ITT: Anons name a superpower and other Anons limit that power

ITT: Anons name a superpower and other Anons limit that power.
I'll start
>immortality

Only while on Sup Forums

Immortal but you don't stop aging

Intense, constant suicidal thoughts

Telekinetic power to physically control all aspects of cinnamon

But only when around someone attempting the cinnamon challenge

No penis.

Complete immunity to disease

The ability to get dubs at any time

Always have an annoying cough

But noone ever sees your dubs and comments about them.

Can never get anything higher

The power to do anything at any time

Ability only works for the third Quoted posting

No interest in doing anything

While also doing something you hate.

The ability to remove myself from space and time and re-enter

Only applies when on planets other than Earth.

But I have the power to develop interests

But you're a nigger.

You always renter at the worst moment of your life

But I have the ability to do anything
Including go to other planets and not die

A man who controls milk blocks off your neural pathways, causing you to go comatose

Yeah. ONLY when not on Earth, dumbass

>Misfits

But you're a nigger

You don't have control over what happens

When outside of spacetime you reside on the elemental plane of minor annoyances, where nothing is quite right e.g. you constantly stub your toe, everything smells vaguely of farts, any gravy you try to make will always go lumpy, etc.

But you're not interested in making that happen.

This is actual hell, not just some plane.

So I just have to get a weather balloon and a space suit

Your limit is immortality, you have to watch all your loved ones, friends and family die as you live on, just to make new friends and do it again, until eventually you learn to stop making friends and live a solitary life

But You still die.

I have the ability to un-niggerify myself
>Truly the most powerful ability of all

I have the power to rule the world entirely. No rebel risings, absolute military power, etc

That's not really limiting it as much as it is completely canceling it out

Immortal, but you exist only in 3 year old's imaginations.

Web shooting

You get to pick one, not all.
Fucking nigger.

You'd have to get to another planet. He did say when ON other planets

...

i would have said only if balls deep in a brony

Everyone constantly despises you, not to the point of uprising, but on the verge of it, the world is falling apart, because people fuck with your shit the time because they hate you so much

But it doesn't work at all.

You're the only person on the world

??????

>One
>All
>Arbitrary definitions of what a single power is
>Omnipotence fits in to one word

Separation is an illusion nigger

ability to control symbiote without any ill effects to my mental or physical health.
no weaknesses to extremes

Not very good; I want to watch the world burn

The world you are on is the moon.

But you don't know how to shot it

Able to see the future of events just by thinking of the action performed.

These two are cheeky little cunts.

You become a retarded block of cheese.

damn
well how do i shot web?

All actions are things that result in bad things happening to you.

you cant control the raging boner the symbiote is eternally jamming up your ass

to have godlike powers

Superpower:
>My penis can become erect

Eventually, over time, because the symbiote realizes it dosent affect you, it eventually abandons you and will eternally hunt you down

The ability to witness these dubs

Only while aids infested niggers rape you.

Kek

They dont work.

but only for your wife!

while only thinking gay stuff

Spawn is now real and wants to kill you
>Nigga you dead

But no one else can see the dubs.

god damn it

They only work on things half your size

Your dick is still half an inch long

...
get out of the thread you autistic moron

The god that your powers are based off of has no powers.

I can control my own place in time, forwards or backwards, without it affecting my age, physical wellbeing, or mental sanity

Shit just noticed my dubs checkem

the ability to read.

...

You can only use it or one hour at a imw nd every other time you use it, it has the opposite effects
Ie negative effects on physical and mental health, weaknesses to anything

The ability to manipulate marsupials

but then how would he be a god in the first place?

The power goes away after you use it once, leaving you trapped in the new time

Only from your dick after pumping it.

but you have to be matt smith?

Can only use powers once, and only during christmas.

You can only read cereal boxes

Will never be remembered and can never be acknowledged by those in the parallel dimensions that you visit.

sdf sdfsdg sdagrjp oijiu okij i uygytu jh

But you die everytime you do it.

They will always try to eat your face when you stop manipulating them, and you cannot tell them to kill themselves

These dumb niggers who just dont understand the game

Just saying "Hurr durr it doesn't work" isnt the fucking point
You are meant to cleverly change the context to make the powers useless or bad

Just saying "Lol they dont work" or "It kills you" makes you a retard

How he got there has nothing to do with the power he yields. Maybe his dad died.

You become a screwdriver.

Marsupials are immune to manipulation

the ability to not be a fag.

but you can only do so in order to get more repeating digits

The power to make people like me

The power expand dong whenever I please.

kek

Only when there are no screws within a mile of you.

But you still get on Sup Forums.