Just got a handjob from a Thailand girl in a massage room, not to mention the great massage i got...

Just got a handjob from a Thailand girl in a massage room, not to mention the great massage i got, what did you loser fags did today?

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Had a chemistry exam

ranked up in cs go

chemistry exam is shit compared to a handjob

fukin nerd

i got a bj from my gf.

i woke go, got some food then took a shit..

if you're someone who gets this often, its not really something to brag about

>Thailand girl

OP was Trapped

are you sure she was a girl?

thai girls are ugly. japs are where it's at.

I shaved my dick and surrounding area for the first time. It's pretty irritated and itchy... How long will this last?

Thx bro

no, she had tits

Nah I liked it

No more than a week

chances are you just got jerked off by a dude

>I paid money for a handjob, you loser fags
Wow dude, you are a true player. Not anybody can just walk up to a hooker and pay for sex. You need some serious skills.

how can you lower yourself to asian, make me sick OP. Enjoy the STDS and what not.

Checked, thanks mate

I didn't get jerked off by a guy in Thailand, so there's that

Sold my house

Ate pizza

>handjob
>STDS

Go back to school faggot

Fucked op's mom in the ass.

Just sayin

Kek

+1, nice dubs

Checkem

Payed off my car loan, had sex with my girlfriend, got accepted into med school.

Just a regular day for me

i spent like 4 hours cleaning squids and now i am home alone wanting to die because i am bored..

>Just got a handjob

What are you fucking 16, no real adult who's sexually active gets off on a handy unless it's your fetish

wtf are you talking about?

Handjob from an azn guy with tits.
Congrats, you're a faggot.

Shit tier game

Came in my gfs mouth after she deepthroated me real good. According to Sup Forums standard shes kike 12/10

How many car loans do you have if paying one off is average day

>meet woman
>she disrobes
>she grabs your penis and strokes it
this isn't enough to get off!
>recognize you may be gay

got a wakeup bj from my gf

>According to Sup Forums standard shes kike

If your with someone and all they are willing to give is a hj then your failing

If your with someone and they are willing to do more then you obviously will

My point is a hj is fucking boring

Not the guy you replied to. But still, out of all the handies and bj's I've gotten, only came 4 times. That's like a 1% success rate. And it's not the girls faults unless all 3 of them happen to suck dick at sucking dick.

> why do you to be

Nigga what the Fuck

>STDS
Its niggers, retard.

You don't get it

>Liar Detected

and a feminine penis?

if you brag so much about a handjob you obviously dont get one often

...

woke up next to a 7/10 and ate some eggs for breakfast

gave a handjob to some smelly falang in thailand today. he didn't even notice my penis.

Nig deleted it

You paid for a hand job dipshit.

Got my Platinum on Dark Souls.

I got a nice hot fudge enema and plucked my ballhairs this morning.

Pretty much the same, but I didn't have to pay.

youtu.be/Ul6UcvNX4o8

It was my first, i'm a virgin.

It wasn't in Thailand, i said from a Thailand girl you faggot

i paid for a massage, and got a handjob aswell, you retard

Looks like this thread is done

>paid a third world girl for a handjob
>winner
>choose one

fag

I just gave handjob to a white man. I am in Thailand in a massage room and he think I am girl. I really am a man.

Farang***

It wasn't in Thailand, but nice try.

Man trying to get out of shame he now feel.

I drank like 3 bottles of cough syrup. The fun will begin shortly.

what shame?

Lier. You homosexual now.

no i'm not lyin i'm boxxy u c

Exactly! "What shame." It sound like you are starting to accept your gay feeling to liking a man Jack you off.

LMAO im not gay you faggot, gays are retarded, that's not the way of life, they need jesus.

You now go back in closet? If you not gay, why you let man Jack you off?

hes right you know.

it was not a man

You right. Sorry. Not a man. A boy Jack you off.

you mad m8 that i got a hj from pretty thailand woman?

isnt it the greatest thing?

i agree, the japs are the best

No succ?

No. When I give you hand job, you think I pretty woman but that only because I am boy. Smooth skin and with tuck, you no see my penis.

fag

smooth skin? pls, she was like in her forties

def have to be careful of the thai rub and tub, lots of ladyboys

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

You gay man.

sounds legit

See. This is what I say about op. He gay. He get rub from lady boy.

A girl is on her way home to get some d. And I'm not paying a single cent. You're the loser, pathetic neckbeard.

im too young for a beard

See

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it was not in thai

I just got up, I haven't had a chance to do jack shit. calm your tits.

LOL this half man. I started to grow beard at 7 and had a full beard at 12. Kys

Woke up to a bj from babe. Called out sick from work. Set up a doctors appointment.

lmao degenerate

Today, I didn't pay for female contact.

>yfw other kids haven't started balding at 14

I'd rather have a chemistry exam than a shitty handjob.

Your wrong trip dubs user. I have a full, vigorous mane on my head.