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Let's do a Schizophrenia test
and compare results

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>psymed.info/schizophrenia-test
Haha some questions man: "I can hear other's people mind" All the time dude

I scored 31 on my test. See you guys in the mad house.

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I got a 41
I'm normal though this test is bullshit

OP is a fagg.

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"(...) suffering from severe schizophrenia".

alright...

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"I feel that my thoughts are taken out of my mind"
What does this mean?

lol its ask if u want to share to facebook kek.

I got 12.....is that good?

read the bottom after the number u potato.

22 am i alright doctor?

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I got a 63. I don't even hallucinate, I just get absorbed in my thoughts.

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>edgy as fuck

10

Thanks for helpin' a potato out.

78... i thought so! that was the exact number my knife told me before i started this test!

10/10

...

5

your knife tells me secrets in the dark

would you like me to tell you some of them?

128

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i am suffering from schizophrenia

ur welcome.

same here this is putting me on edge though

50 cause im a shiz phag

>I can predict the future
Well...not in a psychic paranormal sense. But if anyone pays attention to their surroundings, knows their history, and is reasonably intelligent they should be able to make a good prediction of things that might unfold. Does that make them schizophrenic?

how can the brain absorb itself?

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>prediction of things that might unfold

Trump or Clinton will be POTUS

>I can predict the future

I'm not schizo, but the one about nothing seeming real hit close. I constantly feel like I'm dreaming and that things don't matter/aren't real, or like everything is far away. What the fucks wrong with me Sup Forums?

I got 15 and it says I'm probably suffering from schizophrenia. I guess by this meter everyone is a schitzoid.

Scored a 2 on scitzo. And 21 on depression cuz I'm a sad panda

I got a 26 but that's kinda weird because I actually have diagnosed schizophrenia.

i got 19

21 out of ?
I'm having an existential crisis, so I guess that somehow gives me schizophrenia? Also, I'm legit diagnosed with ptsd, IED and major depression, pretty sure my doctor would catch if I had schizo

64, says I should go to the hospital. Screw that, I'm not letting those doctors plot against me and run tests on me.

kek

26

"diagnosed"

> will welcome you

This "test" is retarded because you should already be worrying about mentao priblems if you andwred yes ti more than 3 questions.

I definitely feel like I'm a sort of crazy.

Things really bother me and give me an emotion there isn't a name for. It's somewhere between extreme frustration, rage, and shame. Also, things stick to me. You know how some times things bug a person but they eventually just forget? I can remember what was bothering me 15 years ago. 20 years ago. Nothing rolls off me, even if I can rationalize that it's really no biggie and I should just be cool. That emotion takes over and the feeling just sticks to me.

nah im just joking, i dont own a knife! Just a gas can and a ighter

kek

never burn bridges with your knife, it might stab you in the back

Did I spell it wrong, why did you quote it

Service now down...

It's total anarchy there, the rules say no racism outside of /b

no reason, go to sleep

Silly user whos to say it didnt already stab me?

>score is sixteen
>you are probably suffering from schizophrenia
>for saying I'm absorbed in my thoughts
Really nigga?

if it did I would know, wouldn't I?

i have diagnosed schizophrenia, no need to take tests

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Okay goodnight

Right? I put that too and it gave me a higher score.
>ITT if you're not a drone, you're crazy and need pillz

Just because you have diagnosed people with schizophrenia doesn't mean you don't have it

My knife could be lying to you... i hide the wounds pretty well

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satanic trips, chek'em
i meant i have schizophrenia bro, i'm not a doc

it does lie, but I see through the lies for the true meaning behind your knife

I know

44. Im not so bad

I scored 66

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y'all niggas crazy

I got 15 for saying my thoughts/feeling sometimes influence my actions like what the fuck. I also sometimes want to find a meaning in life, I've yet to find one but still.

This test is pretty shit

You knew, before I stole it from you.

You're most likely tired of yourself without realizing it. Or maybe you realize it and don't do anything about it. Though i could say this to just about anyone and be right..

>impregnating my tinfoil skullcap

naw m8, this brain is mine

Well...

I put that too. I also put that external factors sometimes influence my thoughts and actions. How does that indicate schizophrenia? Literally every living thing's thoughts and actions are influenced by external factors.

I scored 11

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you're not allowed to think, stop that shit, you're not good at it

is the sound of madness really just a mediocre song or a real thing?

youtube.com/watch?v=c-lF0eF4XP8

no that makes them autistic

I was diagnosed anyways so.

31. i'm "suffering from schizophrenia" lol

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and if you're curious here's a sociopath one
psymed.info/sociopath-test

kek

85 btw

I think most doctors would be looking for extremely disorganized thoughts and speech, visual and auditory hallucinations and extreme withdrawal from every day life. Answering 16 questions doesn't prove anything

I don't need no test I already got the doctor's note

i scored 16

compared to these psychos here i feel like a normie

70 here,
but these questions aren't accurate.
The fact that you are aware of outlying effects on your actions, thoughts and emotions shouldn't imply you are ill.
In fact, you are more knowledgeable than the average person.
People don't really have free will. It's a lie they tell themselves. But you only realize it when you think and question what is real and what you were just told.
The person who made this test obviously isn't that intelligent.

>71
see you niggers in hell

hey I got 31 too

>People don't really have free will. It's a lie they tell themselves

So two countries, two armies are fighting, killing each other... this is all predetermined?

>no free will?

naive

everyone is getting 31 this is bs

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BUT HOW CAN THAT BE WHEN I'M POSTING IN AIRPLANE MODE?!

Naive is believing in free will

Actually, yes it is.
You as a human are trying in all scenarios to do what is best in that scenario, which is based on your past experiences, and the reasoning you have gained.
Of course, there's always the possibility that you are mentally ill and can't make rational decisions.

Think of it this way. You have teachers and parents to thank for your vocabulary and understanding of the English language.
Like that, everything you know, and have done up to this point is granted to you.

You can call me naive all you want. That just means when you finally get it, you'll feel stupid.

kek >confidentiality agreements

please. you have the will to do whatever you wish whoever told you otherwise brain washed you, son.

and yes I feel comfortable calling you son because you're clearly an adolescent.

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same happens to me user i think its from my constant stress and anxiety and my body is simply protecting its self you not a schizo every thing passes with time user trust me if i can make it through so can you :)

You always have a choice, nothing is ever forced. This is simpleton creationism theory you're believing, people.