Me and my girlfriend are broke and sober at a shitty bar full of drunk people

Me and my girlfriend are broke and sober at a shitty bar full of drunk people.
Wat do Sup Forums?

It's in South Dakota so there's a bunch of dumb asses here be creative

Go somewhere and make love .

kill yourselves

>get drunk as fuck
>Start conversation with other drunk people
>Gbrgrbebervbebluuehuue
>Laugh hysterically
>Have shit ton of sex at home
>Puke cause you still fucking smashed
>Fast forward two days
>Gf is back at her own house
>You're depressed
>Kill yourself
>Reincarnate into dat boi
>Kill yourself again
>O shit.jpg

masturbate on the jukebox

post her tits

Fuck her on spot essert dominance

Too many people or we would, nothing that's gonna get us sent to jail

>kill yourselves
no you

Juke box is a shitty dj

Rip that retarded piercing out of her face and post pics.

keep up the good work, you're doing great and at a constant pace! it will all get even better from here on

Get a job?

Go fuck in the bathroom. Post pics.

You should definitely both take your "plugs" out of your ears. That is some douchey 2006 fucking cringe stuff. Get rid of them, now.

Kiss her then
Boychick

Sell her ass for liquor. Ditch her and lets get shitfaced.

Seen plenty of good suggestions and you haven't done one. You're both a pair of poor needy faggots.

i'll send you 150 bucks on paypal if you make a video of her giving you a blowjob right there

I don't have plugs friendo and she has tunnels if you're gonna hate on something at least know something about iT

>waddup

Tits or gtfo

Cringed

You can have my tunnels ;)

looks stupid and you look like a faggot.

Kiss her.

Show us her body!

i'd beat the fucking shit out of you and her

youtube barbets and win drinks

Kiss

Good contribution ass hat

Half the fun is the fear of getting caught. Forbidden fruit and all that

Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

I won't kiss her because I'm a gentleman.