I've been stealing booze from my work for the past couple of weeks, since I ran out of money and Im an alcoholic. Ive been stealing good shit, because if Im gonna get canned for theft, Im not gonna drink the bottom-shelf shit I usually drink. Its Jameson Caskmates, tonight.
I came straight home, took two double shots, smoked a half a bowl, took two more double shots, puked, took one more double shot, and finished my bowl. Truly, this is how man was meant to live.
Also, general Alcoholism thread.
Isaiah Garcia
>Truly, this is how man was meant to live. > took two more double shots, puked, took one more double shot,
A man's supposed to live by purposely inducing himself into alcohol poisoning, throwing up, and then drink more? Man, your life sounds shitty as fuck. Not to mention the overall loss of money/booze just from throwing up alone. Learn to handle your shit, so that you can become a more functional alcoholic. I'm sure you're the type of person that does everything half-assed in your life. At the very least, you should do your best to become the most functional alcoholic possible.
That, or grow the fuck up, stop hitting the sauce so damn hard, and practice some self control..
Adam Davis
Im usually very high-functioning and can totally handle my shit. But today was a rough day and Im guzzling the shit. Its abnormal for me, which is what prompted me to start the thread in the first place.
Also, check your sarcasm detector, faggot.
Jaxon Cox
Do you know anything about brandy or cognac? I'm looking to get into them but I don't know which ones are supposed to be good.
Samuel Richardson
I'm drinking the same user. Good stuff.
I paid for mine, though. I have $5500 in the bank.
Dylan Foster
There are tiers to that shit.
>V.S = Very Special. This is the bottom of the decent shit.
>V.S.O.P = Very Special Old Pale, meaning the youngest brandy in the blend was aged for at least 6 years.
>X.O. means Extra Old and they are aged for a minimum of 6 years, but usually a lot more.
Liam Campbell
If only I had the money... I just watched season 2 of True Detective and they guzzle $250 bottles of Blue Label like its fuckin NOTHING.
Kevin Murphy
It's pretty nice user. I can't afford blue though. I do have some glen fidditch.
Austin Phillips
I would "settle" for any kind of single-malt. My buddy spoiled me with some Hibiki once, and whiskey has never been the same.
Jackson Wilson
Ok so XO's the best, but what are the price ranges? Also what brands should I be looking for? I'm thinking of getting a 375ml bottle and 30 bucks would be the most I'd spend at the moment.
Angel Brooks
How much is a bottle? Should i grab one for some friends coming over tomorrow? I was just going to get some more glen fidditch or otherwise johnny black, for about 45~ $
Jayden Williams
Very true. Reads exactly how I was thinking.
Isaiah Carter
You can pick up some Suntory Hibiki for like $60 bucks if youre willing to fork it over. Id save it for dates instead of friends, but that would imply I have dates these days.
Justin Foster
Tullamore Dew for this poor fag. My drinking is becoming a problem, so I am supposed to be stopping. My girlfriend picked me up a cider for "being good"
fuuck user, gimme some whiskey
Elijah Williams
You can do a lot with that much for that small of a bottle. I honestly am not a huge cognac person. Its too sugary for me. Courvoisier, Hennessy, and Remy Martin are go-to brands, and they sell all types.
Logan Smith
Tullamore Dew is mad decent. Im a major poor-fag as well, so thats actually a treat for me. Im used to Evan Williams garbage.
Christopher James
Also, we have matching dubs. Lets get married and fuck.
Ayden Morales
yeah true, It's a special occasion thing. I just swill Jamesons, usually
Henry Moore
Is it really that good? Even compared to a single malt?
Cameron Butler
If you get another 22 dubs Im gonna shit myself, holy fuck....
Also, yeah, its worth it. Its that Japenese perfection. Its smooth as all shit, kinda sweet on the uptake, with a good heat going down. Obviously, you cant go wrong with a single malt, but if youre used to Glen, give the Hibiki a try. Its totally different, and Im not sure how to describe it..
Full disclosure, I am a weeaboo faggot, but I swear I had never heard of Hibiki till my buddy put two fingers of it in my hand. Its good shit.
Cameron Rivera
Alright thanks. I usually just get whiskey or scotch but I had this one brandy, I have no idea what it was at a family gathering and really liked it. My go-to drink is whiskey but I occasionally get bored of it and feel like trying other things.
Oliver Thompson
Best of luck in your hunt, user. I only know about fancy cognacs because of mainstream rap/hip-hop, and the small amount of knowledge picked up from selling it. I cannot be your Spirit Guide tonight, as much as I wish I could be.
Xavier Morgan
I saw a bottle in this one bar not too long ago so I guess I'll try a shot sometime before committing to a bottle.
Jose Martin
>i'm "high functioning" >I steal alchohol and smoke week
Lol.
Grayson Peterson
Ayyyyy I'm on to jameson caskmates tonight too b/ro. My favorite Irish whiskey, haven't drank an Irish whiskey I don't like yet. I paid for mine though.
Joshua Price
Definitely a good idea, but I dont think you will be disappointed. Have you heard of Pigs Nose scotch? Its a blend of 12 different single malts that is supposed to be smooth as a velour ballsack. Only $40 for a fifth. Ive been wanting to try it for months, now.
Levi Cook
Mah nigga! Im legit jealous you paid for yours. I feel like a degenerate fuckup. But I gotta stay sauced, otherwise the demons come out.
Easton Howard
Learn to fuckin' spell basic words and I might take your criticism seriously.
When was the last time you washed the three X's off the back of your hand, you fuckin' tool? I'm drunk as fuckin' balls right now and my conventions are well-proper.
Parker Carter
Puked from 8 shots and you call yourself an alcoholic? What are you a fucking pussy? And you seem to have enough money for weed. You're stealing because you're a klepto.
Austin Morales
8 shots within 5 min is what happened to trigger my body's natural defense against alcohol poisoning. Not knowing that basic fact doesnt make you a stupid faggot.
What makes you a stupid faggot is that you think weed needs to be paid for... lololol
David Wright
Old copy pasta fooling the new friends maXpar bros
Josiah Carter
>8 shots within 5 min is what happened to trigger my body's natural defense against alcohol poisoning so pussy confirmed. sorry to hear you're such a huge faggot user
Ryder Hughes
I posted a similar thread 2 years ago after I came home from work and guzzled 3 pints of vodka. If you truly remember that shit, I worship you as a Sup Forums God.
If not, fuck off, an hero, and do it in a way that shows up on the news.
Jonathan Sanders
"You wanna fuckin fite me, m8?! I will fuckin beat ur ass while guzzling a 50 gallon drum of moonshine because FUCK YOU, IM NOT INADEQUATE, I DONT HATE MY DAD, FUCKYOUFUCKYOU..."
etc etc...
Jace Moore
last time I checked alcoholism isn't really about getting black out, just about not getting that fucking dry shakey, stomach upset thing. Never really figured you would take 8 shots at once, maybe a bit of chugs to get back to equilibrium, but what?
Logan Jackson
i also have 300 confirmed kills if you were wondering
David Reyes
This Sup Forumsro gets it. When you get forced to spend 8 stressful hours dead-sober, you compensate in weird fuckin ways.
Oliver Harris
In the story it was 6 shots then you puked and then you did the other 2. 6 shots is not puke worthy frendo
Jordan Clark
Also, As soon as I get home, I try to get as drunk as possible as soon as possible because my nicotine dependency is tied in to my alcohol dependency, and I cant enjoy a cig unless Im shitfaced. Hence, my desire to fuck myself up as soon as I can, to justify my smoking.
Joshua Martin
Only granny's and niggers drink that shit
Liam Price
>truly this is how man is supposed to live
Nolan Reyes
6 double shots, you dumb fag-tron. In fact, its actually more, since the shot-glass Im using is INSANE. Each shot I take equals two whole swallows of alcohol, at the very least.
Isaiah Hall
This nigger gets it.
Jordan Gray
Haha enjoy being poor and dying early
Colton Lewis
That makes it a blended whisky, and it looks nasty as shit to be honest.