My dick is almost 8" in length but under 5" in girth... how bad is it...

My dick is almost 8" in length but under 5" in girth... how bad is it? Even tho that's average the length makes it look weird I think? Rate thread.

You should post a pic from another angle. This pic makes it look wierd

I do have videos which shows it better but idk how to post here

maybe it is weird...

all the better for shoving it up my butt

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kek

It looks almost big

you more need to worry about your thumb. Fuckin disgusting.

Your penis is above average. I see many orgasms in your future but not a pornography career. Sorry. Keep clean and remember that it's ladies first. 7/10

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Huh... that's interesting

I'm sure there are plenty of girls who would like it. Looks good for deep throating.

Your thumb is fucked up. What the hell is wrong with you?

His thumb hasn't been circumcised.

It literally looks nothing like that irl I can assure you hahha I have no idea what's going on in that pic

What kind of body do you have? Are you tall and skinny?

Hi, i want to see your toes

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Pic related actual thumb

dunno

I'm tall but still a bit chubby. As a child I was genuinely obese. Lacking confidence to be shirtless most ofnthe time still I need to hit the gym

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Your dick looks weird and your thumbs look weird too.. that dick isn't close to 8 inches 5 at max. and you hair line is going everywhere around your legs and crouch that dick is fucked up looking.

slenderman bone daddy azz

All I feel is ouch

mmm leave a little slack under the fucked up looking dick..sorry bitch nice try.

dude that dick looks so fucked up.

i want to see your dick now. you seem like yours is better.

You have, baby dick.

Lol

Thanks.

Here's a beauty shot.

Actually made me laugh, you belong in YLYL threads
Op agrees with this guy

like i said fucked up looking,.

dude weird looking dick.

Show soft

Bitch my dick is over 10 inches long and 8 inches thick I don't need to show you to get everyone's attention. You can believe it or not your dick still looks fucked up.

That's not me but thanks..

All about the flaccid dick yo

Its a tailors measure, wrapped tight hands free
don't be mad because you have a needle dick

4.5-5" is average girth
you're fine

Like i said faggot... i told you the measurement you don't have to believe me your dick is fucked up looking bitch and thats what your stuck with ;)

>fine
Oh.... okay

Here you go
Yeah bro, for sure. Same.

Rate?

faggot.

that'll show em

size != skilled boning, you're more likely to bottom out punching a woman's cervix than you are to underperform so long as you learn2position and don't just go away to poundtown.

Where you lack in girth you gain back in length, find the right depth oriented woman instead of a thickness fangirl and you'll be fine i bet.

wrong hand idiot

1) no it's not, just for the dickpic I used camera and for the thumb pic because the high res pic was taking ages to post I used snapchat and saved it, so the image is flipped because snapchat does that by default.

2) if your thumbs are different, then perhaps it's you that's the one who's fucked up not me

mines about 6" girth

Dude your dick looks like an everyday normal casual ass dick, be glad you aren't this dudes ballsack

Well, I'm glad girth is a thing now, at least. Finally~! Something new for dudes to get weird about!

well then do just a pic of your right hand thumb. And yeah, I just do not believe someone, who has a pic of his thumb with foreskin and in his explanation he shows only one of them. Exactly not the one which is shown in the first pic.