God-tier comedians

God-tier comedians

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bill hicks
mitch hedberg
doug stanhope
bill burr
brian regan

in that order

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Brian Regan is a living legend

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RIP

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>not B8

RIP mah nigga

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Nice irony thread

George Carlin all day.

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This

He does unfunny shit on purpose. He's great

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Best posted so far.

Hoppin out the pussy, pop it like its pudding
Beat the booty like Theo you gone get the whoopin

Where the hell is Claire, I think shes up the stairs
Rollin up a fat blunt while Vanessa combs my hair

Its trap Bill Cosby, no wack Bill Cosby
Im rape Bill Cosby now who gone stop me

Want Bill Huxtable well Im Bill fuckable
Watch me hit that nae nae then hit the cupid shuffle

So work the booty muscles then twerk the booty muscles
These hoes know Im ballin they call me Bill Russle

Popped a molly she sweatin, popped a roofie she passed out
Waking up in a Taxicab wondering why her ass out

Two blunts and I pass out bitch pull that cat out
On a leather couch on a 60 inch watchin fat albert in the trap house

Bitch you dont wanna fuck Bill? Who dont wanna fuck Bill
Put the bitch on a phone tell her take a pill

Bitch you dont wanna fuck Bill? Who dont wanna fuck Bill
Put the bitch on a phone tell her take a pill

Now, now, right now now
Now now now now now now

Honestly nobody makes me laugh harder.

HE'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

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my fucking hero

Probably the best pure joke writer in stand up. It's hard not to respect Jimmy Carr.

I wouldn't say God Tier this early in his career.

But this kid's going places.

Off topic, but I can't fucking stand Joe Rogan.

Please tell me I'm not alone on this one Sup Forums

the most original

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proper

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I will agree there is something annoying about him. He seems pretentious. Like a jock with a personality or some shit. He is for free speech though.

I GOT NO DIIIICK I GOT NO DIIIICK

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I can fly wiiii!!

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kevin hart

>inb4 fucking nigger

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>black dane cook

Dane Coon

please

He's stupidly racist and stubbornly republican, but goddamnit this greasy dago was FUNNY.

Key word: was

Nigger nigger my daughter's a cunt jews shit Tom Sawyer nigger jim faggot cunt nigger fag

*rolling in grve intensifies*

Needs to be mentioned more.

The only thing funny about this fuckstick is the mental disorder he has that makes him point his index fingers like a retard.

I eat fig newtons by the sleeve

Was Eddie Murphy ever funny?

Once, back in the late 80's, for about 20 minutes.

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No George Carlin?
Louie ck is cool too

ari's good

You probably didn't even buy the Pilko Puff Pants
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Coming to America still holds up.

Other than that, I don't get it.

kek

I'm Rick James bitch!

Legit skinhead these days

Carson was funnier when he told a bad joke than a good one. That is a master.

>mfw I get no respect

Raw and Delirious. Eddie Murphy is god-tier if he didn't do anything else funny in his life. Which is mostly the case.

Both him and normie boy

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Mah nigga.

Fucking bastard has me in stitches

This guy forgot to tell jokes and just stood up on stage preaching at people.

The undisputed king.

This guy is either turning into a feminist or has gone full pander.

Mitch is mysteriously missing from this thread.

WHY THE FUCK HAVE NONE OF YOU POSTED BO BURNGAM YET

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the king

Sup Forums doesn't usually consist of 13-year-old girls and gay men is mostly why.

Daniel Tosh

yes

>funny af

I'm gonna keep it 100.

He's been kind of cool lately.

Not funny necessarily but tremendously less douchey.

Im pretty sure there are many gay people in here

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I agree, but it's just not as typical.

Adam Sandler surrounds himself with more talented people and makes them be less funny than him.

Bonnie my teeth fell out

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i don't like it

98.999999999% of the "Opie&Anthony" show roster.
(not a comic, but fair enough)

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- but I am not sure which to use . . .

so honestly kat willams ain't funny
he's like the george lopez of black people

Xtoopid vawx

great comic and this is his best work... listen if you haven't

"lil" Jimmy Norton

Louis C.K
Patrice O'Neal
George Carlin
Bill Burr
Anthony Jeselnik
And a few bits of Bo Burnham I'd consider god-tier. But an user's, especially from Sup Forums, opinions are probably worth less than a Black North Korean's vote.

The only right answer.

Chip Chipperson is the greatest of all time

I have listened to Chris a LOT ; and I am not American.
I am amused to notice - when listening carefully to his earlier works - how the 'vernacular' often slips ; his pronunciation becomes less AAVE and more broad - but even now he relies upon 'black cultural recognition' for his jokes , "so I bein black y'all" when clearly he never needed Nor wanted such a thing.
I hear the same thing listening to early Louis CK - not Black, obviously - but a lack of confidence that lead him to sound like a radio DJ trying to be cool.
Louis has escaped giving a fuck , but I don't think Chris Rock has escaped being black - and looking in from the outiside . . . the USA hasn't escaped it's past.

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tss... God-tier.. what is god cryin or sumthin.. fawkin homerun

bill hicks
george carlin

anyhting else is not fuckin god tier and ur an autistic clown

yeah agreed - one-liners to a degree that nobody has ever done.
Trying to pick-up a lady in a bar :
"get your coat, you've pulled"
- Lady gives a disgusted-look
"oh , no , women your size don't feel the cold"

GOOD ONE CHIPPUH!!