Guys

guys,
whats the secret to being happy ?

Drugs and weed obviously

drugs

>drugs
>and weed

weed is a drug, retard

money and honeys

two things
- Not telling people everything you know

Marijuana is a plant, aspie incestuous crotchspawn

makingashift.com

>marijuana is a plant

and weed is a drug, faglord

dubs confirm

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Anal.

getting a girl that worships you. The rest is gravy

It's a drug if you're a faggot that doesn't know what drugs are

You fucking idiot. That's the same thing as saying coffee is a drug. Coffee is not a drug, caffeine is a drug.

having a low life goal setting

OP

happiness is good, but what's best in life?

Remembering one day you will die and be released

do things that make you happy

Yep. Keep lowering that bar until you're happy.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.

Prayer and masterbation

You ever notice how zelda and conan had similar music?

Realising that how you feel isn't important. Focusing on others and service to, and stewardship over, your responsibilities and posessions.

Not being a faggot

Not giving a fuck. Letting go of your insecurities and embracing the fucked up, racist, retarded alcoholic that you are.

people
people are happiness, but also a woe
careful with that shit OP

that doesn't make you happy, it just makes it easier to accept your mediocre and generally shitty self, with your mindset you'll never move forward and improve yourself

this
also, it helps you move forward and improve yourself

Being needed.

Expect nothing out of life because it doesn't owe you anything.

Getting a girl that won't bitch too much. I know is a low bar.

it does, fuck you

Make it yourslef.

We got a closet junkie here.