Difference between a pizza and a Jew ?

Difference between a pizza and a Jew ?

The pizza does not scratch the oven.
nazi jokes :v

Did nazi that coming Ann Frank-ly I'm offended.

lol :v

hah :v

>:v

Fuck off peru

why is it so bad to be a black jew? you have to sit at the back of the oven.

Gut!

The real answer : Pizza doesn,t Scream when it,s put into the Oven.
>pic related

also i believe pizza doesn't have arms or legs
but i may be incorrect

How many Jews can you fit into a car?

What,s the difference between a Nazi and a Faggot?

A: 90%

True.
A similarity is that they both come with toppings.

57

7 if its a lincoln and 50 in the ashtray

Ahaha. I love that one.

What,s the REAL reason Hitler commited suicide?

...

Because he was raped by Albert Speer and had severe PTSD as a result.

this guy here

How do you start a fight between two Jews?

One day Hitler was talking to one of his advisors and said 'im going to gas 6 million jews and 2 clowns' his advisor said 'why 2 clowns' hitler said 'see no oje cares about the jews'

What happened to the Jew who walked into a wall with a 6- inch boner? He squished his nose.

A: He received the Gas Bill

Drop a Penny between them

Classic

How many jews fit in a car? :v

How is copper wire made?

See

Haha. Jew really got me, I did nazi that one coming!

Who invented copper wire?

Ann Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

If this were YLYL, I fucking lost. Hard

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>be the Fuhrer
>take a tour of concentration camp
>ididnothingwrong.gif
>little jewish girl standing there, smiling
>walk over
>"Hi sweetie, why are you so happy?"
>cute as a can be she replies
>"I,m turning 6 tomorrow"!
>bend down and rustle her hair
>"Aww, aren,t you optimistic"

>How is copper wire made
Two Jews fought over a penny.

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