OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 89: MACDONALD VS THOMPSON THREAD #1 PISS BREAK EDITION

>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST

5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Rory MacDonald (18-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (12-1-0)

Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (29-7-0) vs. Patrick Cote (23-9-0)

Light Heavyweight
Steve Bossé (11-2-0) vs. Sean O'Connell (17-7-0)

Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)

Women's Strawweight
Valérie Létourneau (8-4-0) vs. Joanne Calderwood (10-1-0)


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:30pm ET / 5:30pm PT / 1:30am BST

Lightweight
Jason Saggo (11-2-0) vs. Leandro Silva (19-3-1)

Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov (11-2-0) vs. Ion Cutelaba (11-1-0)

Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory (14-3-0) vs. Krzysztof Jotko (17-1-0)

Bantamweight
Joe Soto (15-5-0) vs. Chris Beal (10-2-0)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm BST

Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-1-0) vs. Sam Alvey (26-7-0)

Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-3-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-2-0)

Welterweight
Colby Covington def Jonathan Meunier via rd 3 Submission(RNC)

Flyweight
Ali Bagautinov def Geane Herrera via unanimous decision(30-27)

Schaub

Would you have helped Randa sweat out that last pound and a half?

Yeah who wouldnt

>bitch couldn't manage to make weight even though the new weight cut procedure was implemented
Cut her

Any streams pls?

valerie vs jojo should be the only girl fight on this card. this is shit.

Lesbian porn

Ngannou

i live in ottawa and ive never had a shawarma

they are fucking everywhere

they will overtake tim hortons soon

I'd gladly pick up a couple towels from the hotel lobby for her.

should've just shaved her head

I like schwarma.

Gay people
People in relationships
People with decent standards
People who don't want some flabby red haired dyke looking bitch

>randa half as mobile as hendo at half the age

You're missing out

>"SHE'S LOOKING FOR THAT STUPID SPIN"

The new live stats thing on Fight pass is bretty based

Didn't Saddam have some crazy super-size artillery project back in the 80s?

that's cultural appropriation

lol heard that too.

>THE AMOUNT OF BULLDYKES TAKING OVER THE WOMEN DIVISIONS IN THIS FUCKING SPORT

CUSTOMARY PISS BREAKS ARE NOW

MANDATORY PISS BREAKS

WEW LADS

Yes, Mostapha al-Turk

Her red hair looks dumb. Looked better not dyed

what's the proper wrist to wear your watch on?

left wrist master race

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Pillow-fisted Dykes

why is this blond fuck so afraid of groundfighting

t. George Bush

shwarma palace on carling is pretty dope

holy shit sauce

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that was a good piss

Okami vs Chris Leben is finally over

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HIGH TEST

>posting porn
>fake tits

kek

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>her wife

oh jesus

hnnng

>these fucking guys

Who is the MMA equivalent of JUST?

>tfw theres a halifax style donair place in ottawa but its kinda far away to walk to
its at centretown
anyone been there?

>jon anik is a good commentator

saddams revange

are cuss words haram?

Randa a qt :33

Aldo. Also Faber.

why do all you nerds act like this bitch isn't horrifically obese?

Left wrist.

Only queers wear it on the right one.

>Projecting

HEY NOW, BE CAREFUL

B A S E D

F I G H T F U

Gray Maynard

I want to be friends with detroit superstar

>Fake tits

You're a fucking moron

the lack of bunda in this thread is appalling

>it aint me starts playing

Haunted Housey

>not calling out an opponent
She was calling out Paige a while back on twitter and now was her chance. Lame.

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>>THE AMOUNT OF BULLDYKES TAKING OVER THE WOMEN DIVISIONS IN THIS FUCKING SPORT

wow, really puzzling that women's MMA is made up of brainy little asian doctors and attractive blonde economists.

I love it but t's a last-chance sport, face it.

I like this answer

McMeme

Pettis 100%

Kerr

this, what a fall from grace lmao

Karo Parysian

god i hate both of their faces

randa has been 2 fights away of getting fined for sayin magic word on fox

virgin

You're posting to a message board, in a browser, with access to the internet..................


Takes roughly 3.5 seconds to google it.

>tfw i watched Mir vs JDS instead of this fight

What did he mean by this?

God please let Sam smash this fucking Will Graham looking faggot

is Sam Alvey about to get fucked up?

Goddamn theodorou is man pretty

>The city of wmma

cut your hair

Yes

FUCKING REALLY?

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God what a faggot song to walk out to. fuck this literally /r/mma goof. I hope he gets smashed.

gus

It's because opposites attract. People who are a bit effeminate really like manly shoulders on women; people who have massive complexes about the sizes of their genitalia really like cartoonishly oversized breasts.

This isn't trolling by the way do a simple google search there are a few psychology research articles on it.

HE'S COMING IN TO THAT FUCKING SOUL SISTER SONG. MY GOD I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SEE SOMEONE GET BEAT UP SO BADLY IN MY LIFE.

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Time for Sam Alvey's wife to make my peepee hard

This. Annoying as shit.

Sam Alvey's smile fucking creeps me out. Like he is painfully stretching his face into something that appears like human elation.

I do not buy what he's selling. Not from those dead eyes.

>mfw I could heem every average bloke in here

Not for people like McGoober, Rory, Thompson, GSP and the likes.

Only the runts see it as a last-chance sport and that's why they never amount to much for a long time.

The happy song + smiling meme could take him a long way.

How does it feel that goofy fuck could hold you down, punch your face in and fuck your mother right in front of you while you're fucking paralyzed with fear.

Remember when Marreta did this?

>Mark Kerr vs every fat keyboard warrior

how good would it feel to be heeming the fuck out of the ginger with the grinning ear to ear gimmick

Glass jawed Alvey will be good enough and lucky enough to get the win

Damn, that precision and technical expertise
call SI, we've finally found the female GSP

>mfw i'm about to get heemed by a gay man