You wake up in the morning

> You wake up in the morning
> You look outside in the street and see no one there
> You realize the human race has abandoned the planet and you were left behind

what do?

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Go see what's all the fuzz about area 51.

Sniff all the left behind panties

find out that its just a normal day for me

This and then catch one of their human experiments and make it my sex pet.

I hope for an extra limb and possible thick hair in odd areas accented by a misshapen face.

Gotta have dreams.

Explore the world
Finally about fucking time

take a car and drive through a mall

>Build remote controls for actual planes
>Go to new york
>Renact 9/11

>fucking finally can enjoy my autisms

Fuck every horse and animal I can catch

First off I'd get a big backpack, go to nearby stores and fill backpack with stuff I need to live. Then I'd scavange and explore and find a reason not to kill myself and end humanity

Fap

Well, I never considered myself a furry....but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do....head out and shag some animals....

Blow shit up

Burn everything

Finally get the rest and peace I deserve
Put my feet up and chill

I go the fuck back to sleep

Got to McDonald's, take new clothes and shoes and go to pentagon

Do all the drugs. Fly planes into buildings and jump out at the last second. Destroy skyscrapers. Drive tanks. Basically GTA without the hookers.

get ahold of military tech, especially mind control stuff.

control all the remaining animals and make them form factions.

re-inact wars but with animals instead.

i'd keep one of them out of the control group, a cool dog as a sidekick that has super intelligence.

also flying everywhere, be it mini jet or hover jet pack.

also yeah like the other user said, make all the big stuff remote controlled.

>without the hookers
You know, animals exists for something

You're a mad cunt. Animals haven't done shit. I'll start a dog park the size of Manhattan and make it a utopia for dogs. Dogs are the only company I'll have if the people are gone.

Be naked anywhere and everywhere, fap anywhere and everywhere, hopefully find a femanon to recreate humanity with...or just fuck til we die

I'd Go to all the Gameing stores and collect all the cool games and Magic cards. Then i'd get a cart with a horse and travel the land selling my suplies to adventurers

>get shit faced drunk
>never have to go to work
>play games all day
>never have to worry about seeing anyone else

Oh wait I do that right now anyways.

This. Eat and sleep.
Wonder for how long I would have electricity. Go look for a generator.
>you have to search other peoples computers to find new porn
Other than that, life as usual,possibly better.

Roll on b until I get 999999999

You can't even read, don't travel user,ever.

Go to my girlfriend's sisters house and check her phone for nudes.

you mean you, the poor and homeless. they ain't lettin them on those ships either dude. not to mention all the "Earthers" who will hunker down as survivalists.

IF you did that though you'd instantly gain immortality and have to live alone forever.

Assuming they didn't take corpses with them, I'd tour the morgues of the city sampling the freshest dead chicks I could find. If there's an opportunity for cryo or embalming, maybe save a few for later. After that probably figure out where the loli doll factory is and go have gigantic lonely orgies.

Once all the hedonisms out of my system I'd probably go live clean, grow my own food and build a house wherever I liked. Gotta find reasons to keep living, stay sane, and stay healthy since I don't know shit about medicine.

I think I would try to go to a farm and hope I can keep it going or go to my local Walmart and hope I can learn to grow food before it all goes bad. Unless canned food lasts a while if it does I'd just live in a Walmart or something.

go get me some fucken drugs, go somewhere with a view and start thinking of cool shit to do and fun ways to kill myself.

Get naked, and fap furiously in the center of town to the victory I've dreamed of all my life... a world without jews and niggers.

That's me

He cant spell or read because hes trying to sell supplies to adventures when everyone is gone. -3/10

Take solar power shit and find a house away from the city and power that bitch up. Fortify it. Hunt the big game

Be ready to take on the invaders that will eventually want my planet.

Crown myself king in there somewhere

Also find a pharmacy and gun store and general store ect

He can't read cause he couldent read that he's a the only one left.

Thanks Mr Echo.

Designate my shitting streets

strip walk around naked and fapping

This is literally my fantasy..

I'd make sure I wasn't on some sick and twisted version of the Truman show.

>5th avenue is my shitter now
Man can dream

Cry tears of fucking joy and start praising all the gods i can think of

Would any user dare to cross the atlantic,in anyway? How?

Even Allah?

If allah is responsible for making all my dreams come true, fuck yes

Flying.

Modern jets aren't hard at all. Go play MS flight sim for a few hours and you'll figure out what to do.

747, fill it with fuel, get the bitch up at 40,000ft, set the autopilot and chill with some old school pokemons

-get food, weapons, medecines
-find a car
-find a guitar
-find the best place to stay in my town
-chill, walk, travel
-move town every year or so

Get on /b see whos left

Laugh

>go to girl i wanna fuck's house
>find used panties
>fap to them for rest of life
>mfw

cash out my 401k and fuck my supermodel gf because im not a degenerate faggot like most of you

>set to auto pilot
>leave cockpit
>walk to the very last row of seats at the end of the plane
>sit down and look out the window
>get hungry
>push the service button for peanuts
>nobody shows

She's gone money is worthless

Learn 2 read degenerate faggot

Trips confirms.

You would rather take an airliner then a ship?
I would be scared to even cross it with a ship.

>You have to search others computers for porn
On the bright side you can probably find some good home made nudes every 3 to 4 houses you come across.

Scared of what?

stay mad poorfags kek

747s are some of the most reliable machines ever built and are actually really easy to fly. The only part thats worrying is landing, but if you have the entire airport to yourself and no weight in the plane, it'd be pretty hard to fuck up.
A bigass yacht would be the easy way i suppose, assuming GPS still works but meh, I'd just fly.

Get really upset because I missed THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Fap on the Mona Lisa, then wildly hunt for government technology and every tcg known to man.

Might be because I'm married and get poon whenever i want but i seriously don't see the appeal in panty fapping. Seriously even when i was a virgin it just seemed weaksauce

Unless there's still planes on the runway, of course.

Basically this

Cheer

get used to crashing planes near the airport while you just unlock the pressurized doors and jump out with a parachute.

Navigation is the hardest part. Chances are you would get lost and run out of fuel mid-air without being able to find a large enough airport to land. Their built-in map system isn't very easy to use.

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I no nothing of sailing. You can't operate big ones alone. Small ones are bad if storm hits. How do dock when I get there. Where are the places I can sail near costs. Etc. I wouldent want to die when I just woke up in paradise.

>masturbate everywhere i can without someone yelling at me, then an hero it

Go to the place i work and smash shit for fun. Then search for nudes in peoples houses and live in their house until i eat all their food.

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There is no way I'm completely alone. If I was left there, there is a large chance there is at least another survivor. I would find the largest nearby city, set up a radio tower in the middle and lead them to me. Once we successfully meet, I would fuck him/her every day until the rest of our lives.

When theres no air lanes navigation becomes easy. Pick a heading, set the autopilot and make a phone alarm for an hour before you get there so you have time to check GPS and correct before descent.

Honesly sounds less dangerous than sailing and hitting a sand bar or rocks in the middle of nowhere

Everyone left you, there wasnt some kind of apocalypse. Imagine the world like it is now but you are the only one there.

This guy gets it

Go to the nearest police and raid their computers for their CP stash kept as evidence.

Keel over and die

>year is 3015, humanity has successfully established colonies in the greater expanse following exodus of earth.
>first manned mission to earth since humanity abdicated it, president of federal space service explains importance of rediscovering origins.
>flight takes less than a year, ship touches down in semi-rural north american township.
>after atmospheric analysis, crew departs to rediscover the world. Alas nature has reclaimed an awful lot.
>apart from one meticulously maintainted bar, no reason whatsoever is established as to how/why but this building is preserved incredibly well.
>crew break into bar to discover a hundred fucking balls with faces, some strung from the ceiling, all of which eerily face the door.

>leave earth, never return.

Declare 4th Reich. Exterminate myself for not being racially pure because my great great grandmother married a filthy jew.

sauce? Interested

I wold fuck animals and smoke weed, you know leave out of the earth

Doesnt matter. All those reactors are going to meltdown and shits going to get really fucked.

God, imagine this.

You could casually stroll into the NSA or other agencies and find their collections of the sickest, most abhorrent CP ever created and then go put it on a fucking imax with audio from a large concert

first id get some tranquilizer darts, then id go to the zoo and kill all the male gorillas. id sedate the woman gorillas and tie them up, having sex with them every day. id repeat until they died or got pregnant. Also I'd do the same with the orangutans and any other big ape.

if tigers and lions can make babies...

Learn to fly planes and helicopters. Travel the world since money isn't a problem anymore.

Rejoice for the world is saved.
I can finally die happy

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Don't forget, you can drive any exotic car your heart desires now

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