got run over.

can't pit for shit

>penetrating the mother and the daughter

Tx cops are the worst. I had a cop call a female cop to search my wife after we was stopped and the chick cop gloved up and gave my wife the ol credit card swipe to the vag

Trust US cops to go overkill in everything they do.

this is the funniest shit i've seen in a long goddamn time
i feel like he went to light a cigarette and was covered in gas, or his car was or something

Tell me more

that poor guy's window. all he wanted to do was joyride through town and endanger everyone's lives :(

This isn't the right part 3 nigger

>oh my hands are up
>still on the gas
why are people so stubborn?

Did not change gloves between finger-banging the two perps.

More like the 5 police cars they trashed. Including the full frontal when he was already standing

why did nigga not tryin to get away ?
he does the salmon, the fish outta water,right next to the car

I live in the southern US. Still think that clip is fucking lunacy.

>pointed
...what? A gun? His finger? Muh dick? Gun I could maybe possible kind of see that reaction not being utter batshit insanity... maybe.

do you think they got pregnant?

That is a really nice truck. I wish they were available as Diesel.

I think he thinks hes on fire

Murica? Seems murica. Very first world.

Dude, why do you assume the cops are in the right, automatically? Maybe the truck's gas pedal was stuck the whole time and he actually couldn't stop and was panicked. Did you think of that? The guy in the truck wasn't the one ramming his car into people, that's the cops.

>truck stopped
>cop tries to open door
>other cop slams the door shut with his truck

This

>trashed
>huge metal bumpers on the front, made to ram cars with
sure bud

I cant see it clearly but it would be funny if he had hit the face of the boy on the ground accidentally

Love how the dumbfuck gets back in the car AFTER it blows.

its not about pregnant...what if 1 had an std ? what if one had another kind of infection and it was shark week ? and ass first then puss ? from a female cop ? wtf ?

DAMN NIGGA GOT FUKIN MARIO'D

>Murica? Seems murica. Very first world.

It happened in Texas. The American South is somewhere between a developing nation and a third world country.

I'm glad you're not a cop. Society wouldn't last two seconds with a bunch of a pussies in charge wondering "what if" and not taking the most direct actions possible

I paid for the quick wash

i think she was trying to melt off some ice around the gas tank

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she also didn't change the gloves between the women. she's disgusting.

>women

"Pointed menacingly at a cop and didnt stop so he got killed".

Right. Stuff like that makes me glad I don't live in Murristan.

It wasn't around here so I don't know, just what I read on the intertubes. Honestly, the cops just make shit up after the fact. I've had friends who were cops and they say the same shit candidly. As a cop you know where the line is and if you cross it you know how to move the line in hindsight and what to say to clear yourself.

>The American South is somewhere between a developing nation and a third world country.

fucking lost

Unless that entire carwash is built on a downhill slope I don't think that's the problem.

This is actually the cop from the video. Some user here claimed to be cousins with him und uploaded the pic as proof.

Dude filming stright noted the fuck out

> taking the most direct actions possible

Ok smartass, so if by that logic, I better pump you full of lead before you do anything, even if you haven't done anything yet, right?

Moral of the story dont run from cops you wont get your shit fucked up

löl

My Dad owns a Toyota Tundra, it's pretty confortable.

I always thought the smoking part was kinda cool, but i would never be pretentious enough to buy it.

>bartender light cigar and puts it in front of you

Seems pretty cool dog

GIT Dayown NAYOW Git DAYOWN NAYOW

I would ask him to make me a dirty sanchez

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This needs a jojo roundabout edit

If you like the taste of an ashtray.

Fucking Georgia

i watched this too many times
i think my favorite part is where she blows on it, right after ignition
as if blowing on it would do anything but make it worse
>womyn

He's suicidal so yeah

All cops are nazis and should be shot on sight.

You'd probably have to invest a day's salary anyway.

love the drivers facial expression, he is propably just thinking "his life and decides to try suicide"

Imagine while hes going through all this preparation, making the smoke and all that shit, and you're just sitting there like a boss, gently rubbing your cock through your dress pants, watching the pleb serve you

futures cop and judge

english.exe stopedd working. my english is fucking broken

This is so fucking brutal. It's actual cringe. I hope they could fix her nose so it looked like before.

>It's only a good day if you see the fear in their eyes

>Trying to pit a full sized pickup truck with a Charger in a heavily-populated area
Jesus, cops are fucking stupid

I've seen the full video with audio. The guy is bullying a blind kid so someone steps in while everyone watches.

Oh this guys got a bat and i ain got shit. Let me fuck with him.
Fucking idiots man