my first user text story
>show up to class late
>teacher asks why your late, because ur always on time
>tell teacher that you were at the bus stop and 7:50
>she dont believe you
>tell teacher that she dont know about your life
>>she tells you to go to office
>walk out doors, and head home for vacation
My first user text story
what do u guys think
0/10, story lacks a potato
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very funny keep them up my dude
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wtf ??
i got dubs haha
LOL, TOP KEK DUDE
ZOZZLE
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lol TOP GUAC
how did you autists not see this thread is bait
doublesdoubles
checked
bait?
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this isnt even bait this is cancer
my friend said this was a good user text story and i should post it ?
also good doubles bro
cancer
im out
do u want another one i can make more
user tries to go to bed
>sweating
>lay down for 5 minutes hoping you will fall asleep
>get out of bed because your bed is hotter then the room is
>toss and turn for 30 minutes
>get back up only because your mutt is barking to go out
>told my mom i couldnt sleep, said i dont know if il wake up good
>"your going to school user"
>wake up at 8am, and cry
show me your genitals or fucketh off
um why
do it pussy you won't
maybe but do u like my new user story
ZOZZLING ATM
also good doubles i checked them
send me nudes and i'll like your story
u send me a naked first
wow triples can i check them if they are mine
Dont say you. This isn't me in the story. Refer to yourself as I and me
thx and i wanted to make it more relatable but i will do this now thx
Make more OP
>wake up at 8am, and cry
Lord of the Cucks: >take an english unit called physcopaths
>teacher tells class to take an online test for fun
>user takes the test
>gets perfect score
>kid in class starts asking questions about murder
>user tries to look cool
>user says he once had a plan to stab a guy in the streets
>kid in class asks what the worst thing he could do was
>user says he could mix ammonia and bleach in a water bottle, throw it in a classroom and run out the door with a ski mask
>user gets a knock on his door the next gay
guess who it was?
>POLICE
Thats a nice pepe
Mind if I save it?
no u got doubles so u can have it
Thanks
Good story would zozzle/10
TOP ZOZZLE
wow doubles
do u guys like my user stories
Pointless story, OP. You type like a nigger that didn't pay attention in English class. I know this is the internet and you can type like a nigger, but at least have some clarity Jesus christ.
wtf im not even a black person also that is rude
Woah something on Sup Forums is rude
Woah
>Go on Sup Forums because I have no life
>See user post a story
>user story is shit and he writes like a nigger
>Proceed to ignore it and kill myself
ok good kill urself ur a dick any ways fuck you my user stories are good
OH and u cant get doubles
These are good stories guys stfu
user tells someone to kill himself
And says he being a filthy nigger is rude
Fuck off user you're a fag
stfu ur a fag ur stories r shit
>be me 14
>be late in the evening
>Go home after a movie
>its already dark
>get on a bus
>see creepy guy sitting at the other end of the bus staring at me
>pretend not to see him
>he keeps staring
>he gets up
>stumbles to me while mumbling weird stuff in many different languages
>comes closer, start to panic
>other passengers pretend nothing is happening
>im freezed, help me
>creepstareguy gets in front of me
>touches my leg
>fucking sits on me
>"uh sir could you please get down?"
>start to bone
>weirdestboner.jpg
>creepstareguy wont get off me
>starting to grind on me
>ohhhyes.jpg
>came
Thats a good story though
wow cool
half of it was real
>Be 13
> At summer camp
> Go into a river to swim
>See guide flirting with girls
> guide is a friend of my dads
> ask guide what he's doing
>just chatting with the girls
> girl leave
> i tell guide i love him
> guide fucks me hard under the moon