Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Go fuck yourself with love

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Claimed Yuuki

Thank you C.C.
Have a crossover
>
You don't give a shit about it? I'd be scared if I had a tornado alert kek
Have a (you)
Hope that'll help ya~
That's better! :D
Thank you kind user
Was done playing Overwatch
Why salty friend?

Yee

claim still alive

kagami claimed!!
yeah....the oatmeal isn't juicy lol, but i like adding apple slices to my oatmeal!!! so you can look forward to that lol

...

I'm gonna go eat potatoes

Fubuki claimed

still here

and

cool i like those 2 and lately overwatch world of warships and tanks. Also thinking about getting total war warhammer

Premiere is RIP sad life oh well

Rikka claiming in a cute thread

Bro that's how you get the itis

Mmm

>boops the bookey

Why are all Yuno claimers saltier than cooks?
Boi

Just reposting the shitty song me and my shitty band made
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Britfag Maki Claim

Are you staying with Swiss family or are the Army putting you up somewhere?

Should do. I'm the type that won't take an aspirin no matter how bad I am. I just get on with it

I'm glad you enjoy these crossovers this much but I would always be a million times happier with my character doing a cosplay than the other way around.

Bedtime claim. Have another chicken nugget before bed!
Also good night fam

I FUCKING DELETED ALL THE THINGS I WAS REPLYING TOO
FUCK

im sorry.

>nyanpasu.

Fubuki.

I just started watching GATE!
I love it.

Hey shinoa, what's up? :)

Goodnight and sleep well.

clmd

Best feeling ever.

>I had to look up what "the itis" is

Hey Rikka!

Claiming Lilly Satou unless already claimed

It sucks

Fuukin close to quads mang. My grandparents live here, so I've got it all fixed up

Døy og bli født på ny.

Hi Nagato! How's it going?

>Fubuli

...

Akiko claimed

Milinda claim.
>I am kill

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Come again?

Typo, I meant
>fubuki

Season 2 gets dark though.
>poor Tuka
Sup OG bun
Thats a cute fish
Not yet Mili. Still need to ruin that F350 driver.

Home at last

I know it's only been four hours since I last posted but I feel obligated to check in and ask how everyone is doing

You're waifu is mine now, pal. I'll take good care of her and be sure to fill up her pussy every night.

sounds good i need overwatch and total war aswell. going to take my dog now so ill be back in a bit thanks for talking to me makes me feel cool lol.

Hey Milinda!

Porkchops with mac and cheese? Hm never had that combo

boi just you wait

Destiny has its bullshit moments stacking up on me

Because you touch yourself a night

Usual destiny grind, how are you friend?

...

Not even trips pal.
>Not even trips guy either

Rory-sama

Claiming Mitsuru
Also, solid picks from all of you lads especially

Die and be reborn.

'Sup qt Death loli?

Hey Yuuki!

Hey friendwhats going on? I was so worried last night

Reminder that Kyouko belongs to thumbnail-kun.

Fubuki
Nice claim, user
And I'm the type of person who'd forget to take his medicine even if my life depended on it
I just happened to find the picture
I'm not even sure if there's a pic of Amatsu cosplaying. But if there is, I don't think I'd have it in my folder
Mili! How did it go?
How about no?
>
>dubs
I never tried it but when I saw friends playing it, it looked boring to me

people never claim lilly despite being platinum tier

Boi

Watching some jojo atm. You?

Forgive me for Watching the best anime ever

Oh

peace man and idk how it makes you feel cool but good i guess

reminder ~

h-huh??? t-thanks lol, im confused....

>original comebacks
>Ms Vegetable
Why am I not surprised
Just got to work early.
For no reason.
>booking of 10 hasnt shown yet
>wasnt a real booking anyway
Jojo is amazing for the music. I listen to Stand Proud on the bike.

Oh, Sorry
Thought you smashed your face on the keyboard

cute

I'm always one or two off Gets. Feels bad man.
At least you're staying with family, and I suppose you've not seen them for a while~~

Bridal waifu best waifu

Hello Renge, how was work(?)

Kek
I'm just stubborn af

This is disgusting, please never post anything so obscene again

How's your day been DM?

I think I saw someone claim her a couple times before but it's never anyone consistent. But yeah, pretty much all KS waifus are golden.

I'm doing well, glad to be off work. Never did play Destiny, how is it?

Kagami always a cute

Glad to see you back friend, took me a while to fall asleep worrying about you.
(fire emoji)
I woke up about half an hour ago, plan on trying to finish FMA: Brotherhood today. How was work?

Obligatory claim.

before i go, it got here yesterday

Yeah. Literally best girl. Rin is pretty great as well though

thanks!! so are you user!!!

How's it going friend?

Which is..?

Its a mix between borderlands and halo however its a major grindfest behind RNG, you'll need the paitence of a saint or autism to get through the grinding for gear you want

That vegetable thing stil dont make sense to me

See my top most reply cause Im lazy to retype it

yea I always get a boner

Nah fam, he is already ruined enough...

Hey Yuuki!

Just woke up. Im alright now. Sorry if I worried you.

It went alright. I have officially died though. My heart stopped for 45 seconds...

Hey Shinoa.

Thanks Shiro. My apologies for making you worry...

Hand.

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Why are you confused, new friend?
I see kek
It's been pretty fun! Played OW with some /waifu/ bros
How was yours?
I can already tell this game isn't for me~
Do you like it?
I though death was when there's no cerebral activity D:
Glad you're here friend!

Aye, it's been once every year until now. Also I'm gonna head to bed, real tired and got some training to do tomorrow

if we're being completely honest yuuko needs to be an optional path. Pick up Kenjis sloppy seconds

oh...i um, i forgot it was all a dream.....

I love the pillermen theme

The boondocks

It's really good to see you alive dude

Amatsukaze!

Goodnight birb.
Sweet dreams~

Thanks Smuggles. Got my camera up and running completely!

I never played D&D. Before

>shinoa

Its going alright just about to get DK 64 on the Wii U I just need something to keep me occupied I love Overwatch but I want a adventure game

No no dont apologize man I am just glad you are okay

Night
>shinoa

well i got did half of it
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Short answer: Yes I like it
Long answer: Jesus the bullshit in this game pisses me off but I got over 1k hours logged into this

Gold.

i thought lillys was kinda boring seeing how theres little to no conflict, but some of the best art and
h-scenes

How goes the day Akiko?
It's fine man, you already know I'm a person that worries for others a bit too much.
He's quite the lyrical spiritual individual. Truly the hottest underground rapper right now.

>I have officially died though. My heart stopped for 45 seconds...

What the hell happened?!

I used to watch it pretty regularly. Couldn't really get into it much

Overwatch is hella fun, never played any of the DK games.

That sounds solid! If I enjoyed OW enough to shell out the cash for it I'd probably do the same. If anybody is playing anything else I'll join, especially next week when I've got loads of time. Work's been good enough, just kinda slow.

I mean yes, but if that's the case then I'm rooting for Meiko milf route.

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Been playing through Borderlands with one of the Tomokos recently, actually, since I never got around to it. It's pretty fun - I almost never play FPS games, but it's not bad with friends.

Work wasn't bad, just a slow day. Ready for the 3 day weekend coming up after tomorrow. Also Shiro, never did actually watch either of the FMA series but did read the manga and it was fantastic. How are you both?

This game is pure suffering as a solo player

I bet he is, you'd be a sort of local hero with your flights and service.
I prefer Sono Chi No Sadame over that one though.
Im playing some Pathfinder tonight with some lads.
>I use your filenames
>In my mind Gasai looks like a name for a vegetable
>So you are Ms Vegetable
At least Im classy with my namings.

>

Absolutely.

That makes no god damn sense
>classy
No boy, theres no such thing as original in this day of age

I'm all like "I'll be fine my body'll fix it".
Same reason I didn't go to the hospital when I fell off my motorbike kek

I've been alright, bit tired and had headache all day but had good keks with the /waifu/ boys on Overwatch

>hand interactions

You know it
If only...

Playing Overwatch with the bois

True it can get a little boring at parts but it's still the one I got first and prefer to this day. Something tells me Lilly's path and art was made first based off the quality of the art and all

Was just playing with ya~
How are you doing today? Got any briefs?
It's going pretty good fellow ship girl

>lewd

Best type moon claimed

True. Close enough for me though. Im not try hard enough to go full dead... kek

Thanks friend. Glad to be alive. kek

Thanks man.
>I really am sorry though.

Yeah. Me too. Thanks for worrying about me.
>Seen Mirai around by any chance?

Doctors realized last night that my internal bleeding had not stopped and was getting bad. Went into emergency surgery and my heart stopped for a bit from blood loss and shock. They fixed me up though. Im alright now.

Plus he kinda died at the accident scene. He was ejected into my windshield. I wont sue or anything. I couldn't do that to his family.

All your waifus are belong to me!

oh!! lol
nawww, just more flying....im doing good!!! thinking if i should fix my car or not....
how about you megu-
amatsu....

Not yet, I plan on doing that later.

Ouch, where do you work?

Just dropping in to let you guys know I'm gonna go workout now, see you later.

Done with Overwatch, was pretty fun, got to hear some people from here.