If you where going down into a dungeon with your party to kill a fierce, unknown beast...

if you where going down into a dungeon with your party to kill a fierce, unknown beast, what would be some good items to take along with you?
>max 5 items

One Dwarven Artificier, because fuck your game balance.

FROG
FROG UNICYCLE
O
SHIT
WADDUP

>runes for invisibility spell cast on group allowing time to collect information/process strategies once foe reveals itself
>strength/defense buff splash potions?
>bag of runes for spell book changes to access broader range of useful magicks
>super splash health potion (group heal with 25% less effectivity as an ordinary super health potion used on an individual)
>resurrection phial

fag of the utmost caliber

waiting for what others might bring in this situation

5 nukes are all I need

weapons

Grapple hook all day.

Escape rope

>insert "call him a faggot" Sup Forums banner

>cock
>balls
>spices
>frying pan
>Infinity Gauntlet

Weed
Yuengling
A Whore
Doritos
Oh yeah, and maybe a sword, I dunno.

Hmm... grappling hook, a crowbar, 100ft chain, 4 oil potions/flasks, and a few phials of acid. Thats usually what i use to explore.
>too high up to jump
>locked doors or rubble
>too far down to jump
>traps and monsters can slip or be set on fire
>acid is useful to deal with traps, locks, rubble, enemies, cursed items etc

>max 5 items

Then one of each jeez. I usually dont even use the oil flasks. But when i do its always great.
>antechamber has a mass of skeletons on stairs
>throw on stairs and alert to our presence
>the bolt down
>16 slip
>2 die
>only 4 left standing and 14 on the floor in a bone pile

Would take Sun Crusher and dat boi. Don't need anything else

Wand of Wishing

...

u seem like you are some kind of support unit.
you wouldnt bring in any weapons or anything?
just magic?

>1 missle launcher
>another missle launcher
>1 missle
>another missle

These would be off hand items that would be in your inventory while your actual armor/weaponry are overlooked, I assumed that our gear like armor/weaponry would be something we were already equipped with beneath the 5 item max.

>5 items
>brings ass load of potions and runes

>strength/defense buff splash potions?
I was only implying that I might bring one or the other but my saying "potions", plural, is misleading *

>bag of runes for spell book changes to access broader range of useful magicks
you got me here since I want to pass a bag of runes as a singe item, but if you want to be tight on that little detail then I guess 2 of the total part members will be of either pure mage/sub-mage class
>only one will bring an item for a single spell book change

>super splash health potion (group heal with 25% less effectivity as an ordinary super health potion used on an individual
this is a single item just with a splash effect so it's more efficient given the limitation of space

>dakka
>moar dakka
>Ammo Grotz
>da boyz
>WAAAAAGH!

WE'Z GONNA KILL 'EM GOOD!

I would take bags that can carry 5 items
in those bags I would put bags that can carry 5 items
In the bags in those bags I would put bags that can carry 5 items
In the bags in those bags of those bags I would put bags that can carry 5 items
In the bags of those bags in those bags within those bags, I would put a shitload of bags

Guns and shit
Bubblegum
Wife beater
Hair gel

1 suit of T-60e with reinforced titanium plating as shown in pic related
1 loaded M42 "FatMan" tactical shoulder mounted low yield mini nuke launcher
1 big ass war-hammer called the Volendrung
1 7.62mm Vindicator minigun loaded with titanium tipped armor piercing rounds
1 satchel full of about two dozen TX-28 MicroFusion Packs primed and ready for detonation

I'd use the motion tracking software in my suits helmet to locate and sneak up on the beast using an integrated stealth system, plant the satchel full of fusion cores in a choke position in the dungeon, open up with the minigun walking backwards to my choke point and once the beast is direstly on top of those fusion cores I'd use the fire and forget M24 to detonate the cores, by now there is absolutely no reason for the beast to not be vaporized but if it somehow survived i'd attempt to beat it to death with the hammer. if all else fails I'd overload the TX-28 MicroFusion cell powering my T60 and gtfouta there
if the beast isnt dead at that point then it probably isnt going to die

Kek

>sword
>shield
>torch
>rope
>food

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possibly the most sensible and realistic reply to this post even

1. Bag of Holding
2. ????
3. Profit!

4 80cm gustav shells
1 80cm gustav cannon

lure beast out of dungeon
blast it into oblivion

Lamtern
Crossbow
Quiver of bolts
Grapple
Rope for grapple

Gonna find me a sniper spot

1. My Katana
2. My Fedora

>don't need anything else

1. an everything proof shield
2. an everything effective sword
3. drugs for my autism
4. drugs for my cancer
5. drugs for my suicide

>knife
>other knife
>glasses
>doritos
>mountain dew

All i need is 1 thing, a friend who is 70 levels above the dungeon lvl.

ahhhhhhhh ye

>Dat
>Boi
>Oh
>Shit
>Waddup

3 more wishes

10 foot pole
10 foot pole
10 foot pole
10 foot pole
and a mace

Bag of holding
Portable hole
Grandfather clock
Everlasting torch
Tanglefoot bag.

>Healing Items
>Ranged Weapons (bow or gun)
>Knives
>Poison
>Traps

niggas been waiting 6 months for this thread. He's coming prepared this time.

Katana
Sake
Poison
Crossbow/.45
Molotov cocktail

>Mark VI Mjolnir armor
>M6D with scope and full ammunition
>Plasma grenades
>Energy Sword
>Vodka
>Glasses

lantern
trail mix
water

Because darkness, undernourishment and dehydration are your 3 greatest enemies.

Fierce beast field identification guide

Vorpal blade that goes snicker-snack

>chaos zweihander
>giant's armor
>father's mask
>fap ring
>havel's ring

M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank
Ghal Maraz
My mixtape
Stalin's Mustache

and if all else fails

Dank Memes

1. sea snipper
2. sea snipper
3. sea snipper
4. sea snipper
5. iron boots

>some good items
>max 5 items

I would take 5 negros to walk in front of me and clear the way.

thing is are you gonna be able to lift that armor fam?

5 ioun stones ya dingus

> 2 marbles
> Used tea bag
> a squeeky door hinge
> leaf blower
> wheel chair with a flat spot on one wheel

I thought the goal was to kill a fierce beast in a dungeon, not conquer the world

o shit waddup

>resurrection phial
they just don't make games like Fable no more

>half of watermelon
>half of watermelon
>duct tape
>chloroform
>condoms

easy there macgyver

O SHIT WADDUP

1 everlasting gobstopper
Blade of black
Bag of plenty
Elixir of armament
Elixir of observation

...

5 vials of liquid luck

Sword of babylon, destroyer of mobs
Armor of the fallen angel, reker of noobs
Piercing ring of fury, masturbation +2
Boots of swift asskicking
Potions of ungodly stench

>donuts
>donut holes
>glue
>(You)'s
>???

Zweihander
Father Mask
Giant's Armor
Dark Wood Grain Ring
Deez Nuts

Yea love me some feminine dick in the dungeons

I still got Fable on my pc

TRIPS OF TROOF

Magical gender changer
Female monster pheromones
Lubricant
10 tons of snickers and yogurt
Nokia 3310 (will use it to kill monster when get bored)

Are you an Italianfag OP? I know that place

/thread

>Potion of protection from chaos
>+5 large Vicious, flaming burst, impact Great sword
>Potion of darkvision
>Scroll of teleport
>Dragon dildo

Okilidokili neighbourino

i know that place, thats a few years back :D

kek

>switchblade
>hair gel
>leather jacket
>jeans
>boots
Tunnel Snakes rule

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Wabbajack, dragon bone bow

Gaaay