ITT we announce our super powers while others give restrictions

ITT we announce our super powers while others give restrictions.
I'll start:
Infinite money

terminally ill

small dick

means

infinite tax for government
infinite welfare for niggers
infinite housing for illegals

your superpower is shiart.

Mine is infinitely charming to any female I choose.

Females were once male

nice

possession

infinite inflation

Teleportation

If you have sex with the girl you charmed she immediately finds you repulsive the instant you penetrate her.

The a ability to teleport.

...

you have no money

Samefag

each time you teleport your clothes stay at original destination leaving you completely naked

You can only teleport once a year

you always end up making her a child, so you have lots of children and of course have to contribute for their raising

you are also blind

Not even bruh

Damn you.

That makes it better.

Toilets are your wormholes.

every time you do your penis gets 1/8" shorter

My superpower is underwater breathing.

You can only travel up to 5 ft

Only for 1 second

Well, that powers dead

I can stop time. I can still move but everything else is frozen.

Only works with sewer water.

>rape still gets you out of virgin status.

you breath through your ass

You can not chose your destination.

lol

Only works when not underwater

Speed force usage

Time stops but only for things outside of the solar system.

Omnipotent

You age at 10 times the normal rate while time is frozen for you

you age 10x faster when stopping time

Flight

kek

When you stop time, everything is frozen forever leaving you in an empty abyss of nothing

Results in complete memory loss.

You age 10x as fast while time is stopped

Impotent.

>every time you do your penis gets 1/8" shorter

Aye lmao. This guys knows what's up

see this shit? this is why these threads are shit. because of faggots like you
user said underwater breathing so it is fucking underwater you acoustic pillowbiter
fuck off

what is this sorcery

Your feet wear off to the bone

Only after you hit on your mom and for 3 seconds

>hivemind

2 creepy

Transform into anything by will

You have to stay in this form for a month.

my bones don't break

...

You have to literally be next to a man named will

no matter what you turn into, you smell like dogshit. literal dog poop.

can never transform into any prior forms

Spend 24/7 attempting suicide.

but you're not allowed to spend any of it, including by proxy.
But only one inch at a time, once a week.
but only in kiddie pools, while in drag
but you have intense seizures during the duration of the freeze
Only if you know how to make it from raw materials.

But you can't get it up

but you have incurable leprosy

Your will gets weaker with each transformation until you finally kill yourself as the last transformation that took the last bit if your will

You will die a depressed potato.

bleed eternally

Social justice warrior who can shift people to your side

Car companies kidnap and force you to act as crash test dummy.

Each time you want to shapeshift you need to eat the shit of the aninal/person you want to transform into

Can only transform into household items starting with the letter "K"

Your bone cells never die and will continue on over lapping each other making you to stiff to ever move again

jejejejeje

Defeats the purpose of transforming into anything, dawg

My ability is that I can fly, like Superman.

Mind control

I can manipulate the nervous system of other people

good one

You have to be naked to fly.

Can never land

tiny, tiny hands

Phasing through objects

...

Can only control your own mind.

The ability to cure any disease or sickness.

What ever you do to them happens to you.

but only if you're listening to that song by The Kinks

only works on niggers

the other person has to control your mind first

lose your clothes when you do

you become very stressed by doing this, so it's a shitball getting bigger when you try to cure your stress

But you suffer the non-fatal symptoms of the sickness/disease

Invisibility

Someone else gets the disease you cure from yourself and you get the diseases you cure from someone else.

Your penis is smaller

By getting it yourself, and you can't cure yourself

Only works on while a knife is in your lungs

Fall through the ground every time.

Only invisible when no one is there.

The illness gets transfered to you. (you feel the full effects for a week and then absorb it)

I'm going to give so many strangers orgasms

I can be OP and not be a faggot

Ability to commit mass genocide.

Fluids lose invisibility once outside your skin

even when you're not invisible