Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have a good wank
Shinoa claimed
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that thread went pretty fast
>u wot
>smugger
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>claim
Found a job you might like?
Yeah, the new games made me into a poorer man than what I was before kek
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>CONCERNS!!!
Maybe you can make your bike amphibian?
Got you fam
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No I wasn't
Miho claimed
Y'all can go home.
I have best Waifu.
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whats poppin tho
Akiko claimed NYAAAA
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>smug thread
I spot a cute
I hate Mei
she's the worst
i want her to die
>an qt
PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES
It's between DD or one of the local groceries.
Kek, how many did you buy?
You know you wanted to jump in.
Memes.
>Best idol claimed
Haha, it can go in a bit of water, but on a slick road it's a big nope! Especially with my tendency to speed like a madwoman!
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oh shit
Well fuck it's 5:30
Im off bros, see you in a few hours
May y'all be spared of the terrors of your mind unlike me
I agree
Akiko a cute
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Fuck yes! My only concerns are the snakes and leeches. Maybe alligator gars too
But can it do this?
youtu.be
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Akiko! And me.
All your waifus are now belong to me!
Obligatory claim.
>no trips
>not even dubs
Get the fuck out
Night peach demon. I pray you don't have them
>shinoa
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Choose the one you'll like the most!
>if you can't decide, let the money talk
I bought like 5 games
Plus a bottle of expensive scotch
Goodnight!
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Hi there
How you been?
fuck off Spike yew fuggin wanker
ill fokin knock yur socks off you fooking cunt
Hey hand-man
Handman, how are ya?
Pft, nice try.
Hello hand-kun
I wish! I'm thinking of getting an off road for my next bike honestly. They seem like a metric fuck ton of fun!
absolutely disgusting
My love
Doing good, adorable. How you been?
Sleep well?
Doing good, fancy hat. Just relaxing with some food, nice night.
How's your day going?
Heyo, Miho. How are ya?
Hey, Spike. Day going well?
I may not have a motorcycle, but I agree!
I wish I had a damn fine MTB just to have some fun going down some mountains
Lovable Sand Dove.
What you up to?
4AM, about to grab some breakfast.
Do ote noteworthy today?
Coughing like crazy. I think i got strep throat or something. And no health care thanks Obama.....
Beautiful~
watching criken videos
You?
But really, what's new Mugi?
Sleep tight.
Oh fuck that mang. Too many critters.
Working in the grocery is more favorable since it's a cozy little mom & pop store.
>if you can't decide, let the money talk
Hell yeah. Damn man nice. Enjoying it all?
Hi hand, up to anything good?
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Bro doing something like that would be epic! I want a touring for my first
Welcome to Texas
Been well! Sleeping better now that it's all sorted out.
Good to hear that you're well. Been up to much lately?
sorry, not real spike, just being an impostor
i saw him on earlier though
Nice quads handsome
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>he he
Nice!
yes, I enjoy them all! I barely scrape by when it comes to food but I had to cut that off anyway so it's alright~
>2222
Nice
Haha, Trail bikes aren't THAT much, are they?
Got me a touring bike already! I'm thinking of taking a week or two off once I'm finally stable enough and don't have a bunch of bills to pay, and just taking a cross country trip. I'm just wondering where I'd take it to. I only have a few places I'd go at the moment...
Oh yeah, what do you plan on eating?
Nah, day's average as usual. Nothing special. Thanks for asking though, adorable.
Yes, yes you are.
>Criken
I was right in choosing you.
Kek, I actually met Oats once if he's still in his videos. Dude's kind of a dick.
I'm just hanging out, might watch some videos/listen to music soon. Thanks for asking, lovely.
Oh yeah? Glad you two sorted it out last night, just nice to see things turn back to normal around here. Happy you're sleeping well again, wonderful.
Thanks, man. I haven't been doing much, just played Halo and napped for a bit. That's really it.
Can't complain though, heh.
Well thank ya anyway for being honest, user.
How are you doing?
Thanks, Rory. Day going well?
Thank Yuuko, he's the master behind it all.
>How are you doing?
WDYD: you are a doctor giving a young man's physical so he can play on a sports team for his high school. When touching his genitals, he says, "oohhhhh you touch my talala" weirded out but continuing work you ask him to cough. He replied with "Mmm my ding ding dong"
What Do you Do? And post face reaction using waifu only
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Continue giving physical and then tell all at the clinic what the fuck just happened
Rip his penis off for disrespecting me.
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Probably a slice of toast and a cup of tea.
The usual laid back Saturday.
Please no ;_;
>missed that face
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Ooohhhhh sounds epic! What's a touring bike like? Would you recommend it to a beginner?
Cheap one aren't expensive, but they're heavy as a brick kek
I want to have one of those crazy expensive ones. Like around 7k
Yuuko is giving ya quads? Lucky! :o
>I can't complain, I'll probably go to bed soon
>Yourself?
I keep doing my job because I'm paid to do it
>and don't want any complaints against me
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oh, nothing much, shitposting. well, i gotta leave now, but you seem nice for a hand.
Kek, no thanks. I'll keep my deer and rabbits thank you.
>Although I may be down there this summer.
Wew, make sure you get some meals in you though.
Table of 25 ordered 8 meals. Other than that its a rush to clean down.
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It is so much better like this. Heh,I don't think I could have lasted much longer without him. Thank you!
>Halo and napped for a bit
Sounds comfy as hell dude.
I've just been watching S2 of Non Non the whole day in bed.
I am, just less of it~
>and no snacks
>41cm twin cannons
hello sunshine
I continue to sing where he left off, and dance to it to boot. Show that casul what for!
Well, I can't speak on it just yet, as it's still getting worked on. I will say, they're big, and a bit heavy if you get a larger one or put racks on it. For a beginner, they can work. Just don't get a large CC and take it slow. I know before I got this one, I was looking at a Honda NC700X, and it seemed pretty nice. Overall, it's the stiff handlebars that you'll have to get used to.
I don't know how rough it would be, but couldn't you get one of those kits from ebay and turn a normal 10 speed into a makeshift dirt bike?
Mmmm, sounds like a good Saturday. Hope the rest of it goes well after that, man. Relax it up.
Perks of the title I suppose, icing on the cake if you will.
>That's good to hear, lovely. Hope you get some actual sleep and that you don't wake up at midnight again.
>Just relaxing, eating, and chatting it up with friends. Thanks for asking.
Better than dying, eh? See you later, man. Stay safe, was nice chatting with ya.
You see nice for an user as well.
>for a hand.
What do you mean "you people".
Damn, that sounds really busy man. Hope it wasn't too bad. Happy you're getting business though.
I'm just happy you're feeling better, man.
>Was pretty comfy, no joking.
Nice, sounds like you've been relaxing yourself. That's good to hear.
Found some relatable feels.
>Yui
Ooohhhhh what city? Cause if it's waco...
Damn if its heavy then a skelly like me will have trouble lifting it LOL
Karma is my fav in that show
>missed that face
>is that all?
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Hello Yuuko
Fluffy as ever?
Thank you. I owe it to you aswell, heh. You helped me alot back there.
I hope you have a nice night dude.
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Even more so~
Goodnight beautiful thread.
I could, but I don't think it would be as good as a Giant or a Trek bike
I'll probably get one only when I get a really good income tho
Hand is a lucky bastard~
It's already midnight.. I don't wake up in the middle of the day anymore. Now I wake up at 1pm
I see, hope you're having a good time handsome~
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Sleep tight Fluffo
Have sweet dreams!
>Kirino
>and no snacks
You poor soul.
Houston and maybe Dallas.
Kek, you in Waco?
Sleep tight.
Howdy niggers
>notice me
Well..... maybe a bit more~
Fuck no! Waco is wako!
H-town nigga!
Notice!
Milinda claim
see you!!
Don't mention it, man. I'm just happy you're feeling better, that's really all I wanted.
You do the same, beautiful.
Goodnight, love. Sleep warm and well.
Indeed I am, Yuuko's great.
I'm glad you're getting more sleep, cute stuff. It's good to see you're doing well also, buddy.
How's your sister doing?
I know ;-;
I had some chips today so everything is alright now!
>noticed
What's up nigger?
Daily dong
best waifu, you all are faggots
welcome back!! how'd everything go???
Heyo, rabbit. How are ya?
Tanks for noticing me
Abouta play some cs:go
This is for you
>moka
Don't encourage the furfag, handman
I live
You're back!
How do you feel?
I'm also glad I'm getting more sleep~
My sister is doing great. I got her into cycling so now she's actually doing some sport
She's also going to an amusement park tomorrow so she's happier than usual! Thanks for asking handsome
>dat pic
What the fuck?
>lewd
Wew lad
I got a lot of pictures of that car meet for you.
>hugs
Haha, what's so bad about it?
>H-town
Ayy lmao I'll wear my Love Live shirt
>If I had one :(
Milinda! Been worried about you, how's everything?
Delicious, what kind?
Glad to see you back you ballsy idiot.
How'd the surgery go?