Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: My dick hurts and you didn't read this. Got it?!
Shinoa claimed
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>vagina mouth
hot
For?
yeah, my drinking is more controlled tonight, last night was just cus i was doing shots with my dad and brother in law for various reasons kek
Nice! how was your day dude?
I want to be that little witch grill
oh shit! but if you were that fucked up why'd you go home? had to fap that bad eh?
>nothing productive
Same, after i got done with the moving i literally did nothing at all from noon onwards haha
>sprints on my bike
I imagined you standing on a bike thats going that fast but sprinting and it made me giggle
Also claiming
Obligatory claim.
In a way. Since the front is locked with the brake, lifting it like that essentially makes it get to a lean angle that you can upright it from. Most of the new touring bikes like the one I mentioned are very light. I'd suggest getting a small foam may though, laying the bike down, and practice lifting it up. Maybe I'll make a video of me doing it for you.
A 2015 CBR300R and a 1992 ZX11.
>The handlebars on that bike
Those always looked uncomfortable to me.
>Heading to work, will be back soon!
kagami claimed!!
>smug of smug
Forgot smug
> I noticed
>Moka
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>Shiro
Yes
Miho claimed
Stop masturbating for like 2 days thats what i usually do
I just wish anime was real
i left for a bit lol
>Amatsu
Ah... the memories
>thanks for the nostalgia
>Kagami
Cold's only good if you have something to keep yourself warm with
>something to cuddle would be a good start
>Shinoa
Fuck that's embarassing
>End me now
You're fucked now, Shinoa
Milinda claim
Yeah. Also I make bad decisions when concussed... kek
I will listen to everyone now. Im sorry if I was being bullheaded and stupid earlier...
Because I had too many painkillers on board. And a concussion... I wasn't thinking too clearly....
Your bikes look really nice!
It's strangely comfy, plus I'm extra aerodynamic when I am on the drops (the lower part of the handlebar)
See ya soon friend!
You're welcome qt
Nah it's alright. We all make mistakes :)
You see nothing
Kek it's okay! No sweat I was talking about onigiri
...
;)
>i wish anime was real
only if im the MC with a nice harem, but i wouldn't be
>wasn't thinking too clearly
needing to fap does that to people, no worries, although now you know haha so how long do you think you'll be in the hospital?
Aww yeah! How's the day, mang?
>shinoa
>something to cuddle
damnit...i guess i could cuddle myself
>inb4 how was he wank
Thank you princess, so how long will it have to be now?
>Wiosna
It's time to stop :(
At least they're contained in there safe space kek.
Yeah the trip may be consumed with the fam, never met this branch before.
Excellent, my dad flew back from out of state so we hung around town for a bit. Yours?
>Best idol claimed
>nice loli
i spent another friday just chilling with my brother
I guess. Just I tend to make more than most.... Im an idiot...
Dammit Koko...
Hopefully not too much longer. Doc says probably 2 more days.
Your welcome my Idol
pretty good, helped some old people move some shit and felt like hercules kek, but after that i didn't do anything, just lazed around. How bout yours?
Nice! what did you guys do? and my day was aight, see above
Hey, was I wrong? was it not a nice one?
>nice loli
you stupid aspie degenerate
>lol mugi fuk u i bet you can't fucking play pic related
Who needs oxygen.
I can cuddle with you if you'd like
>I'd hate to see someone go cold
IT'S NEVER TIME TO STOP
Only my dick
Background character in love with the girl.avi
How about not a thimbnail?
Too chubby for me you sicko
>mediocre loli
Me i keep coughing
yeah you faggots like this shit?
youd like it more if she had a dick
queers
You sick or something?
Here's another one :^)
So am I
Trust me, we all make mistakes
>2 days
that aint too bad, imagine the load you'll bust when you get home!
>nice loli
Fuckin same, imagine Sunahara from clannad
*Heracles you faggot
Also guess who
Forgot to link
youtube.com
>Amatsu
I didnt care for nononon
>moka
>youd like it more if she had a dick
Men are pretty great, I'd give you that.
awwww. i would like that!! thank you hanako!!!
Right!?
I know that feel. I have fam in Denmark and Australia that I never met too. Just be ready for some shitty drivers, shitty truckers, shitty traffic too
Fucking NOICE!!
Flooding.
Got you fam. No homo tho ok?
;_;
Nice loli
>
Tats.
I think i got strep throat.
Its 1am and im hearing power tools.
>no homo
You do know saying that makes you more of a fag, Shinoa
>Trips of Truth Checked.
Okay. Thanks friend. That's just the confidence boost I needed Hugs
Yeah!
>Shut up Koko... kek
Dio-sama...
Nope
>Guess
>Inb4 Namesync cheap way out
I'm guessing Mikan.
Strep throat? Should get some anti-biotics or some shit. I forget how you treat that. I hope it clears up soon, man.
>Its 1am and im hearing power tools.
Kinky.
heres the real faglord supreme
sup overlord cockschlupper
>nice loli
>drunk hanagato reporting in
Lost
its time to stop
Nah
thanks shinoa, of course no homo lol
What's with all the homosexual terms, u ghey or somthin kiddo?
ur fucked up or somthin, kiddo?
>liking his loli as bones
Next you'll tell me twinks are pretty cute
>guess who
Some stupid bitch?
Still flooding? why not just drink all the water?
Hey, no shame in the game homie, are any of your nurses qt?
Sup dio
Vigil?
>anti-biotics
I aint got money for that. But i think i got some left for when i got my wisdom teeth removed.
Texas?
Anytime friend!
>hugs
>41cm twin cannons
>drunk
ayyy
>some stupid bitch
Close, but not enough
Hey honey!
>you look a little tipsy
A really stupid bitch?
Nurp
But not a faggot right?
Ive seen a lot of dicks so i really dont want to see yours
Thanks! Whats new with you?
i aint the one who reigns supreme over bonervilles peckerwood villa
only the stiffest of homoslabs for lord dio
How'd that go? Hopefully no autism.
2 days, 48 hours, 2,880 minutes. Just distract yourself princess~
Ran some errands for the house, went out to eat, and just drove around catching up.
Ayy cool man, those gains are showing already lel.
NO. That song destroyed me, never again.
I hope you get Discount Megumin stamped on your forehead.
Damn two different countries. That's even worse. Kek, is there anything that's not shit?
Claiming
I sure hope you do, lovely. I'll have to give ya CPR if you go passing out on me from all that coughing.
Mikan/Vigil (The Fly) type hybrid?
I still don't know wether your waifu is supposed to be human or not.
>12.7cm cannons.
>not drunk
hello.
you look... different?
Do i see the name of legendar Eric Clapton?
Those are some pointy tits
Ten?
Ruby?
Seriously got nothin
you dont understand something
big surprise
if it aint dicks you ineducate
That's a negatory
(hint: i have a husbando)
Syndra
Wew
Hehe~
Just today
>
>drink all the water
Nigga I'm not drowning yet lol
Uhhhhh
Texas.
HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I already have a stamp
>
What's new? Nothing much.. I plan on doing a giant ride of 3+ hours in a few days
What about you?
I'm also drinking~!
How are you?
I will try! Holy shit my birthday is in 24 hours... Fuck i'm gonna be stuck in a hospital...
Spike!Your gonna see alot of dicks in the navy too
>moka
I'm pretty sure I'm still the same. I think you're seeing things
>You sure you're alright?
Lui
Suprisingly hard to find pictures of transparent cum on the internet.
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>Shiro
John Carpenter's The Thing?
Was gonna guess Ginko. But I'm assuming Is a cheating bastard who uses Namesync.
Shame.
You seem to be confused, I believe you are mistaking "Dio" for "Dicks" I understand that Dio is a very seducing being, but I believe you are mistaking Dio's natural lust for your lust for cocks.
Neither, seeJust because i like tea and call people fags doesn't mean I'm Syndra
But I could go for a Syndra Cream
Cant find them but found 3 oxycodone. Maybe i felt them at my moms.
im here but thats not me
im making fun of the cocklord
Kek
Wew
Neo
>shinoa
what the fuck.
drunk... off of two winecoolers.
uauuauuuu
n...no... the trips confirm but..
i coulda sworn you looked different.
>also why havn't you added me on telegram yet
Sound like you need some special birthday treatment.
these go on long, nyarko claimed.
I've been traveling for work, and I've just made it back to my apartment in NM. Is this Shinoa-bro? How have you been?
Damn, what's up with you and medical issues lately. You're to sweet for that.
I hope you just left them at your moms, hope you get them quick so your throat ain't bad no more, man.
holy shit you live in new mexico???
>husbando
>dio already claimed
Pretty easy to guess
Im also on mobile
Prepare your anus
>but not a faggot
kek, nah, i meant more like his position in the group
Nice! sounds like a cool day
>gains are showing
I wish lol
U stupid a su'm?
This changes things
It's the eyelashes and constant bird mouth
What?
Jesus Christ Dio give the kid a chance
I'm still the same, honey. I think you need to lie down...
>I don't know what that is