>mfw I licked a pussy for the first time
>mfw I wasn't prepared for the awful taste of a pussy
Seriously.. The first time is the worst one. You aren't prepared for the nasty taste of a pussy, even worse; you are indoctrinate to lick it like a icecream because porn. But when the moment of truth comes, you realize that shit ain't icecream and you have to force yourself to lick, because that's what a man do.
ITT: First time licking a pussy stories
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Haven't done it myself, but that sounds like a pretty accurate description.
>going down on a girl with bad hygiene
Asking for it.
It doesn't taste nasty if your girl ain't dirty.
Every pussy tastes different bro, some chicks have a really strong taste and it can kind of ruin it for you if you end up with one of those as your first time.
Think of it like your first beer when you were a kid, it tasted pretty bad but here you are now still drinking it.
Wait til you find the stank puss. So bad you gag from noxious smell long before you get to sticking your tongue out.
I licked an older girls when I was 7/8 because she told me to. I don't really remember it being bad, but I kept doing it because I was little and didn't want bullied.
First time I ate pussy was during a threesome and I enjoyed it.
In fact I enjoyed it so much that I stole the girl from her man and made her my girlfriend so I can enjoy it whenever I want.
If the girl you're eating out doesn't taste at least decent then she either doesn't clean well enough or her diet is shit.
Keep at it user, it'll grow on you.
OP here. I've had licked only two pussies; from my ex and my actual girlfriend. I can't speak for my ex because I didn't stay too long with her, but she seemed clean. And my girlfriend is definitely clean. Both pussies have the same gross taste.. The only difference with them was that my ex's pussy caught me unguard, because I didn't know shit about life back then.. Now with my girlfriend is still gross but I deal with it anyways..
I dont remember the first time but like user above me said....every grill tastes different... its noticable in a threesome...anyway I love to lick my gf pussy... I like her smell taste etc...
Well, you're a faggot one way or the other.
I mean.. I do not enjoy licking pussy.. But when I'm without my gf is actually hot to remember how I licked that pussei. But overall I do it because I'm an altruistic faggot, I enjoy when she enjoys, but It's still gross me the fuck out when I'm doing it..
>be 16
>Young ass 11 th grader
>Just hit puberty and lost that baby fat
>7/10 Latina with a big ass childhood friend notices
> kissless Virgin at this point
>Talk her into fucking after a week
>nervous af
>do it like the pornstars I told myself
>Get frisky, get naked
>Awesome first head
>time for lickaroo.bmp
>Starts sweet...
>>Starts
>refer to Latina statement
>Taste Taco Bell
>M-Mild sauce..?
>Power thru Cuz I'm not a weakling
>Tell her immediately after that she either uses something or I'm taking tic tacs next time
>she falls in "love"
>Fuck multiple ladies during this time
>All taste equally as bad
>Mfw I'm not born gay and this is the way it do
>lesson of the day?
>Puss stanks but Damn it's great
I knew someone would understand me...
>wise man speaks true
I've had some sweet candy pussy before. More clean than Billy Mayes' nose. But it literally tastes almost fake or ingenuine after trying the other 90% of tuna holes.
Age of that sweet candy pusse?
Of all my years on Sup Forums this is probably the first time I haven't been called a faggot outright. Pussy slurping brings us all together huehuehue
>Eat pussy
>Don't really mind, but it's kind of boring
>One time mom is cooking cream cheese things
>Nearly vomit
>Smells exactly like pussy
That's how pussy do, bro.
i have never tasted nasty pussy. but im big into body scents, (other than piss and shit) so i guess that probably why. if you really think its gross try suggesting sexy shower before bringing her to bed i guess
I was 16 she was 26. Ironic but definitely made me grow a mature fetish or at least milfy
kek
That and ball sweat after a Light jog.
Damn.. I start eating pusse at 19..
the first time i ate pussy i didnt mind. wasn't great but not bad enough to not dive in. ive had some bitches though, omg. serious sewerpussy, dont even have to go near her pussy to know im not putting my mouth on that shit.
Btw how the fuck did you manage to go that far with a 26 chick at 16?
When I drank my first beer I spat it out and never touched another beer. Same thing with whisky and rum. Alcohol in general tastes like shit.
I was watching porn at 12 man.
I wasn't a sexual creep or anything by the time HS hit. But I'm into basic body building so I had the hormones and needed a release haha. Especially at 16..
First time I ate pussy made me realize that the people who complain about pussy taste are the same ones who bitched about eating vegetables as a kid. Get the fuck over it man, eating pussy is probably one of the best things a guy can do for his physical and mental health.
it doesnt all taste the same dumbass. maybe you had bad drinks
Craigslist.
Tell me to Fuck myself or I'm full of it but with that same chick I got my 18 year old hugless virgin bro laid.
I dunno. My alcoholic dad made me try whiskey at 7. Tasted like dirty cough syrup. Learned to love that taste and the numbing warmth. Beer smells like watery piss but a cold beer is better than a warm one any day
>3 years ago
>be 21 year old virgin
>a week into first relationship
>making out with girlfriend on bed
>starts to get undressed
>didn't expect her to put out so soon
>no idea what I'm doing
>can't get hard
>try to go down on her instead
>zero reaction
>gag because I don't breathe through nose
>stop and stick my limp dick in her
>does this count as losing my virginity?
>still can't get hard
>we stop
it took me a few tries to get sex right, tbh. going from jerking off 6 times a day to actually having sex is hard- or should I say soft.
I actually love eating my girlfriends pussy, now that I know what I'm doing. Thankfully there have only been two instances where she tasted off but other than that I've always enjoyed it.
All Alcohol tastes disgusting. Alcohol is shit tier anyways. If I want to forget my problems I can just jam drugs up my nose.
Pineapples. Work em into a meal a day and it makes a lot of a difference. Tho It works with really any REALLY sweet fruit.
you know how your jizz is affected by your diet? If you eat shitty food, smoke, drink a shit tonne of coffee and booze; your jizz will have your girl thinking she's suck-starting a lead battery.
Same with her. My first time was with my current girlfriend, who's a vegetarian. Her pussy genuinely tastes like watermelon.
Ah yes, 2 is an excellent sample size. Totally gives you a rounded view.
There are a WIDE variety of tastes based on lifestyle, genetic makeup, and diet. Some girls more sour than others. Some fishy, some blank like nothing at all. All depends on the girl. Some taste great, most don't though.
Ever consider that you're am autist, and trying new things makes you go into autistic fits of rage?
Yeah man. Snort your probs away. Just be careful with the white shit. Could be fine glass.
i've heard this before.
im just thankful she loves to swallow. it makes going down on her more worth it.
>be 16 horny as fuck with 17yr old girlfriend with huge ass and nice tits and is white
>want to eat her out cause new stuff
>take her in my truck and lay her down and lift up skirt
> she's reluctant and doesn't want me to I insist
>hair everywhere...
>pain everywhere...
>I lick for maybe 5 seconds
>taste terrible
>stop
>kill mood
> get blowjob anyway
>be me
>girlfriend asks me to go down on her
>consider it
>pussy always smells funny and i had no interest in licking it despite how hot porn made it look
>tell her nope
>she gets mad because she sucks my dick but I don't return the favor
>she ignores me for a bit
>she sucks my dick and we have sex
still haven't eaten pussy and I don't want to.
right on user im a loser ass drug fiend, so i get that. I just used to drink a lot. part of the progression i guess. I bang herion so im a real shit stain of a human being
No I hadn't considered that, since I do tons of drugs.
No Swimmer Slushies for you Kek
Gg bro. I usually have to cram my dick in their throat with some consent. Maybe it's size per load or something but I have to really talk chicks into swallowing
My first time giving a girl head i was shitfaced and she was clean so it was A-Okay, i'll give you my worst experience though.
>Have 8/10 sorta girlfriend
>Feel like a fuck but dont really wanna bring her home and introduce her to my parents
>Book cheap hotel
>We have a few beers, things get a bit heated
>Go to go down on her
>Pussy smells like my self respect crawled in there and died
>Decide to give it a go anyway
>Nope, its too much
>Run for toilet and blow chunks
>'are you okay??'
>No
>Go outside and have a cigarette
>Never have sex with her again
Its remarkable how good looks are no guarantee of personal hygeine, wash yo pussies women.
Ouch, I don't do opiates. Those are seriously bad thing is to get addicted to. Bunch of people in my family got on them, and never got off of them. Be careful with opiates.
What's your cancer stick of choice?
unless i get a printout of the hpv test i ain't going down there.
Well. Then good luck with abstinence bro.
pfft, what's a mouthful of sores between friends?
Pretty similar to my story.. But my first sex went right, the only thing that shock me was the bad taste of my ex, jesus christ, was awful.. life ain't porn..
Kek. Best story so far.
You have to do it man.. If not you are not gonna be the man with an interesting story to tell.
Used to be B&H classics till i stopped smoking
You're gay bro, suck a dick and you'll like it.
Pussy.
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>I don't like the taste of it
NOBODY DOES
I like blowing guys a lot more than eating pussy.
I have sucked my own dick, is not my thing tho..
Marlboro Red 100's are the classic go to But for preference I choose 27's Wide Cut. I love me some nicotine. And blacks don't work anymore so it's just what every gets me my fix.
yea bro i got dead friends and friends in jail and its a shit life. i think, i actually deep down, just want it to od me one day
It's true, most American women have AWFUL vaginal health because their microbiomes are lacking crucial strains of probiotics which promote a healthy pussy.
>You have to do it man.. If not you are not gonna be the man with an interesting story to tell.
I wanted to man, I really did. It looks hot as fuck in porn and pussy be pretty. I've since lost interest because it grosses me out. Primarily because of the smell and it doesn't help when you faggots say it tastes terrible.
I do have an interesting story to tell though.
>be me
>night with girl, shits going good
>finger fuck her during foreplay
>she walks out to get water or some shit, don't remember
>smell fingers
>holyshit.rpg
>almost throw my stomach up
>cannot stop gagging
>she's on her way back
>man mode activates and i hold that shit in
>act like nothing happened
I don't know if I'm just unlucky, but in my experience pussy is smelly. do not like. sex is nice, and it looks good, but smell? forget about it
So true story.
My first time was a girl I was dating at the time. She did not shave. Went down on her. Got a public hair caught in the back of my throat. I literally coughed, gagged, and then puked on her vagina. Not a fun moment for me.
This is also how I know I wouldn't make a good faggot. If a hair did that a dick would cause a fire hose of vomit.
Let me guess...weed and adderall. You fucking edgelord.
i cant believe some of these babies arent fucking pickled. when babies dont cry its because they get that breath of fresh fucking air for the first time
From someone who just pushes my limits with substance I full heartedly know what you mean man. Its not a pretty road. But it's never too late. I went down a serious spiral after one pain killer addiction. I say one cuz there were multiple. But I figure that if shit is bad with how I'm doing things now then I need to live in a new head space. Get up. Get clean. Get some meaning in life. Its just advice but don't think there isn't one nigga on here to try and talk you out it haha
Fuck I thought I was the only one, I had just been with a random girl that I just met it was after a bad breakup and I wanted some and I made the wrong descision
There are better ways to forget life's problems than a disgusting beverage. Like weed, or MDMA, or xanax, or oxy, or coke ect.
If it smells like fish, it's a dish.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
Orgies. Just as good as a bump or two of coke. Even better on coke.
OP here. I'm proud of you guys. This is my first successful thread that isn't deleted in 3 minutes. Keep spreading the word in your facebooks, youtube accounts, anywhere.. PUSSIE DO NOT TASTE GUD.
Kek.. Shiet you are the one in a million.. You have more sex gross stories?
I don't mind pubic hair.. Only taste and smelly vulva's
If I follow that rule I wouldn't have ever touch pussy
When I was a teenager I used to take whatever I could get my hands on. Shrooms, acid, MDMA, weed, xanax, DPH, coke, even huffed butane a few times.
I was fucking a 24 year old when I was 16. Met her while I was working at a movie theater. She would come to my mom's and pick me up after I got off work and we would go get high and fuck. Probably best bj I've ever had.
every once in a great while i get in this mind set and say im fucking doing it this time. then withdrawals kick in and im surrounded by the shit so its literally impossible. but so much has happened that i dont know if ill ever get in that mindset again, i think im ready to just be a statistic. im over the rat race ya know. I really need that meaning in life you speak of
Some taste nasty, some are tolerable, some are sweet. Sweet ones don't have much taste at all.
My wife is sweet. She likes to be woken up in the middle of the night. She says, "Start without me user, I'll join in".
She always does. I start by going down on her. It wakes her up and she always joins in.
So think on this while you read these words - as soon as I click "Post" I'm putting my iPad down and crawling down under the covers. She dropped six shots of tequila tonight so she's drunk and horny.
By the time you read this I'll be up to my chin is sweet tasting pussy. Her thighs will already be convulsing. She'll pull at my hair, then reach down to grab my leg and pull me around into 69. She'll suck my dick then come. While she's still convulsing she'll roll over and pull me into her. I'll pound her pussy while she moans. I'll blow my load, brush my teeth, take a quick shower, then we'll curl up in a ball and fall asleep.
While you read these words, she'll be pulling my hair.....
In 3......2.....1 goodnight anons.
Free drugs and pussy? Shiite nigga. Real question though. Has It made you more attracted to older women in General?
Story?
Alright you can go to masturbate yourself now..
>Kek.. Shiet you are the one in a million.. You have more sex gross stories?
Nope. That's it for the gross ones.
Nobody likes alcohol you autist, people like getting drunk enough to which the taste grows on you & you end up liking it
Meaning in life can be found anywhere but in yourself. In a position like that man, living for someone else is maybe the most positive thing right now. I'm not talking some bitch. It could be a puppy. Anything that can take responsibility but is still manageable.
Dubs don't lie.
Not really. I've always had a thing for older bitches because the girls I went to school with were so dramatic.
It doesn't really taste of anything, I enjoy going down on girls but then again I always seem to hook up with middleclass girls that care about personal hygiene almost as much as breathing
tell us more
Pineapples are your salvation. I remember i ate my prom dates pussy & she had been eating alot of pineapples. That shit was so sweet i almost barrel rolled off the bed
....was your dad a drunk who bailed on you? Cuz I think I found my brother.
Seriously though I can't agree more. I'm sitting here at 21. 22 Next Friday and I can't stand women my age. I like older women. Soccer mom's with a big ass drive me nuts
My dad was a drunk that beat my mom when I was young. So pretty close.
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SWEET, SWEET, PUSS-E!"
>red 100s
Ahh the ol' cowboy killers. True classic.
thank you for advice user. imma hit the sack
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Eurotrash bitches dont even shower, shut that shit up
....even more close.... >.> he like ditching you for days on end and bang heroin?
....even more close.... >.> he like ditching you for days on end and bang heroin?Yes sir. Malboro man is my hero.
Probably meth. He was an on the road truck driver so he probably did alot of dope to stay awake. He is a Baptist preacher now. Weird how people turn around
But it is true universally that a vag is self cleaning. It tastes unfathomable worse when they go and wash it out every day.
The taste isn't what disgusts me, it's the fucking faint smell. I don't like the smell of pussy
Fact: Fat girls pussy smell worse than slim girl pussy. You probably licked a whale, didn´t you user?