Sup Forums I convinced my sister I have depression and I'm going to try to guilt trip her to have sex with her...

Sup Forums I convinced my sister I have depression and I'm going to try to guilt trip her to have sex with her, hopefully within these next few days. Any tips?

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Have you tried killing yourself?

Shower. Be clean shaven or neatly trimmed. Use hardly any cologne. Brush your teeth and floss. Stay hydrated.

See if she enjoys urethral insertions.

>just the tip

More info. She's gay, 19, and this won't be the first time I brought it up

As a depressed user with three hot sisters, you're scum, be an hero. If you're sisters are into it, it's whatever, degeneracy, but whatever, manipulating your family particularly in a cynical self serving way like that is fucking shitty. If you wanna fuck your sister ask her about it like a proper inbred hillbilly, if she says no get the fuck over it.

Thinking of recording and posting results

sauce on girl in gif?

Luke? Katie thinks you are pathetic.

Kill yourself, faggot. Op is best an hero

second this

suicide is always an otption

Shae Summers.

this

thank you kind sir.

samefag

Don't use protrction and finish in her by "accident"

Also start beating off into her dirty panties

But I'm really depressed. And I did ask "properly" a couple years ago and was denied and we pretended it never happened. Now that I'm depressed I think I'll ask her again.

Fucking normies ITT. Post results either way OP use the same gif when/if you do.

Just understand going in she WILL tell everyone at some point and she will make you the bad guy when she does. Any relationship you have with family and friends will be destroyed.

What makes you so sure. I'm sure that it would be a secret till we die

Will do user

this. women will usually try to ruin you after a bad breakup, and always during a divorce. i can only imagine the shit she'll do to ruin your reputation and relationships once she gets caught or needs a way to vent her anger at you

I don't see her ever doing that. It's a secret she'd take to the grave

and how the fuck do you know this? people are inherently shit at keeping secrets, and women are especially guilty of this when it comes to guys they've fucked/dated. she WILL tell someone, eventually. and even if she doesn't try to ruin you, someone else will. you can try to rationalize your naive trust in her, but you're only deluding yourself.

You could always say it was her word against yours. Alcohol is a good place to start, you could always blame it on the booze if you get rejected or if you luck out, job done.

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I think I'd have a lot better of an idea than you rando

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She knows I don't drink, I'm just going to straight up ask over text like last time

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I hope op is Luke

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More captions like this one

your funeral, but post results yeah?

>over text
>text
Fuck this I'm out. Thought you where cereal OP.

How else would i do it?

anyone have the rest?

>this won't be the first time I brought it up
I'll bite... Tell me the story.

One day while I was horny as hell I decided to ask her over text if she'd have sex with me. I had already been regularly jacking it to incest porn (and I also fucked my mom but that's a while not nother story) I told her I had to tell her something important and private and that we could pretend it never happened. So I asked her for sex... then I put the phone down because my heart was beating and I was worried about how shed respond. It was a long no basically. She wasn't mad or anything. We pretend like it never happened.

Having already asked her once I feel it will be easier to ask again and for some reason I feel like she'll be more open minded now than before.

>and I also fucked my mom
user, you've already fucked your mother. You should be set on family fucking. Who else will you want to fuck once you fuck your sister? Your father? Do you have a twink brother too?

You're being selfish, user. Go fuck your mother and let your sister go about her life, don't maker her into a loser like you.

We'll I'm not too proud of that one. On one hand I got to live out a fantasy (she answered her bfs phone call while in doggy, sooo hot) but on the only hand I wasn't really attracted to my mom very much. I'd give here 3 or 4/10... but meh easy sex.

Now my sister.. I'd give her 6/10 and she's a lot younger than my mom. It would be amazing.