ITT:

ITT:
>Things you say during a school shooting
"Let me get my care package!"

"damn gun control, I could save the cheerleaders if I had a gun right now, they would worship me and sex me and I would be a hero... splat........ack"

"IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO"

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"EVERYONE ON THE DAMN GROUND, I AM GONNA FUCKING KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS!!"

"Oh hey Jimmy you were shooting up the school today too?"

I'm only here for 30 seconds!

Play sound effects from quake and unreal tournament

"At least you're getting out of gym"

"I know it's sexual assault, but I wanna die happy!"

nice dubs and nice idea

"ARE YOU FUCKING DEAD YET!"

Well I was gonna shoot up this place but the sign outside says I can't. Sorry guys the rampage is cancelled.

"School's out"
"Knock knock"
"Lesson Plan: Mass Murder"
"I can run 100 meters in 11 seconds.... can you?"

the bullet can

Allah Ackbar

Hey guys? Wanna take a hit?

I bet this scrub can't even 360 no scope.

>sings softly

If I could save time in a bottle... the first thing that Id like to do.. is to save everyday, till eternity passes away just to spend them with you! but there never seems to be enough time, to do the things you want to do, once you find them..

wtf.

all those gets

>nice

Will this be on the test?

PLAYING DOOM IS WHY YOUR SHOT PERCENTAGE IS TERRIBLE. PLAY A GAME WITHOUT AIM ASSIST.

You fucking normies spilled ky chocolate milk!!!
>initiate reeeeeeeee while unloading a ppsh

god bless

this is a fuckin legendary gets thread.

ITS TIME FOR JACK TO LET 'ER RIP!

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ITT: social rejected faggots

>"HEY, AT LEAST IT'S PIZZA DAY."