Things you wouldn't hear a black person say

Things you wouldn't hear a black person say

Hi dad, How was work today?

Don't go to school tomorrow.

Haha look at my big dick

Hey son, how was school ?

Thanks for the warning, Officer

Wheres my work boots?

Extra mayonnaise please

OP said: You WOULD NOT hear a nigger say.

"THANKS FOR THE KFC OFFER BUT NO THANKS,I'M JUST COMING BACK FROM PAYING MY PARING TICKETS AND ATE A SENSIBLE LUNCH OF CHICKEN BREAST AND SALAD."

I'm going to a job interview tomorrow

Cut welfare

Well the derivative of 4x squared to the exponent multiplied by the...

thank you

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Dad took me to the pool for my swimming lesson,
then he 'bought' me a bicycle.

That was a good book.

Why no, I'm allergic to menthol cigarettes, watermelon, grape soda, fried chicken, waffles, and fat white chicks.

She dumped me cause my dick was too small

Correct english

>/thread

All lives matter

I love you

He is trying to say only whites shoot up schools (and would need to warn someone not to go)

Hello son, I've returned home to care for you and support your mother and you

Thanks dad

Nigger detected

I've need to get to bed, I've got work in the morning.

Lets swim to that island

I'm sorry.

I HATE WATERMELON

>Would you like that for here or to go?

For here

Keked cuz true

"No" to crack cocaine

"I'm not going to make a stupid thread on Sup Forums today"

I care and am sympathetic towards others that aren't my kin

i fucking hate fried chicken

See you at the country club.

I worked 2 jobs in order to save enough money up to buy a bike.

How can white boys even compete?

This mayonaise tastes amazing on this ham and turkey sandwich

I don't think that racism is still a thing

My wife is white and she's in vain, but I got watermelon to keep her sane

you can't /thread your own post newfag

take me to africa

I do not require any reparations for actions against my ancestors due to those events occuring more than 150 years ago.

I can afford a bike

I have genuine human emotions, and don't just ape the behavior of white people in order to seem human.

No massa

MAGA

I studied and worked really hard to achieve what I have today, son. From my own experience I can honestly tell you that the key to success is education and hard work.

>couldn't keep a straight face writing this

"Ask" and not "axe", fuckin coons

> Hey dad, can I axe you a question? How come you aint never liked me?

Hi

>Hi dad
>Thanks, officer
>I'd like to apply for a job
>I think we should cut welfare
>I want to do right by these kids
>No, this was my fault
>It was obviously the black guy's fault
>No thanks, I don't do drugs
>She's a little on the heavy side
>KFC is disgusting
>Here's that money I owe you

Let's keep this up, faggots.

>thinking speciation is racism

I killed my kids with polyethylene but I got watermelon to keep my record clean

Merry Christmas kids

Keep the change

Kek what year did you join Sup Forums scrub?

Im willing to bet you cant answer how long moots final goodbye q&a stream was (giving you 60 seconds to answer or you looked it up fgt)

>Also have pics from the 05 otakon Sup Forums gathering if you dont believe me

>Tl;dr: No U

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Spare some change sir? Please sir, can you spare some change.

Here's a tip of more than however many cents it takes to round up the bill to the nearest dollar.

ah, i see. sorry, it's hard to get the supreme gentleman references somedays. thanks you big faggot.

I love you son.

Let's listen to some country

Fucking nigger

>i'm cool cause /b

WOW! I really love cheese!

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i've never gotten a tip from a black person

I felt bad for being on welfare for so long.

If you ever get hit with a bucket of shit, be sure to close your eyes.

>now stop whining about not getting tips

That's my boy!

We are low intellect sub human chimps.

Rape is wrong.

Is that real? Jesus christ

Black guy: "Good evening, my name is Doug, and this is my son, Skyler. My hobbies involve bird-watching with my son, and cultivating rose bushes for the community garden."

Skyler:" Dad, is the ciabatta bread for the panini you made gluten-free? "

Doug: "My word, son. I believe I did do such a thing!"

I'll pass on the kfc

I don't like big butts.

Dad check out these singles

Never said im cool dan, i just am tired of newfags calling original anons newfags...its very cringy

Im a 24 year old virgin. Im not cool. But at least im not a cringy shit like you

Back when i gave a fuck i used a friends comuter to track ips and fuck with anons that called me newfag but it got boring and friend almost got fucked for it

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Luke, I am your father.

Hi user, this is my dad!
This is the new car he bought!

Look at this stupid asshole looking dumb and retarded. Jesus, sometimes i wonder why people like this stupid dumb idiot is even alive. Ya damn dumbo

David Blaine is a amazing magician. He showed my friends and I a magic trick, we smiled and politely thanked him then continued our way to class

Work?! Yes sir!

"I live in a nice house with my mom, dad and my big sister and litle brother. Both of my parents work at the hospital, dad as a brain surgeon and mom as Chief Physician at the emergency department. My big sister is a virgin and do well at collage.

Jesus...

she dindu nuffin

Will you marry me?

>fifteen year old mother....

No i dont need reparations.

I'm never drinking alcohol again.
(you won't when your ass gets evicted kek)

Only a nigger would download the same image twice.

>Police say other people...

>Here is my PhD.
Or even
>Here is my GED

Sorry to hear that poorfag.
When I was 48, and you were 20, I met my current wife who was in your same predicament. A 24-year-old virgin.
But she is cute.

Dont you get it user? Everyone is a newfag

Very clever.

pumpkin space.