Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
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still here
Shinoa!!!
>still here even though its 3:25
>Megumin claimed
I see no reason to agree with this. You are far better than i am.
But i must retire now.
Goodnight beautiful thread.
Miho claimed
I know that feel same time for me.
>Fuck you. Long dick style
>implying anyone likes being fucked short dick style
I think I'm gonna go take a nap, I need more sleep.
Goodnight Yuuko.
Night Yuuko-chan
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yuuko.
Rest well friend.
why do we do it?
go on?
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
Okay, time for a switcheroo.
QOTT:
How would you describe yourself in the most positive way possible?
>I'm the most loyal person you'll ever meet. You need me, I'll always be there.
>Honesty's also mine, but that's mostly because I can't lie for shit.
First off, they are cartels. They have shit ton of money. Second, its fucking Texas. No one gives a fuck about Texas. That's why its so unprotected. Here in California, they'd be spotted on the spot.
If all goes well, she'll go to prison for that email scandal. If that happens then Bernie. Gets to be the main Democrat.
Maybe we need something new in our lives to spice things up.
Yeah, I was quite surprised on how long it lasted.
>inb4 erectile dysfunction
Just didn't have the desire to do it.
Sleep tight you two
>Best idol claimed
I worked nights for 5 years its hard to break.
Meguholyshitthatissexual.jpg
So, who really posted it?
People who truly value each other would be upset at the loss, even if they were faced with the fact that it would eventually end. Humans are a feeling creature; their heart would always cry for what they've lost, logic be damned.
That is why many try to make the most of the time they have with their loved ones, because they know that what they have would end sooner or later.
20/20 claim
wow.
I'm constantly horny like its bad i can't help myself
i wish i had an excuse
A bit lewdness was never wrong.
Italy/spaghettiland.
The same and usual Megumin?
Goodnight and sweet dreams Yuuko
I don't need people like that. I don't like people. They hurt me and infringe upon my time and well being.
I'm an amazing person. Nice deep voice, large build, strong, nicely shaped penis, caring for others, gentle, friendly, optimist.
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I have no point in lying about posting it, I gain nothing.
Mentally strongest person I or any of my friends or brothers know, loyal and determined.
If you mean if i'm the old megu, No. I'm the new one after the last one switched to amatsukaze
whaddya mean go on? people just don't like being fucked short dick style.
i'm quite obiedient, and i can reason with people quite well. i also know a fair bit about most things i like, and even about things i'm not into.
>No one gives a fuck about Texas. That's why its so unprotected. Here in California, they'd be spotted on the spot.
Oh god my sides.
Yeah and then he'll lose to Trump.
>A bit lewdness was never wrong.
Shame on you
Heya amatsu
>did you just make a pun?
Lewd is lewd.
>I try not to be
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
>Bob Marley
You can't really scold her, discount Megu. You were like this yourself.
Honestly, are you joking? I can't even tell if you're joking. This is what I meant by a joke going too far.
>nice cleavage
my ancestors are italian!
>musilini campaign contributors
talented musician, brighter than average, and pretty creative
elaborate tho
lood
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Hey Megu, what's up?
yes, yes I can
The lewds I posted were WAY less lewd
Talking about shame....
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It's not that easy. The ones I've found worth suffering for have walked away.
I only got 3 lewd pictures and i'm not using them this often, don't worry.
That one isn't really lewd
Not really that much, just some explosions in the morning
O SHIT GOTTA LEG IT
is this discount megumin?
He says while legitimately supporting Bernie.
Come on dude, where do you think you are, do you really think you'll have any support here?
well, being fucked short dick style is often for people who are desperate to have sex, but can only be performed by people with short dicks. so the recieving end, is often dissapointed.
Long dick style on the other hand means both ends get what they want. to fuck another person. the recieving end however is also pleasured because the dick is long enough..
You need to leg it? Someone should call Emi!
>Did that user in surgery died or no?
Im heading to bed now night everyone.
Ah okay~
Uhm..I don't think so~
Too bad he wasn't that good as a military general Heh~
But it'll be worth it (hopefully). Being stuck in ruts sucks and I wish there was an easy escape.
Kek, ever tried edging it?
Sleep tight
Seems nice enough
>discount megumin
REEEEEEEEE
Yeah that's me
What'sup?
Kek'd
Nah, he's alright now
Still at the hospital tho
Goodnight!
Goodnight Milk Drinker.
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No clue at all.
Good night dude.
Holy fuck, my farts are absolutely rancid. I smell it almost instantly and it smells really bad.
clmd
does this lood?
you afraid of Syndra?
Why do so many people say that you ruined /waifu/?
>i don't understand
what about girth though
fuckin right?
but yeah my grandmother with a couple of greats cooked for the italian army during WWII and i have a bunch of the recipes she used. it was weird because when we translated it from italian a lot of things ended up being measured in handfulls. through experimentation and feeding it to our surviving family that had had her cooking we discovered that a "handfull" was 3.5 cups
yes lol
its kinda boring though
i can like go multiple times in a row though
why do you think breatmilk is sexy?
nice pantsu DM
You asked a question that has no good answers.
We're on Sup Forums
Any positive answer to this question is a lie
I like your eyepatch!
If they've walked away from you, then why would you continue to suffer for them?
RUN
Alright then, if you say so.
Good...
That's one way to describe yourself.
Are your clothes see-thr-
Actually... never mind. Why post this?
>lood
Because its a fetish, also 2D > 3D always.
I started the 24/7 thread trend.
Fuck you
Nice panties.
>Much lood
>you afraid of Syndra?
I don't want to kill myself, that's why
>nice pantsu DM
Wasn't my intention to show pantsu
>Actually... never mind. Why post this?
That's my answer to your QOTT
Look at the facial expression
I don't. My suffering has nothing to do with others. It's something beyond that. The hurt that I feel from others is always and only temporary and shallow.
You need to be dankened. This is also not voluntary on your part, you're getting dankened whether you like it or not. Pick an image you wish to be dankened, and I'll get to work on it.
better?
Sorry, ran off for a fap. What'd I miss?
>Zizzposting confirmed
Akiko claimed
Good morning everyone
Ofc. But i have to keep my lewdness to a minimum so that amatsu can be proud of me
i dunno. you'll have to figure it out for yourself
we're all fapping right now, whaddya talking about?
>ran off for a cap
Kek
>running for a cap
Oh, I prefer my intimacy.
>cap
Syndra will make you an hero?
thats a dangerously close to being a pantsu shot again DM
heyyo!
DM really never did post loods of Megumin
>but those are pretty hot
i think i have heard girth is important
Goodnight Miho
Going to bed now, enjoy your time /waifu/ ..
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>Shiro
Fucking kek. Why do I always mess up these green text replies.
if it's as wide as whatever it is as you're trying to fuck than it's fine. about as much as i know
>No one claiming best girl
Syndra will be the one that'll push me over the edge with their secret weapon "kys"
Well I can't help it! Not my fault her clothes are that way D:
Thank you!
Not much, I'm going to bed after this bread. You?
Squid
How's the diarrhea?
Milinda claim.
You tried your best.
Sup?
a bunch of the recipes she used were stupidly cheep and fed lots of people
>sauce
>noodles
>biscotti
her biscotti is crazy and doesn't go stale for weeks
>my great uncles squad brought them to vietnam because they were some of the only food he could find that would survive out in the field
can it be too girthy?
because its hard to fap and type at the same time?
nuuuu never kys DM!
Hey Millinda, how are you? i've been a bit worried
you can never be to girthy
It's a weird stimulation but I love it.
Couldn't do that. After number 2 it's pretty much over.
Guess we have to forge our own escape. That it will be, can look back at the times when it was the worst and say I made it out.
Is that how the cool kids do it?
Welcome back, anything wrong?
thats what i like to hear!
>do robots sexy?
>not many
>DM3
You deserve 3 REE
>REEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEE
>does this lood?
Your pic? Nah
Depends how you look at it.
Just do it.
Only robots designed for it can sexy
Still going strong. Ate cereal at around 4 or 5 and I shat it out at 9. I've prevented myself from eating solid foods but I just ate an egg. Hopefully its not a regrettable decision.
Nah, its auto correct. Fap isn't accepted to kindly to my phone.
All the cool kids be capping schools. Run faster than my bullet.
>I'm extremely good at pretending to be a cute anime girl online and giving people the best cyber blowjobs ever!
why do you REEEEEEEEEE
Still proud.
Not too much. Besides hating hospitals... kek
You?
Hello friend. Im doing okay. Really happy tonight. Still hurt a lot though.
Maki! Glad your still here. I wont know until they are done looking at it. Shouldnt be too long though.
my highscore is 5
smug and lood at the same time?
ty
>dont kys
what important features are required?
just add it silly
sounds like you can make a career out of this
telegram?
>whats waifu listnin to?
Gonna eat, post here, then paint.
glad to hear it.hope it gets better soon
a "giant-fucking-hole". other wise known as a "giant fucking hole".
>whats waifu listnin to?
Gorillaz, literally the only thing i listen to.
I don't get it
Tell me, what exactly is the cause of your suffering?
>I say as I grab a notepad
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Treat me?
Well, alright then. What's the matter?
I don't get it
I'd do it if I wasn't a lazy fuck
Is tomorrow alright with you?
Good luck buddy
Do you shit ink? :^)
But seriously, I've never had diarrhea that lasts more than 2 days, hope you'll be alright
Oh right, you weren't here long enough
Basically, my waifu was Megumin for about a month. Then I switched and now people are calling me Discount Megumin
You shouldn't be proud of that one
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