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Ask me anything

>If you have confession
>Green text is required

confession:

>be me
>8 years old
>see little annoying guy with a super cool pen
>wait for him to get up
>steal it
>fast foward 2 weeks
>get tired of the pen
>sell it to my grand mother for 10 cents
>I'm 23 and still feel guilty because of it

Bump

>I FORGIVE YOU MY SON
>GO LIVE HAPPY NOW

When is the second coming? Will it be this lifetime?

>I HAVE TO FINISH WITH FURRIES FIRST
>ILL BE BACK AFTER SHAVING

If you were so smart why you die?

why is the story of your life so similar to all those greek legends, and the basic storyline of Arianism?

did you make that shit up, Joshua?

>I WASNT SMART
> MY MUM WAS AUTIST AND MY DAD TO BUSY
>SO I TELL TO EVERYONE LOVE IS AWESOME
>AND AFTER I DIE FROM SYPHILIS
>DURING TANNING

>CUZ WRITERS WAS SO LAZY AT THIS ERA
>THEY PREFERS MAKE REBOOTS

What do you think about Hitler? Which one is the correct religion?

>I'm a Jew.

>HITLER WAS MY FIRST COWRITER AND ASSOCIATE
>WE SPLIT CUZ OF A SHEMALE
>AND I PREFER HIM WITH NO MOUSTACHE
>AMEN

But jews killed you. Hitler was avenging your death.

>Jew is not the good religion
>GOOD RELIGION IS DARK NATIONAL SOCIALIST DUDEISM POST VAPORWAVE

no im not him that my confetion

>JEWS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM SON
>CUZ I WAS JEW TOO
>THEY KILL ME CUZ THEY DONT LIKE LOVE
>THEY PREFER SELL DIAMONDS AND WEAPONS
>SO PROUD OF MY JEWS BROTHERS

Tell me what heaven is like.
>I killed tupac

>YOU GONNA BURN IN HELL TO DONT USE GREEN TEXT FOR CONFESSION JEWFAG

>HEAVEN IS LIKE THE SASHA GREYS VAGINAS
>WITH NO DICKS IN IT

What about hetero girls and fags?

>TUPAC KILLER
>YOU GONNA BE MY FIRST APOSTER 2.0
>I GIVE YOU MY GRAAL
>DO EVERY PURPLE DRANK YOU WANT IN IT

I committed suicide, forgive me

>HETERO GIRLS EQUAL TITS OR GTFO
>FAGS NEED JESUS

>I FORGIVE YOU
>CUZ I HAD FUCKED YOUR DEAD BODY
>I WAS DRUNK SORRY

Who need Jesus ?

>NOBODY NEED JESUS
>JESUS ( I ) AM A FRAUD
>I LOVE FAP ON BIBLE
>I LOVE JIZZ ON MY MUMS PAINTINGS
>I LOVE STOLE BREAD
>I LOVE SAID JEWS KILLING ME BUT IN FACT THATS AMERICA WHO KILLING ME

After that Jesus start to being crazy and kill all autists in the all world.
Jews become fags

Sup Forums RULES WORLD

>AFTER THAT I GOIN UP TO THE SKY
>amen Sup Forums