ITT we announce our super powers while others give restrictions.
I'll start:
Infinite money
ITT we announce our super powers while others give restrictions
terminally ill
small dick
means
infinite tax for government
infinite welfare for niggers
infinite housing for illegals
your superpower is shiart.
Mine is infinitely charming to any female I choose.
Females were once male
nice
possession
infinite inflation
Teleportation
If you have sex with the girl you charmed she immediately finds you repulsive the instant you penetrate her.
The a ability to teleport.
...
you have no money
Samefag
each time you teleport your clothes stay at original destination leaving you completely naked
You can only teleport once a year
you always end up making her a child, so you have lots of children and of course have to contribute for their raising
you are also blind
Not even bruh
Damn you.
That makes it better.
Toilets are your wormholes.
every time you do your penis gets 1/8" shorter
My superpower is underwater breathing.
You can only travel up to 5 ft
Only for 1 second
Well, that powers dead
I can stop time. I can still move but everything else is frozen.
Only works with sewer water.
>rape still gets you out of virgin status.
you breath through your ass
You can not chose your destination.
lol
Only works when not underwater
Speed force usage
Time stops but only for things outside of the solar system.
Omnipotent
You age at 10 times the normal rate while time is frozen for you
you age 10x faster when stopping time
Flight
kek
When you stop time, everything is frozen forever leaving you in an empty abyss of nothing
Results in complete memory loss.
You age 10x as fast while time is stopped
Impotent.
>every time you do your penis gets 1/8" shorter
Aye lmao. This guys knows what's up
see this shit? this is why these threads are shit. because of faggots like you
user said underwater breathing so it is fucking underwater you acoustic pillowbiter
fuck off
what is this sorcery
Your feet wear off to the bone
Only after you hit on your mom and for 3 seconds
>hivemind
2 creepy
Transform into anything by will
You have to stay in this form for a month.
my bones don't break
...
You have to literally be next to a man named will
no matter what you turn into, you smell like dogshit. literal dog poop.
can never transform into any prior forms
Spend 24/7 attempting suicide.
but you're not allowed to spend any of it, including by proxy.
But only one inch at a time, once a week.
but only in kiddie pools, while in drag
but you have intense seizures during the duration of the freeze
Only if you know how to make it from raw materials.
But you can't get it up
but you have incurable leprosy
Your will gets weaker with each transformation until you finally kill yourself as the last transformation that took the last bit if your will
You will die a depressed potato.
bleed eternally
Social justice warrior who can shift people to your side
Car companies kidnap and force you to act as crash test dummy.
Each time you want to shapeshift you need to eat the shit of the aninal/person you want to transform into
Can only transform into household items starting with the letter "K"
Your bone cells never die and will continue on over lapping each other making you to stiff to ever move again
jejejejeje
Defeats the purpose of transforming into anything, dawg
My ability is that I can fly, like Superman.
Mind control
I can manipulate the nervous system of other people
good one
You have to be naked to fly.
Can never land
tiny, tiny hands
Phasing through objects
...
Can only control your own mind.
The ability to cure any disease or sickness.
What ever you do to them happens to you.
but only if you're listening to that song by The Kinks
only works on niggers
the other person has to control your mind first
lose your clothes when you do
you become very stressed by doing this, so it's a shitball getting bigger when you try to cure your stress
But you suffer the non-fatal symptoms of the sickness/disease
Invisibility
Someone else gets the disease you cure from yourself and you get the diseases you cure from someone else.
Your penis is smaller
By getting it yourself, and you can't cure yourself
Only works on while a knife is in your lungs
Fall through the ground every time.
Only invisible when no one is there.
The illness gets transfered to you. (you feel the full effects for a week and then absorb it)
I'm going to give so many strangers orgasms
I can be OP and not be a faggot
Ability to commit mass genocide.
Fluids lose invisibility once outside your skin
even when you're not invisible