ITT: Anons name a superpower and other Anons limit that power.
I'll start
>immortality
ITT: Anons name a superpower and other Anons limit that power
Only while on Sup Forums
Immortal but you don't stop aging
Intense, constant suicidal thoughts
Telekinetic power to physically control all aspects of cinnamon
But only when around someone attempting the cinnamon challenge
No penis.
Complete immunity to disease
The ability to get dubs at any time
Always have an annoying cough
But noone ever sees your dubs and comments about them.
Can never get anything higher
The power to do anything at any time
Ability only works for the third Quoted posting
No interest in doing anything
While also doing something you hate.
The ability to remove myself from space and time and re-enter
Only applies when on planets other than Earth.
But I have the power to develop interests
But you're a nigger.
You always renter at the worst moment of your life
But I have the ability to do anything
Including go to other planets and not die
A man who controls milk blocks off your neural pathways, causing you to go comatose
Yeah. ONLY when not on Earth, dumbass
>Misfits
But you're a nigger
You don't have control over what happens
When outside of spacetime you reside on the elemental plane of minor annoyances, where nothing is quite right e.g. you constantly stub your toe, everything smells vaguely of farts, any gravy you try to make will always go lumpy, etc.
But you're not interested in making that happen.
This is actual hell, not just some plane.
So I just have to get a weather balloon and a space suit
Your limit is immortality, you have to watch all your loved ones, friends and family die as you live on, just to make new friends and do it again, until eventually you learn to stop making friends and live a solitary life
But You still die.
I have the ability to un-niggerify myself
>Truly the most powerful ability of all
I have the power to rule the world entirely. No rebel risings, absolute military power, etc
That's not really limiting it as much as it is completely canceling it out
Immortal, but you exist only in 3 year old's imaginations.
Web shooting
You get to pick one, not all.
Fucking nigger.
You'd have to get to another planet. He did say when ON other planets
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i would have said only if balls deep in a brony
Everyone constantly despises you, not to the point of uprising, but on the verge of it, the world is falling apart, because people fuck with your shit the time because they hate you so much
But it doesn't work at all.
You're the only person on the world
??????
>One
>All
>Arbitrary definitions of what a single power is
>Omnipotence fits in to one word
Separation is an illusion nigger
ability to control symbiote without any ill effects to my mental or physical health.
no weaknesses to extremes
Not very good; I want to watch the world burn
The world you are on is the moon.
But you don't know how to shot it
Able to see the future of events just by thinking of the action performed.
These two are cheeky little cunts.
You become a retarded block of cheese.
damn
well how do i shot web?
All actions are things that result in bad things happening to you.
you cant control the raging boner the symbiote is eternally jamming up your ass
to have godlike powers
Superpower:
>My penis can become erect
Eventually, over time, because the symbiote realizes it dosent affect you, it eventually abandons you and will eternally hunt you down
The ability to witness these dubs
Only while aids infested niggers rape you.
Kek
They dont work.
but only for your wife!
while only thinking gay stuff
Spawn is now real and wants to kill you
>Nigga you dead
But no one else can see the dubs.
god damn it
They only work on things half your size
Your dick is still half an inch long
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get out of the thread you autistic moron
The god that your powers are based off of has no powers.
I can control my own place in time, forwards or backwards, without it affecting my age, physical wellbeing, or mental sanity
Shit just noticed my dubs checkem
the ability to read.
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You can only use it or one hour at a imw nd every other time you use it, it has the opposite effects
Ie negative effects on physical and mental health, weaknesses to anything
The ability to manipulate marsupials
but then how would he be a god in the first place?
The power goes away after you use it once, leaving you trapped in the new time
Only from your dick after pumping it.
but you have to be matt smith?
Can only use powers once, and only during christmas.
You can only read cereal boxes
Will never be remembered and can never be acknowledged by those in the parallel dimensions that you visit.
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But you die everytime you do it.
They will always try to eat your face when you stop manipulating them, and you cannot tell them to kill themselves
These dumb niggers who just dont understand the game
Just saying "Hurr durr it doesn't work" isnt the fucking point
You are meant to cleverly change the context to make the powers useless or bad
Just saying "Lol they dont work" or "It kills you" makes you a retard
How he got there has nothing to do with the power he yields. Maybe his dad died.
You become a screwdriver.
Marsupials are immune to manipulation
the ability to not be a fag.
but you can only do so in order to get more repeating digits
The power to make people like me
The power expand dong whenever I please.
kek
Only when there are no screws within a mile of you.
But you still get on Sup Forums.